At this point, this B list wannabe model/celebrity offspring of a celebrity you all kind of think you know because of one really important thing should just charge by the hour. She bailed on one gig involving a foreign born A/A- lister for a two night payday that is going to jeopardize the other payday. She is also going to shoot pictures to try and be a feature yachter come May in the Med.
Hailey Baldwin
ReplyDeleteA lister no clue-to beard for Shawn mendes?
Delete@Tricia13 - what is the "really important thing"??
ReplyDeleteAlec’s brother? Not sure Thia?
DeleteI feel like the really important thing is Hailey’s fling with Justin Bieber
DeleteNvm I agree it refers to Stephen (hailey’s dad) being Alec’s brother
DeleteI would love to be a featured yachter if only for one season. Is that too much to ask?
ReplyDeleteKaia Gerber
ReplyDeleteTiffany Trump
ReplyDeleteThey way he says "offspring of a celeb we think we kind of know because of one really important thing" is strange. I don't think it is a Baldwin....but who?
ReplyDeleteDo either Princess Beatrice or Eugenie have modeling aspirations?
ReplyDelete@Just4Fun - have you actually seen Eugenie or Beatrice? haha ;-)
ReplyDeleteI have. They are the spitting image of Fergie and whoever she was fucking
DeleteLol +1
DeleteYes,Hailey giving up an easy bearding job to be a yacht girl.
ReplyDeleteHailey. Nothing easier than being a beard. I'd do it in a heartbeat.
ReplyDeleteWhat is the meaning of "yachter"?
ReplyDeleteEuphemism for demi-celebrity who is highly paid to do things on yachts that most self-respecting prostitutes would refuse to do in an alley.
DeleteBeing a human toilet and doing other depraved acts that no decent human would di
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DeleteI want to joke about some Russian oligarch sitting at a table with a 38-year old fading beauty. He's flipping through a catalog as she takes notes. "I have one of these, one of this. This one is gud, can I get two, da?" But that's probably just how it works.
ReplyDelete@MatineeIdolx - Yachter = prostitute.
ReplyDeleteMany celebrities A-D list offer themselves to rich men (or women) on Yachts. If they're lucky, they get a whole summer gig of taking photos of themselves on yachts while servicing the men (or women) who are paying them. Usually the A list celebrties get lucrative deals to be a "yachter" but the C or D list ones gets only a weekend or couple of days and those clients aren't top tier.
Next time you see a bunch of 20'something year-olds photos on a yacht, chances are they are being paid to be there.
Enty put out a blind list a while back of known yacht girls. You would be surprised as to who is on the list.
How long ago was this blind, or can you give some key words from it so I can go looking for it?
Delete+1 Violet. Well said.
ReplyDeleteThank you. I have more respect for a desperate crack-whore than someone who has alternatives and chooses this life.
DeleteGordon Scott is my new crush! You must be a professional writer, right? Woudn't you agree that Eugenie and Bea are at the top of the ISIS kidnap list? No way these ladies are going to get on anyone's yacht without half of MI6 with them.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought on this was Olivia Newton John's daughter. Because of...you know!
ReplyDeleteNicole Richie
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