I forgot to tell you that the three named singer got dumped by the married neighbor she had been hooking up with. Apparently things are not going well over at the house as our singer is very much into getting revenge.
Not really a big fan but I must say that she was a refreshing break from all the gangsta thug criminal rap garbage and the annoying upbeat hip hop crap.
And, if indeed her pussy does taste like Pepsi Cola, who am I to criticize?
Lana Del Rey
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DeleteMalibu neighbor & Lana Del Rey
I guess that takes the ingenue label away from her now huh Entern?
ReplyDeleteOlivia Newton John
ReplyDeleteRookie move, you don't dip your pen in the company ink and you don't sh!t where you live.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, just how bad is her taste in men? does this explain why the last album wasn't very good compared to her previous two?
ReplyDeleteDel and Rey dont really sound like names to me idk if that qualifies as a three-word name... correct me if I'm wrong lol
ReplyDeleteI don't think so either, and I don't understand the revenge angle here.
DeleteIf this is Lana del Rey, can we talk about what the fuck she's done to her face?
ReplyDeleteLana Del Taco
ReplyDeleteher face is sort of lopsided
ReplyDeleteNot really a big fan but I must say that she was a refreshing break from all the gangsta thug criminal rap garbage and the annoying upbeat hip hop crap.
ReplyDeleteAnd, if indeed her pussy does taste like Pepsi Cola, who am I to criticize?
Carly Rae Jepsen?
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ReplyDeleteDon't shit where you eat. What a dumbarse neighbor
ReplyDeleteThat always fun moment when you're handing over a misdelivered package and they throw some crotch in your face.
ReplyDelete"If this is Lana del Rey, can we talk about what the fuck she's done to her face?"
ReplyDeleteYes, let's. Holy shit. That girl used to be beautiful and now her face is this bloated mess. Drugs, fillers, illness, what? She looks horrid.
I do love her music, but I agree, this latest album wasn't as good as the earlier ones. Ride is my favorite song of all time.