December 15, 2017
This foreign born superhero is sweating bullets that two of his exes are going to spill what they know about his sex life. He needs the superhero gig. He should also be worried about this A- list mostly movie actor from an acting family who wants to be a superhero and is talking smack about him behind the scenes because the A- lister thinks the superhero is the easiest to replace.
Henry Cavill/Jake Gyllenhaal
This foreign born superhero is sweating bullets that two of his exes are going to spill what they know about his sex life. He needs the superhero gig. He should also be worried about this A- list mostly movie actor from an acting family who wants to be a superhero and is talking smack about him behind the scenes because the A- lister thinks the superhero is the easiest to replace.
Henry Cavill/Jake Gyllenhaal
Can't picture Jake G talking smack.
ReplyDeleteCan't picture him as supes either. He's ectomorph. The steroids it would take to bulk him up would shrivel his gonads into peas.
DeleteJake G being in the closet as hard as he is means he'll not spill anything too juicy.
ReplyDeleteWhat? Jake wants to Superman? His oversized eyes and big ears? Yeah no.
ReplyDeleteJake must need that $$$ if it's true; his recent body of work is great but probably not the most lucrative.
ReplyDeleteThis lets Jake G off the hook for the earlier gay blind (yesterday?), as the Actor was A+ in that one.
ReplyDeleteROTFL - I've stuck with DC movies through Batfleck, but JG is where I call it quits. The producers would have to be mad to allow that, though.
ReplyDeleteNot buying him as Superman.
ReplyDeleteIt’s probably for the best as Superman is the shits as far as stuporheros go.
I, and wld venture to say most of movie goers dont care. Be gay be straight, be who you are. If you can do the acting job, its all good.
ReplyDeleteDon't think Henry is replaceable. He is the perfect Superman.
ReplyDeleteJake hasn't got the look for Superman. It would be another DC disaster to cast him as Supes. If he wants a superhero gig he should try to line up a Marvel role. I think there are better opportunities there.
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ReplyDeleteHenry Cavill is perfect as superman. Jake needs to Be quite and stick to his artsy fartsy indie movies. He is so full of himself....the absolute wotst
ReplyDeleteQuiet....and the absolute worst
ReplyDeleteJake looked odd all muscles up in that movie Prince of petsia. He was great in nightcrawler. I didn't realize he was so catty
ReplyDeleteJake looked odd all muscles up in that movie Prince of petsia. He was great in nightcrawler. I didn't realize he was so catty
ReplyDeleteLike I said in the original blind. Superman?!? Ummmm NOPE. Specialman, sure.
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See told you it wasn't Doctor Strange. I can't believe someone guessed that the other day. DS isnt taht easily replaced at all. 🗽👩🏻🚕🍂💛
ReplyDeleteAnyone who thinks cavil is a good superman needs to watch reeves and get their eyes tested.
ReplyDeleteGod, remember the hot minute there was talk of Nic Cage playing Superman? Thank god that never happened.
ReplyDeleteI love me some Jakey G. I like all of his movies, he's diverse, but honey, no...no to Supes. As much as I love Brandon, Henry has Supes on lock down for now.
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