Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Blind Item #14

I have written about this alliterate actress wannabe yachter several times over the past few months. Apparently she has signed on with that madam I wrote to you about yesterday. She was told about her from that former D list alliterate celebrity.


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    1. Farrah Abraham and Tina Tequila -dunno but o need a shower right about now just putting those names together

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  2. Bianca Blanco for the Z lister

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    1. This ratchet bitch is Z- on her best day!!

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  3. And Phoebe Price for the D Lister?

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    1. NOT D List!!! More like "Shit Pist"

      Hell, my blind, three legged mangy dog wouldn't hump that crack whores leg....

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  4. From D list to (s-t)D list. Living the dream.

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  5. Move over, Jeff Bezos.

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  6. I don't know, this could really work. If you're throwing down hard earned petrodollars on western whores wouldn't you want the freakiest ones possible?

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    1. To complete the freak show... why not recruit Kathy Griffin? She needs some work badly... Hell, even a crisp $20 bill could get her attention

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  7. lol @ Phoebe. Work it every day for twenty years, and get your big break taking kneeling orders from Backdoor Farrah.

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  8. If i don't know or care who any of these people are, does that make me a bad person??

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    1. No, but you are truly missing out on a rare opportunity to bust your gut laughing so damn hard that you piss your pants.

      If you are ever feeling down or depressed... just google images of Phoebe Price. Your day will turn around in a heartbeat. It's actually a new therapy that is catching on in the psychiatric community I hear

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  9. Anonymous12:52 PM

    I’m getting STDs just from reading this blind.

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  10. This provides no clues at all lol

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  11. Is there a school for yachting? Scholarships available? Reunions?
    It all sounds so exciting!

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  12. I was hoping it was Snook

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  13. Mo money. Mo anxiety later on life. Crippling anxiety.

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  14. It`s the oldest profession, does not involve children and peados. been going on forever. Just hope those ladies save their money rather than blow it so to speak.

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  15. what is a yachter and how do you become one?

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  16. Its a high dollar prostitute. And to become one you give up your self respect which some dont miss that much

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