One part today.
Eric Dane gets sparklers on a cake for his birthday in Paris.
Janet Jackson's purse matches her bow.
Kristen Stewart and some fake logs.
Sofia Richie takes a night off from coke and partying with Scott Disick to hang out with her dad, Lionel Richie.
At the same event were Jamie Bell and Kata Mara.
Mandy Moore was there too.
Charlize Theron takes a vape break on the set of her new movie in Montreal.
Eric Dane gets sparklers on a cake for his birthday in Paris.
Janet's pants seem to match her purse and bow as well.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Lionel had something to say about Lord Dipshit to Sofia?
She looks ridiculous! And that has to be the most ludicrous (not to mention impractical) bag I've ever seen!
ReplyDeleteOnce again, Jamie Bell is a dude and he is the best looking celebrity in the lineup. What's up with these Hollywood women lately? What happened to the glamor and style that we used to see in Hollywood women like Audrey Hepburn? Where did that go?
ReplyDeleteAnd what the hell was Janet Jackson thinking when she put on that getup? She looks like a character from a 30th century sci fi movie. Mandy Moore's dress is very feminine and sexy, but she doesn't have the body to pull it off.
Sofia Ritchie looks pretty good for a woman who's on a strict diet of alcohol and cocaine. And Lionel Ritchie needs to dial back the plastic surgery. His cheeks are now puffier than Janet Jackson's.
Poor Lionel - Bulldog face is a trainwreck and she isn’t even 21 yet.
ReplyDeleteThought Janet was bringing her Casio keyboard with her.
ReplyDeleteP - Mara - i'd be firin live loads in her lil honey hole, tryin to get 18yrs of Giants season tickets.
ReplyDeleteM - Theron - cant believe i"m only askin her for a bj. Would ask for oral swap and settle for sniffing her panties while she blew me.
B - Kstew - Roigh and nasty, cause she needs to be taught a lesson in how to treat people. She'll need a psychologist and proctologist when i am done wirh her.
Hilarious!!!!
DeleteYup John Doe. "Everybody loves a sharp dressed man" and Kate Mara looks pretty good too. They are a very photogenic couple.
ReplyDeletejanet looks like she was dressed for Halloween for sure...
ReplyDeleteDo people still look to the photos to guess the days blinds?!?
I'm really trying to get into This is Us, but I can't lol
ReplyDelete@john doe, they cannot even actually act anymore so why should they bother to learn how to dress? If they could leave out the bad parts I really wish the studio system could be brought back to we can have more decent movies that hold up after decades.
ReplyDeleteThose logs are not fake, they are just really short.
Hey, Jerkula: Haven't you heard? Your brand of misogyny is on the outs right now.
ReplyDeleteJust ignore him. He has nothing to do all day but write on gossip boards about his fantasies since women IRL want nothing to do wth him. Sad really, he lives for the attention people give him here and other sites.
DeleteI think he is funny....sorry
DeleteHigh five mooshki, good to see you again.
ReplyDeleteArticle about George takei drugging a hot young actor/model in his flat years ago on THR now. I suddenly don't feel any more guilt for all the product I stream online from dodgy off shore websites.
I'm not here to argue with you Moo. I would like to let bygones be bygones and start anew, but you start right out casting baseless aspersions on me.
ReplyDeleteI am the biggest proponent of womens rights this board has ever seen. Where broads like you want to control women and make them fit the mold of what you think they should be, i am 100% behind (heh) a broad's right to do and be whatever she wants, as long as she dont want to act like a cunt, as KStew has been revealed as many times.
Where Fugazi Feminists like you cry out "it's a woman's body, she should have the right to choose" when it comes to abortion, you'll be the first in line to slut shame a Lohan or K-Stew when they use their body for profit. I find no issue w/ a broad renting some orifices to get a leg up in life.
I am also a huge advocate for maintaining the sanctity of the word Rape. You mental patients who equate everything short of a signed consent contract to rape piss on the actual victims of actual rape inorder to get attention and assail men.
I am sorry you weren't born with a cock, since dick envy is obviously the source of your anger, but please stop projecting your hatred of women onto me. You know what i do hate? Cats, except for the ones that are going to eat your lonely corpse after you've been dead a couple days. Please make sure to leave a jar of Vick's open, so they can dip their noses in it before they eat the hairy, stinky parts.
In conclusion, my wit is sharp, my humor is great, if you weren't so ugly on the inside, you would eventually find a date.
Now this is where I have to argue with the crowd. JJ looks GREAT. Only a few months back she was vast and draped in black curtains. I don't care how she got there; pills, lipo, starvation....she looks FABULOUS.
ReplyDeleteEven KStew has scrubbed up well. Is she a bit cunty? Hardly measures up against the true crimes against humanity we've been reading about lately so I'd give her a pass on that.
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ReplyDeleteMandy and Kristen look cute. You killl me. On Sophia and Lionel. He is just glad to get off the yacht. Didn’t Paz de la Huerta used to be a hooker? Good luck on that lawsuit if she was. Harry will play her like a fiddle if it’s true.
ReplyDeleteme too, he makes me laugh
ReplyDeleteThank you, Auntie. My postings arent for everyone. Humorless, mansogynist hags hate me like Singer hates boys who age out.
ReplyDeleteI look forward to your bawdy humor!!
DeleteJerkula is so filthy, that he's funny, and I'm a woman.
ReplyDeleteWhoever takes him seriously misses a sense of humour.
Women who get their panties in a bunch over every little thing, end up with castrated Beta males, who'd leave them to their own devices and would run off like chickens, if they ever saw a woman in danger.
I like Alpha males. Thank God they still exist. I just can't with these whiny sissies, with sleeve tattoos and man buns, and their macro biotic diets, The Chris Martin wankers of this world.
And I can even less with pseudo feminists who never utter a beep about an entire religion of 1.6 billion followers, that is the most repressive, women oppressing, backward, troglodytic, women-hating(and gay-killing) ideology known to man.
I am against the Saudis letting women drive. Sure, get rid of them burkas and let em flaunt their stuff, but keep the roads safe. Plus, the lines at the gas station will take forever while everyone waits for broads to figure out where to stick the gas nozzel on their camels. I seen a broad try to change the batteries in a vibrator, it aint pretty.
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ReplyDeleteBut unlike their males, Saudi women will only use the camel aperture for gas...so it actually might decrease waiting time.
ReplyDeleteCount Jerkoff is just a sad little male
ReplyDeleteOh, yer so clever, cuntface.
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