Uh...plus sized out of work experienced newswoman here. And I'll have sex with Natalie Morales and Savannah if that's whats expected of the winning candidate.
I'd love to see Josh Roberts back on morning TV. Either here or CBS with the Charlie Rose opening. But I think some bridges got burned when Josh exited the NBC family.
Megyn Kelly. It has long been rumored that NBC brought her there to take over Today. It has also long been known that Lauer had become a liability and they were probably waiting for the right opportunity to get rid of him.
I would love to snark here but nothing would make me happier than Any Curry sitting right where he sat. I don't care how many flubs that woman made. Pay attention advertisers......I barely catch that show it but if that happened, I'd watch every day and stand behind every product shown during commercials.
There is an adorable, smart local TV guy named Pat Kiernan. He would be perfect. And the other gals on the show would really like him. He's low-key and smart as a whip. Disclaimer: I have never met this man. Was not paid to post this comment!
Does anyone remember an item from the last month or so about a daytime talk show host who was paying off family members to keep quiet about molesting kids? The clue was something about them being obnoxious to listen to. I've tried searching but can't find the original post. Just curious if Lauer might have been the one...
They should have various people fill in to up the ratings. I'd love to see Billy Eichner do a few. I'd wake up early just to watch! He'd be hilarious and just what I need in the morning. Just don't give him the serious stories.
I SO wish they would beg Ann Curry to come back - she can play hard news to Savannah Guthrie's softer side. That was the problem with Matt - two hard news types (and he was a douche) #JusticeforAnn. Ahem. The above scheme would also work with Megyn Kelly, and would likely actually improve her chances. Sure, Today would be out all of their third hour branding & set materials, but if Savannah and Megyn get along this could really be good for Megyn.
Lester Holt could also work, or they could slot him in the third hour with another female co-host, and keep the Hoda & Kathie Lee fourth hour sponsored by Chardonnay. (I confess I actually like them a lot and like their obvious friendship.)
I'm sure there's too much bad blood b/n Ann and Today but my god I wish they would beg her to come back.
Shep Smith is actually a really intriguing option too @captivagirl. I can't imagine him being super happy at Fox much longer. That would be a lot of Fox-->Today right in a row, of course.
I hear Al Franken and Garrison Keillor are available.
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ReplyDeleteUh...plus sized out of work experienced newswoman here. And I'll have sex with Natalie Morales and Savannah if that's whats expected of the winning candidate.
ReplyDeleteAnn Curry? Megan Kelly?
ReplyDeleteBilly Bush would be hysterical. Didn't Matt get him fired after the tape debacle?
Billy had that coming. I hope Ann comes back.
Delete+1 sandybrook.. Willie Geist would be perfect, if he wants the job.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to see Josh Roberts back on morning TV. Either here or CBS with the Charlie Rose opening. But I think some bridges got burned when Josh exited the NBC family.
ReplyDeleteBrian Williams is underemployed, except for his secret mission flying under the radar with the special forces in North Korea.
ReplyDeleteWillie Geist
ReplyDeleteAnother doucher probably
ReplyDeleteME!!!
ReplyDeleteBetter tits and 100% less rape-y.
Charlie Rose!
ReplyDeleteA piece of shit with corn it. Can lump it on the today desk right next to those lovely cohosts. Lol. Those hoes are nasty
ReplyDeleteGordon and Bobby Digital have me laughing. I'll go with no one. Do they really need another person?
ReplyDeleteSteal Tom Llamas from ABC.
ReplyDeleteKatie Couric says that Matt Lauer's most annoying habit is that he pinches her "on the ass" a lot.
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/MadisonMills22/status/935910487161745409
Bill O’Reilly with Matt Lauer as first interview
ReplyDeleteMegyn Kelly. It has long been rumored that NBC brought her there to take over Today. It has also long been known that Lauer had become a liability and they were probably waiting for the right opportunity to get rid of him.
ReplyDeleteThey need to go with somebody without a scandal tagged to them like Dan Schneider
ReplyDeletethrowing out a name that hasn't been mentioned - John Cena. He was great when filling in as a co-host. WWE is on USA, which is an NBC owned channel.
ReplyDeleteBilly Bush, he didn't grab anyone by the pussy!
ReplyDeleteAnn Curry, please.
ReplyDeleteShepard Smith
ReplyDelete@Adam - Cena is a good idea. I've seen him as a host and it suits him.
ReplyDeleteHe's very personable. He is both charming gentleman and athletic silly kid all rolled into one.
I would love to snark here but nothing would make me happier than Any Curry sitting right where he sat. I don't care how many flubs that woman made. Pay attention advertisers......I barely catch that show it but if that happened, I'd watch every day and stand behind every product shown during commercials.
ReplyDeleteThere is an adorable, smart local TV guy named Pat Kiernan. He would be perfect. And the other gals on the show would really like him. He's low-key and smart as a whip. Disclaimer: I have never met this man. Was not paid to post this comment!
ReplyDeletePiers Morgan ... only because he's a big douchtard who piss off everyone.
ReplyDeleteThe world needs Candy Crowley, it's time.
ReplyDeleteI think they'll bring in Lester Holt.
ReplyDeleteLester Holt is a great guest. They also might replace him with a woman just to be PC.
ReplyDeleteWillie Geist
ReplyDeleteJust please god, not meghan kelly, she is awful. Bring back ann curry! Because karma!
ReplyDelete@Gordon, you're killing me here, LMAO...
ReplyDeleteBring in CHRIS HANSEN. He'll pull up a stool and give guests lemonade.
Brian Williams
ReplyDelete@BlissBoo, love that comment! Really makes me laugh!
ReplyDeleteSo nice to see the Ann Curry love. The first thing I thought when I heard was Ann Curry’s Revenge.
I’d be happy to see Brian Williams as well. I miss his delivery, and his humour on talk shows.
Love to see Ann Curry get it. Burn, Matt Lauer, you douche!
ReplyDeleteIs Count Jerkula available?
ReplyDelete😂
DeleteI'd tune in every day.
Does anyone remember an item from the last month or so about a daytime talk show host who was paying off family members to keep quiet about molesting kids? The clue was something about them being obnoxious to listen to. I've tried searching but can't find the original post. Just curious if Lauer might have been the one...
ReplyDeleteAny good looking personable gay man.
ReplyDeleteThey should have various people fill in to up the ratings. I'd love to see Billy Eichner do a few. I'd wake up early just to watch! He'd be hilarious and just what I need in the morning. Just don't give him the serious stories.
ReplyDeleteI SO wish they would beg Ann Curry to come back - she can play hard news to Savannah Guthrie's softer side. That was the problem with Matt - two hard news types (and he was a douche) #JusticeforAnn. Ahem. The above scheme would also work with Megyn Kelly, and would likely actually improve her chances. Sure, Today would be out all of their third hour branding & set materials, but if Savannah and Megyn get along this could really be good for Megyn.
ReplyDeleteLester Holt could also work, or they could slot him in the third hour with another female co-host, and keep the Hoda & Kathie Lee fourth hour sponsored by Chardonnay. (I confess I actually like them a lot and like their obvious friendship.)
I'm sure there's too much bad blood b/n Ann and Today but my god I wish they would beg her to come back.
Shep Smith is actually a really intriguing option too @captivagirl. I can't imagine him being super happy at Fox much longer. That would be a lot of Fox-->Today right in a row, of course.
ReplyDeleteProbably gonna be Willie Geist.
Carson Daly? A Coop?
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