I freaking love country music awards shows. 90% of the men look like they rolled out of a hunting blind, 90% of the women look like they're going to "work" after the show.
Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman look like they weren't even there, but they sent in their wax stand-ins. At least Keith hid the fact that he was wearing those regrettable high wader pants that were so en-vogue last night by covering his ankles with either basketball high tops or boots.
It's been freaking YEARS since Nicole had a decent hair style. The blond is horrible for her complexion and it always looks dry and unkempt. Why? WHY???
Nicole looks like her body is growing into her awful personality. She looks like the walking dead; like the Wicked Witch ready to stir the cauldron to boil a few frogs and eat a few innocent children in a clawing effort to hang on to the last vestiges of her youth.
ffs Nicole - GET A FAKE TAN SO THAT YOU LOOK ALIVE.
Maren Morris and Ryan Hurd
Hillary Scott
Kelsea Ballerini
Luke Bryan
Reba McEntire
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
Keith and Nicole look like they just had their life forces freshly milked by the Devil in exchange for continued fame.
ReplyDeleteGod bless Reba. She is a country star and dresses like it, dammit. I just love her.
ReplyDeleteSomething about Maren seems off.
ReplyDeleteI freaking love country music awards shows. 90% of the men look like they rolled out of a hunting blind, 90% of the women look like they're going to "work" after the show.
ReplyDeleteReba's sense of humor was spectacular last night!
ReplyDeleteReba is the Queen.
ReplyDeleteAll those men in those skinny pants look ridiculous.
nicole needs a new stylist.
ReplyDelete@Justin, I keep thinking Keith looks like Lord Farquad (spelling?) from Shrek in this pic.
ReplyDeleteKeith Urban and Nicole Kidman look like they weren't even there, but they sent in their wax stand-ins. At least Keith hid the fact that he was wearing those regrettable high wader pants that were so en-vogue last night by covering his ankles with either basketball high tops or boots.
ReplyDeleteKeith and Nicole look like they just had their life forces freshly milked by the Devil in exchange for continued fame.
ReplyDeleteThey look absolutely fricking terrible. And Keith might be the worst-dressed guy in all of the posted ACM pictures. Seriously.
Most of these people (Reba exempted) need to take one more look in the mirror.....
ReplyDeleteWell Keith does not look for frail but Nicole makes me wanna cry. These dresses are more tasteful. Shortie Maren is cute.
ReplyDeleteWhy do we never get pics of Luke bryans wife? We get Jason Aldean's wife for crying out loud.
ReplyDeleteIf you are gonna wear a bustier top at least make sure your boobs aren't sagging.
ReplyDeleteNicole looks like the walking dead.
Maren that's the best you could do for a guy? What a waste😥
ReplyDeleteReba is probably very cool, but her face is so cartoony. Maybe that’s part of the appeal. But eesh! Kinda scary.
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DeleteIt's been freaking YEARS since Nicole had a decent hair style. The blond is horrible for her complexion and it always looks dry and unkempt. Why? WHY???
ReplyDeleteNicole Kidman looks like a vampire.
ReplyDeleteKeith looks like he's taking female hormones.
ReplyDeleteReba looks better than any of them, and picked a better dress.
ReplyDeleteMiranda's makeup is hideous.
Nicole looks like her body is growing into her awful personality. She looks like the walking dead; like the Wicked Witch ready to stir the cauldron to boil a few frogs and eat a few innocent children in a clawing effort to hang on to the last vestiges of her youth.
ReplyDeleteffs Nicole - GET A FAKE TAN SO THAT YOU LOOK ALIVE.
Is Keith Urban a MTF ? Certainly seems that way, especially the way he ages, like an old ekman.
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