This foreign born A+ list athlete who is probably B list here in the US while being A+ list in the rest of the world is tiring of his current beard. She thought they were going to get married. Nope. That foreign born A list model wannabe actress thought the same thing but it took her years to discover he wants no part of that. A new beard is on the horizon who will soon be carrying another of his children.
Christiano Ronaldo
ReplyDeleteGeorgina Rodriquez is the GF and Shayk was prior one I think
ReplyDeleteThe problem with this one is he just had a baby with Rodriguez in November. The blind makes it seem like he wants to have a baby with a random in the near future and the timing seems pretty close.
DeleteAlthough I could see why she expected him to propose, since she was his girlfriend when she had his child. His other baby mama has never been named. She may have thought that since they were still together, he was committed.
Just come out already, dude. Or are soccer fans such maniacs that they'll riot if he's openly gay?
ReplyDeleteI don’t think it’s the soccer works/fans— it may be a family thing. I believe his family is very religious and the country he’s from)?
DeleteWell, yeah... when you realize how huge Cristiano Ronaldo is in countries like Qatar and Russia. I think it’s a bigger deal for international players because they might have trouble in countries where being gay is illegal so they either deal with it or are left at home during all the important tournaments. Plus, he’s intent on slapping his name on every product available and will do anything to keep his brand selling a certain lifestyle.
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ReplyDeleteI believe is the soccer world, still machist AND in part homophobe...i don't think he will come out while still playing, perhaps after he leaves soccer, bc it's not like he hides that much..but he has to keep appearances
+1 Tricia
ReplyDeletehttps://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/5448448/cristiano-ronaldo-georgina-rodriguez-birthday-dinner-rhian-sugden-messages/
Doesn't seem like typical bearding behavior though.
He just retired but I guess he needs though endorcememt checks. Gotta meet the base’s expectation.
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ReplyDeleteRight! That totally screams gay to me. That was my thought when he had his first child by surrogate years ago, but then when he started dating this chick and she had his baby I figured I was wrong. Looks like I was right all along
DeleteHe will lose a lot of fans if he ever comes out. All that love will turn into hate. Understandable (in this case) that he isn't coming out.
ReplyDeleteRonaldo chose to have his first child (and now the twins too) by surrogate as he always wanted children and doesn't feel the need for a second parent considering his vast wealth and supportive family. I feel he's definitely gay, but isn't coming out anytime soon. My football-loving friends completely deny this ofc.
ReplyDeletecrispy is bi but prefers men. UAE and Dubai do not tolerate homosexuals and that woukd result in loss of endorsements. he is very pretty
ReplyDeleteRonaldo is gay but so obsessed with his career and ego that he wont let his sexuality get in the way. Suprised the women he goes with dont know this.
ReplyDeleteNahh...he won't get much" hate" if he comes out, bc the large part of fans around the world mostly know he is gay(especially bc as i said he doesn't really HIDE IT, he doesn't seem to really give a S**t bless him ), once the supporters of another team held a big sign talking about his bf..
ReplyDelete.but he would lose endorsements AND his life might become harder if he comes out now( think about how he could be mocked, he already has been )...so no CO in the near future, but after the retirement, perhaps..
Is Shayk a professional beard because it allows her more time and freedom to "play" on the yachts????
ReplyDeleteA large part of his fans are from countries where being gay is punishable . So yes he will lose their support. @MJ
ReplyDeleteAnother translation from Enty Compact to standard English.
ReplyDeleteWarning: I don’t know who this blind is about, so my translation may miss important clues or get subtle things wrong. Always go back to the original Enty blind.
This blind concerns a stud athlete. In the US he’s B list while in the rest of the world he’s A+ list, so, of course, we’re talking soccer, right?
It’s a funny sport. One team passes, then passes again. They slowly advance to the opposing goal, and then….DAMN! Stolen. That team passes, passes, passes….DAMN! Stolen.
And it goes on like that for HOURS.
Finally, almost at random, for no discernible reason, somebody finally scores. Goooooooaaaaaaaal!
Big whoop. This game is almost entirely about failure. And pretending you’ve got no hands. No wonder nobody in the States watches. We got REAL sports. Like Nascar and Dancing with the Stars!
Back to our stud.
He’s shacked up with this babe that thought she’d found her soul mate and that they were going to be married.
