Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Blind Item #2

This very religious cable reality star is trying to keep her long time husband from discovering she once gave up a baby for adoption prior to meeting her now husband. He is under the impression she was a virgin when they married.


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  1. The Christely’s?

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  2. You can give birth and still be a virgin. If the baby is the Messiah. I wonder if it is.

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    1. @Newcomb - You are showing your ignorance. One definition of "virgin" is "a person who never had sexual intercourse." A woman can get pregnant from fooling around. You do know sperm can swim? You do know the hymen can stretch? Giving birth will not tear the hymen, assuming the woman was born with a hymen.

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    2. What? What?!
      Giving birth will not tear the hymen?! What?!
      Please review some YouTube videos on vaginal delivery. Seriously. This is a totally batshit statement.
      Totally. Batshit.

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  3. Makes you wonder what else she hasn't told him.

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  4. if they've been married a long time, as it states, maybe she's getting worried because the kid is old enough to come find her?

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  5. @nancer...that makes total sense! She's probably freaking out that at some point in time her child will come looking for her! I know if I was her child, I would want to know who my parents are/were. It's only human nature to want to know.

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  6. Ugh. I had a bff from high school that told her husband she was a virgin 🙄🤔 Ahhh I still remember the day she looked out her window and saw him jogging in his tiny red shorts, 1993. She begged her dad to invite the new young teacher over for a Bible study lol
    They did get married six months later and had 7 kids so it worked. But that was awkward for a second

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  7. One of the Duck Dynasty wives?

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  8. That’s a pretty big lie but
    He is going to have to forgive
    And
    $$$ can keep this mother /child reunion
    off of the airwaves
    Cough it up

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  9. As much as I love to snark on the Duggars, I don't think it's them. Michelle as like 17/18 when her and Jim Bob got married. Also, the kid would easily be in his 30s by now (wouldn't he have outed himself sooner?) So unless she had this kid at like 15 (which is possible), I don't think it's her.

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  10. It's cable reality... Is all made up... I think the husband knows. They just want to reveal it on tv and have an oh my god moment. Any blind with a reality star is just bs.

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  11. Chip and Joanna Gaines?

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  12. The first time I saw Fixer Upper I was like: so he's gay and this is his Close Female Friend. Then, it was like: oh wait, they're married?

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    1. Oh my god - he’ll never outgrow his Peter Pan/aging Frat Boy thing. It’s. Awful.
      He’s punching way above his weight class.

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  13. Joanna is 39, so the alleged child could be as old as 25 now. Chip is all in for the reality TV theatrics so he probably already knows but knows the Virgin Till Marriage trope makes the US heartland swoon.

    I quit HGTV when it became the 24 hour Creepy Twins and Gaines station. All of them renovate houses to look exactly the same. Joanna and the Creepy Twin who decides are crap designers. Everything they do looks like a hotel room with a kitchenette.

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    1. Yes!!! Can’t agree more! If anything, anyone who made ship lap a thing deserves some bad press.

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    2. Plus so many pluses.
      I personally can’t pay 600K for a house and then also have a 250K renovation budget.
      IDK what world they live in, but it’s not the same one I inhabit.
      Death to shiplap!

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  14. Birthday a child really does a number on the vagina....how could someone miss that?

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  15. Within six months after delivery, the typical young woman's vagina feels pretty much how it did before she gave birth. Multiple births may impact the tightness (the muscles fatigue and no longer fully contract). And vaginas can loosen naturally with age. So no. Regular childbirth would not make a noticeable difference in someone's vadge.

    No, vigorous sex does not stretch out a vagina. Neither does a fist. Neither does one baby.

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  16. Thank you @Liv. A fully aroused vagina is supposed to relax anyway.

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    1. A hymen cannot survive a vaginal delivery.

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    2. Hymens barely survive bike rides and tampons.

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  17. Maybe she used the rolled up liver trick.

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  18. @Liv: hahahahahahaha

    This is Chip and Joanna. Those "closed up a lucrative TV shop" and "got pregnant" allll for reasons.

    Nothing is ever as it seems.

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  19. @brayson87: rolled up liver trick? I got to know... splain please.

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  20. plot said...

    Joanna is 39, so the alleged child could be as old as 25 now. Chip is all in for the reality TV theatrics so he probably already knows but knows the Virgin Till Marriage trope makes the US heartland swoon.

    I quit HGTV when it became the 24 hour Creepy Twins and Gaines station. All of them renovate houses to look exactly the same. Joanna and the Creepy Twin who decides are crap designers. Everything they do looks like a hotel room with a kitchenette.
    9:30 AM

    Yay, I'm not the only one who thinks the Property Brothers are creepy.

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  21. Lydia from Real Housewives OC also comes to mind.

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