Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #5

May 23, 2018

That celebrity/business person that Mr. Hedge likes to rightfully go after on a regular basis proved once again what a petty tool he can be. Apparently he felt that his engineers were having too many coffee breaks so he had all coffee machines removed. Meanwhile, our a-hole would invite the engineers to his office for meetings and his assistant would serve coffee for one in bone china to the a-hole. He would knowingly sip it in front of them just to f**k with them.

Elon Musk


17 comments:

  1. The job market is very good right, hell my company would probably hire a good number of these engineers, and pay them more.

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  2. This will end....poorly.

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  3. What, did you really think the future is created by kindergarten teachers?

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  4. Well, as long as he repays all those billions the government gave him...

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  5. Strange Elon Musk facts ... his father, who he does not communicate with, is an electromechanical engineer. (Is there some kind of Daddy issue involved with the coffee?) Also, contrary to popular belief, he isn't Jewish, but rather a mix of British, German, and Pennsylvania Dutch.

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  6. This is demonstrably not true (or I'm looking at a hologram). Can't believe everything you hear. I just got a cup of coffee from a coffee machine right by engineering. We also have a fridge. And a cafeteria if we want more. But those SpaceX engineers? They get a soft serve machine, dammit!

    So who is the petty one now?

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  7. Kate, get back to work! - Elon

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  8. Look up NASA, Operation Paperclip, V-2 rocket, Mittelwerk, Arthur Rudolph, Wernher von Braun, etc.
    The US got to the moon using Nazi scientists and Nazi technology built on concentration camp labor. There are no boy scouts. And Musk is supposed to be a villain because of coffee?

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  9. Petty man.
    Then, he wonders why the roll out of the new model is delayed.

    Steve Jobs had to learn to NOT F*@k with his computer engineers.
    I wonder if Elon will learn the same lesson.

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  10. Guy has the gall to complain about fake news when that is how he made his money - fake news that his sh*t works.

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  11. Why isn’t he held responsible when his autopilot kills people? Or who is? That seems crazy that so many people are dying from his tesla fails...just curious... as to where the responsibilities lie, and sad for victims

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    1. Umm, Toyota is still in business. And every other auto company has way more bodies than Tesla.

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  12. Loathe that lunatic.

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