Except for one little detail.
In the bedroom, our stud plays both offense and defense (if you catch my drift).
Worse for our budding actress, it is believed that our stud prefers the corndog to the pink taco. Ouch.
So, why in the world does he bother stringing along these “beards” for so long? His previous “girlfriend” is a foreign born, A list model, and wannabe actress, and it took her years to figure this out.
One has to guess on this point, but there are many countries around the world that take a dim view of superstar athletes that take the Hershey highway.
But, not to worry, another beard is on the horizon. And by some miracle, this one will be carrying another of his children.
Goooooooaaaaaaaal!
👏👏👏
Delete"Plays both offense and defence"
DeleteI'll take my hat off, that is easily the best run down so far. You've outdone yourself Faustin.
Thank you for the laughs!
OT - Rose McGowan is on the View and is putting everyone on BLAST right now. She mentioned the Democratic Party, Trump, the Clintons, you go girl!
ReplyDeleteOT springboard: If Rose is on the View, pushing her anti-male things with no mention of all the kids getting raped in Hollywood, then the heat must really be rising somewhere else and they need to amp up her distraction. McGowan, ScarJo, all the #MeToo-ers who only make this about male-on-female crimes supporting Victor Salva and Woody Allen, they're time too should be up.
ReplyDeleteGreat post, fustian! You win the internet today!
ReplyDeleteJust saw a pic of Bradley Cooper in the DM. He looks like a concentration camp victim. Something is very wrong in Beardsville.
ReplyDeleteHey, there's Boo Heame!! Wondered where you were. You get moved?
ReplyDeleteRonaldo and I don't get the attraction. He's not good looking imho, and from what I've heard about him his personality matches. I couldn't care less about soccer, it bores me to tears.
ReplyDeleteIt's Ronaldo, but, seriously, he's not A+ -- he's permanent A+++.
ReplyDeleteEnty had a blind a long time ago that many thought was Christiano having his first kid with a drug kingpin daughter? And he paid her to relinquish rights. Or something like that. Can't remember exactly.
ReplyDeleteBut it seems maybe he need to procreate is a mental illness to me. Or maybe he's just so narcissistic that he feels the world should be blessed with his perfect DNA. So again, mental illness
Fucking Ronaldo... for Christ's sake even Stevie Wonder can see how gay he is.
ReplyDeleteYears ago I saw a pap pic of Ronaldo in Spain wearing a very colorfully patterned outfit. I brushed it off as him being European but now I realize it’s possible to be both stylishly European and gay! He was dressed like the most beautiful table setting in a summertime Pier 1 ad complete with fresh flowers that you’ve never seen before and the most intricate napkin rings imaginable.
DeleteTOM BRADY!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteJUST kidding
You Americans should stick to talking about the weird football, that doesn't involve much feet.
ReplyDeleteEVERYBODY knows he's gay. From Russia, to the UAE, to his family...EVERY ONE.
When at a football match a fan shouted 'fag' at him, he laughed, knowing cameras had recorded it, and shouted back 'Yeah, I'm a fag, but a rich one'.
The reason he's not officially coming out, is because he doesn't owe anyone any explanations about his sexuality. And I respect that. It's not like he's Bradley Cooper or George Clooney who actively lie about themselves.
He doesn't have 'beards'. He has live in surrogates, that are taken care of financially, in return of giving him a family.
Love Crispy.
A "Beard" appears to be someone who needs a man around for money... #equality #TimesUp
ReplyDeleteFaustian are you serious? That’s a freaking translation? He prefers corn dog I’m assuming because everyone was confused by the term « men »?
ReplyDeleteAnd the beards are perfectly aware that he’s gay, they just think he’s like so many celebs who go through with a marriage to sell the lie.
"I brushed it off as him being European but now I realize it’s possible to be both stylishly European and gay!"
ReplyDeleteHa.
Despite all of you going down the CR track, I think he's higher than a B here in America, isn't it?
@Bubbles
ReplyDelete"Faustian are you serious?"
No.
And it is "fustian" and not "faustian"!
He will not come out as long as he's playing. He'll lose a ton of money in the middle east and other not-so-gay-friendly areas. Will be interesting to see what happens when he retires from soccer though. I'm pretty sure he'll do a couple of seasons in the MLS before retiring, so it's still a few years away.
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