There was no there there between this A- list mostly television actor from a long running network show and this former A- list mostly television actress turned B lister and fading. She has always been for the past five or so years play for pay. Not by the hour or anything, but definitely by the month. I'm not saying that the permanent A list mostly movie actor didn't get an exception to the monthly rule. He got some kind of weekend special based on their long history together while he was married.
Minka Kelley/Sean Penn for the A lister and?
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DeleteCould be Minka but doubt it's with Jesse.
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ReplyDeleteIt's another round of "Guess-the-Whore" :)
ReplyDelete+1 tricia
ReplyDeleteBoreanz or the Xfile reboot cast
ReplyDeleteOf course Minka delivers her goods plus the gift that keeps on giving she got from dating Derek Jeter.
ReplyDeleteI find the condensed writing of Enty hard to parse sometimes, and it can be helpful to expand the blinds a little into more conventional English. Here's my translation...
ReplyDeleteThere's this actor. He's on the TV mostly, but he's successful at it and is considered A- list. The actor comes from a long running network show.
There's also an actress. She used to be A- list on the TV, but fame does not live forever, and she is a solid B lister and fading fast. So sad.
Some people believe the two of them might be having a romance.
But no, this is Hollywood.
The actress doesn't do romance. I mean, where does that get you in the end? Have you priced real estate in the greater LA market?
Instead, our actress is a pro. She will love you for hard cash. But not by the hour. I mean what do you take her for? That would be tawdry and cheap.
Instead, she'll hang with you for a month at a time. Because that's classier. Or something.
But she spent a hot weekend with our actor recently. No she hasn't changed her business model.
Heaven forfend!
It was for old times sake really. They used to spend a lot of time together back when she was an amateur and he was married. She was more a mistress/homewrecker back then. So sweet!
@Fustian This is awesome. Many laughing emojis! 😂😂😂
Delete@fustian You need to translate all of the blind items for us! I understand it perfectly now!
DeleteWish you'd do this for all of them. They are hard to follow sometimes.
DeleteI hope Radnor wasn't paying, loved HIMYM
ReplyDeleteFustian is mostly right.
ReplyDeleteThere is a third player in this scenario - Mr. Discount. He is the mostly movie permanent A list actor who gets the weekend rate.
Sean Penn dated Minka Kelly he's the actor.
ReplyDeleteOh so that’s what “dating” means these days.
DeleteJessie Williams and Minka Kelley, who just split up. Sean Penn is the Actor with the special rate.
ReplyDeleteAnd Tricia is actually Lisa Ling doing an in-depth documentary on CDaN. She must keep her identity private so she can fit in among us normies. Stop trying to out her and let her do her job.
Ooh. Got my translation wrong. These things are so condensed. There are TWO dudes. Let's try this again:
ReplyDeleteThere's this actor. He's on the TV mostly, but he's successful at it and is considered A- list. The actor comes from a long running network show.
There's also an actress. She used to be A- list on the TV, but fame does not live forever, and she is a solid B lister and fading fast. So sad.
Some people believe the two of them might be having a romance.
But no, this is Hollywood.
The actress doesn't do romance. I mean, where does that get you in the end? Have you priced real estate in the greater LA market?
Instead, our actress is a pro. She will love you for hard cash. But not by the hour. I mean what do you take her for? That would be tawdry and cheap.
Instead, she'll hang with you for a month at a time. Because that's classier. Or something.
But she spent a hot weekend with another actor recently. This guy is mostly a movie actor, but he does the occasional tv show. He is permanently A list at this point.
No she hasn't changed her business model.
Heaven forfend!
It was for old times sake really. They used to spend a lot of time together back when she was an amateur and he was married. She was more a mistress/homewrecker back then. So sweet!
More giggles
DeleteIs that my escort in there?!? Is that my escort in there?!?
ReplyDeleteWell done, Fustian!
ReplyDeleteminka kelly is a beard on call so to speak for jesse williams since he would rather look like a cheater than be revealed as closeted/gay (thats dumb but your choice, jesse)
ReplyDeletebut with penn, who is a straight asshole, it was not bearding just f/cking
Fustian, I LOVED your translation.
ReplyDeleteWell he does kinda have gayface so I'd believe that.
ReplyDeleteFustian - hilarious and accurate - that's what the blinds sound like to me after going through the translator in my brain
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