Thursday, February 15, 2018

Blind Item #15

I once watched this non-traditional A+ list athlete leave his then girlfriend at a table with friends while he got orally serviced in the garden at Chateau Marmont. He had excused himself to go to the restroom after a female dinner companion said she was going to look at the garden. The guy is not nice. 


51 comments:

  1. Meh. These stories are a dime a dozen

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  2. Yup, totally believe it. He is a shithead.

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  3. What a human sack of shit he is

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  4. Explains the harassment story

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  5. First thing I thought with the past-tense, "non-traditional" reference was Bruce/Caitlyn, back in the day. Still, non-traditional would probably better describe snowboarding on this site.

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  6. Haven’t he and Sarah Barthel (from Phantogram) been together for awhile, though? Like 4 years or something like that

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    1. I love Phantogram

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    2. They have, and I HATE that he would cheat on her. She’s cute and I love their music too. There was a blind awhile back about him being douchey at Coachella, having a bodyguard and cheating on his SO the entire time. And yesterday he called the sexual harassment claims “gossip.” What a pig.

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  7. Chateau Marmont is a mandatory trip for anyone trying to be someone, apparently. Everyone I follow that is in the industry, or right on the edge of it, have all posted selfies there. (and the beautiful Casa Casuarina is starting to show up too)

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    1. As in the Versace mansion (former one), in MIami?

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    2. Isn't there a sushi/Japanese place that's also a mandatory for wannabes? Nobu something?

      You walk around back and forth until a pap catches you there. Or, to be efficient, just call the damn paps to get it over with (there was a Muppets skit about that, an Audi ad/tie-in thing). 🍣

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  8. Tricia, yes. It's so beautiful when they light up the pool with the blue lights - not that I've been fortunate enough to see for myself, but according to the pictures I've seen and jealously clicked like on.

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  9. Is the emphasis of "garden" a clue for The Flying Tomato"?

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  10. OP: The Assassination of Versace is great. FX is the place for good chit.

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    1. Man. It makes me so sad that I don't have TV (and FX) anymore. That channel is so good. AHS, Archer, they'd run films (like "Kiss of the Damned", etc). Now I haven't even seen the Versace thing. And it's by the same people who made the OJ one. 💔

      PS: There's a really good SNL skit about OJ going out on a date with a woman from the Balkans who has no idea who he is. Hysterical.

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  11. @Ernie, I read your comment as "snowbearding" this site is getting to me lol

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    1. @Brayson87, ha ha! You may have just coined a new phrase with "snowbearding" for closeted winter Olympians!

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  12. Male gingers gotta take any action they can get.

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  14. Who hasn't done this?

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  15. dennis rodman, if non-traditional means eccentric in terms of dress and behaviour

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  16. Anonymous3:13 PM

    Sounds pretty traditional for an A+ list athlete to me.

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  17. Okay hang on, so why is Shaun White the only douche here? If I'm dining with someone AND HIS GIRLFRIEND, and I make it clear if he shows up in the garden he'll get head, am I as the woman clearly not part of the problem as well?

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  18. So...Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have officially separated.

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  19. Since he’s such a horrible person, spill the tea.

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  20. I love the word douchecanoe. Next time I'm in the 'hood, I'll get a shot at the Chateau for you all. Unless Enty or one of the Himmmms beat me to it.

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  21. Just saw the statement from Aniston. Any juice?

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  22. @B - re Aniston and T - I'm already waiting for the Brad and Jen Together Again stories, AND the AngieJo is Jealous and WANTS BRAD BACK stories. LOL !

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  23. Haha just coming to say the same thing. Enty is chomping at the bits,I’m sure, to reveal all the previous blinds about this divorce..

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  24. In the very next interview he gave after the 'gossip' comment he actually looked pale. Like he'd gotten his chain jerked hard by a sponsor or someone he was scared of.

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  25. @Haywood. Totally agree with you. That ginger needs to get it while he can cause he us not all that. Needs braces and sunscreen. He was getting his picture taken at Torrey Pines with Annie Lebowitz when I was there! Hope the allegations will be the last and he learns his lesson!

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  26. Obviously Shawn White he faces sexual harassment allegations yesterday.

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  27. Shaun better enjoy that LAST medal, cause there ain't gonna be anymore. He's finished, ala Tiger Woods.
    No comebacks for either dirt bag.

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  28. OK, Shaune White is accused of sexual harassment so this is not to spare him THAT scrutiny, but... boy you people ARE judgmental! I mean, this is not a nice thing to do to your girlfriend and granted, you are not a gentleman nor a very discreet person and probably not too smart if you do something like this.

    But it happens under the sun a million times a day, and more importantly it's the kind of thing people look forward to when they want to become famous, isn't it? Getting your dick sucked by hot strangers with minimal effort? Be honest, why else that horny teenager part of you would dream of becoming a snowboarder or rockstar?

    The bottom line is, who of you, being in a position of power and prestige and admiration would resist a barrage of everyday no-strings-attached sexual offers? And why do you think Olympic facilities for athletes are SHOWERED in condoms?? Ever heard of the promiscuity of professional sports? If you did or do live through something like this everyday and come out the better person, than, maybe, I'd say you are in a position to judge.

    What was that Lincoln said? To know the character of a person, give him power. That sort of thing.

    p.s. my once slut girlfriend did this to me and it still hurts a 15 years later so I'm not writing this because I condone it. But I also can see my younger self probably perhaps falling for something like this myself if given the chance, 'cause I was young and horny too.

    My recommendation here is not to fall from the pan into the fire, and become the Spanish Inquisition (cue the music, enters Palin).

    My 2 cents.

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  29. Yeah, I'm saving my #metoo rage for underage victims of adult criminals, or of adults who are the victims of sexual violence.

    Grown women who get involved with known jerks and then are *suprised!* that he's a jerk to them as well, not so much.

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  30. Must have been one hell of a slow night at the Chateau ... every time I've ever been there it's been a zoo. I doubt I could get away with scratching my butt without being seen much less having public sex with someone.

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  31. Back in the day, I lost my husband to my so called 'best friend'. At least they made an attempt to hide what was going on. But, if you are playing around in the very next room, well, the woman you arrived with doesn't mean much to you. Hope she moves on to someone who values her.

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  32. Was he serviced by the slore whi dates The Flaming Lips frontman Wayne Coyne? They seem to be up eachothers arse and poor Wayne gave up a good woman for a wacked out acid trippn waitress who's lips r attached to Miley Cyrus' arse... so sad!

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  33. @ancoranonhocapito all cheating aside, he's just a jerk. I had a friend who dated him for a while, and he was a total sweetheart at first, but got comfortable and let his true douchey self out after a few months.

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    1. Gingers are like that. My ginger labels himself a hopeless romantic and he is nothing but a lyin sack of shit.still miss the MF though

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