Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Blind Item #11

Don't believe the hype. This foreign born A+ list singer is not dating that one named singer. He is just trying to get her name out there to sell more records since she is signed to his label. 


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  1. Chris Martin/Lorde?

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    1. Chris Martin is dating everyone. I do not think he would use a dating to promote himself, dating everyone makes his nature

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  2. I hope not. He and Goop are literally old enough to be her parents.

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  3. this must be him trying to sell a new coldplay record because melodrama came out almost a year ago.

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  4. Anonymous11:34 AM

    I thought Chris Martin was dating Dakota Johnson and Lorde was dating Jack Antonoff.

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  5. Chris Martin and Lorde aren't on the same label. Probably Drake.

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  6. If you're suffering from a "self-importance" deficiency I suggest you do a GIS on Lorde, because every picture of hers is screaming, "Don't you DARE laugh at me!"

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  7. Ha ha ha everytime I think of lorde south park comes to mind!

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  8. LOL

    "I am lorde, ya ya ya ya"

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  9. is this somebody and tinashe?

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  10. @Kris hah! I have to go back and watch that episode now. I love Randy.
    I think this is Drake, though.

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  11. So is this a kindness blind?

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  12. idk if Lorde is still fooling around with Jack anymore

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  13. I don't think anyone likes Lorde.

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  14. Randy Marsh :-D funniest character on TV the last decade IMO

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  15. Anonymous4:42 AM

    Oh no! I bought the hype!

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  16. Everyone knows Drake is gay, right?

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  17. According to CDaN comments, every male with any kind of celeb status is gay. Ya ya ya.

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