This foreign born former A list singer who hasn't had a hit in a very long time and if you believe conspiracy theories, may be a replacement for the original has a new boyfriend. He won't last long though because she never goes too far from that flash in the pan singer/reality star who also supplies her drugs, but only when she is with him.
Obviously Tupac
ReplyDeleteAvril Lavigne
ReplyDeleteMy girl, Avril.
ReplyDeleteTo clarify, Tupac is the boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteAvril, flash in the pan singer being ryan Cabrera
ReplyDeleteThis is what happens when bitches start having plastic surgery. Folks start going crazy and thinking they're clones of the original. It's understandable plus people are retarded. Personally I don't think she's an addict. Someone that looks THAT much like a meth addict can't be a meth addict.
ReplyDeleteI'd never heard the clone theory before, That's pretty funny. Now I have to check everyone I know for disappearing freckles :)
ReplyDelete+1 a dumb
ReplyDeleteI really wish one of these replacement conspiracy theories were true. A singer wouldn't even have to die, just get lazy and send a body double out on tour. Pull a Dread Pirate Roberts with a whole new crew and dancers.
They were all murdered and replaced by trannies.
DeleteJay-Z for instance was murdered in late 2004 and replaced by double that was born a woman.
Damn... so you're saying Geffen has been busier offing ppl than previously thought?
DeletePill popper April who is,always engaged or married. What is her secret? Seems like a difficult person
ReplyDeleteAvril. Not april.
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ReplyDeleteWait - I thought she was married to the Nickelback guy. I'm so far out of the loop
ReplyDeleteThey divorced
ReplyDeleteShe got sick o hearing the same song over and over.
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ReplyDeleteDon't people realize that a clone is born as a baby like everyone else, not a grown-ass person? How can there be a 33-year-old clone of Avril Lavigne?
ReplyDeleteI have my own little conspiracy theories about certain people, but this cloning thing is just ridiculous.
And Avril looks the same to me. Like an older version of her younger self, which is how it should be. I don't even think she had plastic surgery. At least nothing dramatic.
married to Nickelback guy? hehe dope addict confirmed. no actually I forgot about her and it's a shame because she seemed talented. as I recall she played a few different instruments, certainly can appreciate that. she's young and never too old to get it together, hopefully one day she does
ReplyDeleteThank you, trufflepig, for keeping it real with some critical thinking.
ReplyDeleteSo rare these days & that cracked me up
She should have had a nice music career- don't know what went wrong. A shame.
ReplyDeleteComplicated is about as good as disposable pop gets.
Ane her X factor was off the charts in the day.
She was great back in the day. For about two albums, she was the most interesting and exciting female pop star around. Not sure what happened. The clone thing is weird. Another girl who shouldn't have had cosmetic surgery. She was more interesting looking before. But the music could've carried her and it didn't. Too bad.
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