Amber Portwood from Teen Mom OG. She just blew out the kid this AM. It could be Matt’s, could be Andrew’s, or could be some other poor sucker’s sapling. 🤷🏻♀️
I do miss the Maury episodes where it wasn't the guy on stage, and he'd start breakdancing while the mother broke down into a pile of not being able to keep track of when she opened her legs. Classic television.
All BS. If she gets the actual guy on the show, the paid appearances stop, and he usually can't pay child support. So she recruits guys she had one-offs before or after the baby could possibly have been conceived, or even gay friends who just need some quick money. They go on the show, act relieved when they are "NOT the father," she fakes some tears, and everybody makes a profit.
Weird how dudes cherry pick as it suits them, isn't it? When the pregnancy isn't wanted it's all the mother's fault....but when it's a custody battle then it's "just because she carried, gave birth, breastfed and looked after the kid she has no right to custody, but I do just because I stuck my dick in her."
Have you seen the pic of Amber holding her new baby? Sorry, but the poor little guy looks alot like Matt. New-Matt really needs to take a pat test. I have a feeling he won't until he bleeds her financially dry and wants to bail on her unstable ass.
Amber, her baby is ready to pop she says?
ReplyDeleteShe gave birth to boy named James.
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ReplyDeleteAmber Portwood from Teen Mom OG. She just blew out the kid this AM. It could be Matt’s, could be Andrew’s, or could be some other poor sucker’s sapling. 🤷🏻♀️
ReplyDeleteI do miss the Maury episodes where it wasn't the guy on stage, and he'd start breakdancing while the mother broke down into a pile of not being able to keep track of when she opened her legs. Classic television.
ReplyDeleteAll BS. If she gets the actual guy on the show, the paid appearances stop, and he usually can't pay child support. So she recruits guys she had one-offs before or after the baby could possibly have been conceived, or even gay friends who just need some quick money. They go on the show, act relieved when they are "NOT the father," she fakes some tears, and everybody makes a profit.
DeleteI wish Maury would have Mia Farrow and Woody Allen on as they test Rowan.
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DeleteKylie Jenner - everyone thinks the baby is her bodyguard's
ReplyDelete@Chameka @Brayson87 Maury Celebrity Paternity
ReplyDeleteSince when it Kylie on MTV?
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ReplyDeleteAmber Portwood.. that baby is not Andrew’s 😬
ReplyDeleteWeird how dudes cherry pick as it suits them, isn't it? When the pregnancy isn't wanted it's all the mother's fault....but when it's a custody battle then it's "just because she carried, gave birth, breastfed and looked after the kid she has no right to custody, but I do just because I stuck my dick in her."
ReplyDeleteAmber, matt is the father. I love the teen mom blinds keep them coming!!!
ReplyDeleteGod, I hate Matt so much. I get so skeeved out just hearing his voice and that grating accent.
ReplyDeleteHave you seen the pic of Amber holding her new baby? Sorry, but the poor little guy looks alot like Matt. New-Matt really needs to take a pat test. I have a feeling he won't until he bleeds her financially dry and wants to bail on her unstable ass.
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