This MTV star who makes most of her money yachting lost a very big potential customer because he is married and she told the paps where she would be. The guy freaked out because he didn't want his wife to find out.
This continues to be ridiculous and sad. Yachting. Like that makes it classy and acceptable. "Yachting" is traveling on a yacht. "Whoring" is selling sex for money. Doesn't matter if you do it on a yacht, a row boat, or the log ride at Disney, it's still whoring. A whoring hierarchy helps no one other than the pimps who set the prices. Are you a pimp? Is that consistent with #metootimesup? (Trick question: Of course it is! Fuck yeah!) But never mind that. Figure out a better description or I'll send Frankie Avalon in here to sing Beauty School Dropout and molest your mom.
If I was some billionaire I would pay for anyone else than Farrah Abraham, seriously. I suspect all those professionally photographed porn sites from russia and Eastern Europe are under the radar high class escort services, Those girls are not all pumped full of collagen and silicone implants.
what kind of dumbass sucker spends their money having their pussy surgically tightened when you could just do kegels for a few weeks?
vaginas don't permanently loosen or stretch.... they're a muscle. just like any other muscle, you can strengthen it. you don't even need to get off your ass.
oh well. nobody accused her of being financially smart.
This is definitely Farrah. She just gave a paps "interview" outside a NYC restaurant (I'm sure she called them herself) where she said the weirdest shit. Apparently she and her 9yr old have naked pictures of each other on their phones. Wtf kinda nasty shit but then to announce it? It's on TMZ if anyone's interested. The girl has lost her everlovin mind, or whatever was barely there to begin with. Coke kills folks.
no missDe. you just gotta be discreet depending on price most hookers go up to V pretty - movie star beauty queen at 19yrs old but that is only a certain amaount of services.
after that you need ot pay an find someone who had more to lose if they accidentally blab so no porn stars - hence yachting
Farrah Abraham
ReplyDeleteWhere would that hound yacht, on a broken down rowboat?
ReplyDeleteHah. From what I can understand yachting basically means a show business hooker. With or without the yacht.
DeleteHa! Thinking a dirty Tugboat (pun intended😉)
DeleteMaybe a canoe or kayak do tell. 😉
DeleteJWoww
ReplyDeletePaps or money? Paps or money? Choices, choices.
ReplyDeletePaps = more future income. It’s a legit choice if that’s your business model.
ReplyDeleteHow many "yachters" are there out there? Is that how they all or at least most of them get started?
ReplyDeleteAlmost all the celebs yacht, not just beginners @CeeCeesays
ReplyDeleteThis continues to be ridiculous and sad.
ReplyDeleteYachting.
Like that makes it classy and acceptable.
"Yachting" is traveling on a yacht.
"Whoring" is selling sex for money. Doesn't matter if you do it on a yacht, a row boat, or the log ride at Disney, it's still whoring.
A whoring hierarchy helps no one other than the pimps who set the prices. Are you a pimp? Is that consistent with #metootimesup?
(Trick question: Of course it is! Fuck yeah!)
But never mind that.
Figure out a better description or I'll send Frankie Avalon in here to sing Beauty School Dropout and molest your mom.
Hm...the log ride is at Knott's but that could be fun.
ReplyDelete+1 Tricia
ReplyDeleteBut who is the potential customer?
On the show she recently went on a trip to Italy, so i'm sure it was just all "sight seeing" no hooking at all! Haha
ReplyDeleteAshamed I know this.....but on the Teen Mom show Farah recently had her vajajay tightened. She must be working that thing.
ReplyDeleteYachting from the poop deck.
ReplyDeleteDammit I thought yachting was either on a yacht or at least flying to the Middle East to meet up. Yachting can also be local? Mind blown
ReplyDeleteThe question of the day is will newlywed Emily R yatch this season? Well I wonder?
ReplyDelete@J....good one.
ReplyDeleteRafting...
ReplyDelete@J you hit that one out the park. LOL
ReplyDeleteIf I was some billionaire I would pay for anyone else than Farrah Abraham, seriously. I suspect all those professionally photographed porn sites from russia and Eastern Europe are under the radar high class escort services, Those girls are not all pumped full of collagen and silicone implants.
ReplyDeletewhat kind of dumbass sucker spends their money having their pussy surgically tightened when you could just do kegels for a few weeks?
ReplyDeletevaginas don't permanently loosen or stretch.... they're a muscle. just like any other muscle, you can strengthen it. you don't even need to get off your ass.
oh well. nobody accused her of being financially smart.
I often wonder who is raising her child. (Farrah)
ReplyDeleteThis is definitely Farrah. She just gave a paps "interview" outside a NYC restaurant (I'm sure she called them herself) where she said the weirdest shit. Apparently she and her 9yr old have naked pictures of each other on their phones. Wtf kinda nasty shit but then to announce it? It's on TMZ if anyone's interested. The girl has lost her everlovin mind, or whatever was barely there to begin with. Coke kills folks.
ReplyDeleteI've never watched teen Mom I can't believe it's still on
ReplyDeleteI also thought you had to be really pretty for escorting/high class hooking on vacays with big spenders etc
ReplyDeleteno missDe. you just gotta be discreet depending on price most hookers go up to V pretty - movie star beauty queen at 19yrs old but that is only a certain amaount of services.
ReplyDeleteafter that you need ot pay an find someone who had more to lose if they accidentally blab so no porn stars - hence yachting