Friday, March 02, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #3

February 23, 2018

Police are investigating this initialed A list rapper/reality star because he is banned from owning or possessing any guns but was bragging this week about how many he owns. It looks like it could be back to jail time for him.

T.I.


10 comments:

  1. Suddenly I feel like shorting Netflix.

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    1. I would advise against that.

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  2. Thanks for the unsolicited advice, internet stranger, but I'm shorting it.

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    1. Fair enough, but I've made a nice return riding it the other way.

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    2. When "All the 'Stranger Things' kids were molested as if it were an authentic 80s Spielberg production" breaks I think you may see my point.
      Altered Carbon is awful.
      Mute was worse.
      Will Smith vehicles.
      Yikes.

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  3. Doubt they're registered in his name, they'd have to find them in his possession, which if he's smart they won't find because the weapons have already been dumped in the nearest body of water.

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  4. Don't forget about Netfix's international deals, they're bigger than you think.

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  5. Is bragging about something the same as having it? In that case, I've got a 10 incher. Checking.... nope bragging didnt make it so.

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  6. These Rappers have the worst artistic names...

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  7. Anyone who could actually sleep with "tiny" or wake up voluntarily next to that face should be put in jail because they are a twisted fuck.

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