Saturday, July 07, 2018

Blind Item #12

This former commercial actress most of you know who is way more famous than she probably should be because of her thirst after the commercial does a lot of local yachting. She wants to do some international travel/yachting, but the word is out she has been known to make a wallet lighter while sleeping or a piece of jewelry to go missing, especially if she knows it belongs to the wife of the person she is with. She then trades it back for a ton of cash.


27 comments:

  1. Maybe ho can start a business with Lilo? Or Farrah Abraham?

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  2. Anonymous11:47 AM

    Flo from Progressive.

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    1. Is Flo a ho? Do people want to sleep with her?

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    2. You fucking beat me!

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    3. Does Flo give good rates on yachting as well as insurance 😂

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  3. I wanted to say that bitch but she isn't former yet unfortunately. She seems on her way out though being replaced by an obnoxious gay guy.

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  4. That's not gonna get her many return customers.

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  5. Flo hos for Progressive. She's fug, but many yacht girls are as well.

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  6. Anonymous12:23 PM

    Milana Vayntrub

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  7. Just cuz I’m feeling like a but Troll-ish, I’m gonna say Maniston...lol

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  8. charlotte mckinney from that carls jrs commercials and her buoyant bazingas

    like a gas station kate upton

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  9. Someone please write a book based on famous yacht girls and how they met their demise by a famous actor-turned-serial-killer. God, what a concept! Netflix? Anyone? I can't do it 'cause it ain't my genre. Talk about an all-star cast! Can I have closing on-screen credits: Based on an idea by Boo. Thanks.

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  10. I'll write it if you provide the gossip, Boo.

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  11. I hope this one gets revealed, because it's one of those where it could easily be one of three or more.

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  12. Anonymous2:35 PM

    While I have no doubt McKinney does some yachting, she was a successful model -- an SI swimsuit model!-- before she did commercials. And I think Enty would mention that.

    I think this is an actress actress, so I am guessong Flo or Vayntrub. You all know Vayntrub. She is the former AT&T girl. You all know her.She's also young, adorable, recognizable and hot as hell and I could see rich guy's paying for her. (Not gonna mie, if I had the money...) I think its her, not McKinney in this case

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  13. As annoying as Flo is in those ads, she was quite good as the switchboard lady on Mad Men.

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  14. I'm with Melvin on Vayntraub, at least as far as a profile fit; she's slowly inching her way into some more regular showbiz roles, including an upcoming TV superhero role as a Marvel character that has a lot of pre-existing fan investment.

    The rest of you CDAN guys would really have fun in the capital-N Nerd sphere; if you like the flavors of revulsion you get from Landis and Hardwick (both of whom Vayntraub's navigated around to get to this point) you've got a smorgasbord waiting for you. People also often don't realize that Munn's beard-fu training ground was on a li'l cable channel called G4. Everything's even tighter-wrapped and more incestuous in the corporate-friendly geek bubble, and nobody's more rabid than the hungry runts of the litter.

    It's playing with fire, but if you figure you're not an attraction for repeat customers why not give yourself a bonus? If it is Vayntraub, I'll just make a note to bring a nice sturdy attache case and get a hotel room should the opportunity ever present itself. If you don't quite get it, Google her de-frumped and not in those AT&T khakis... it'll all make sense.

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  15. kate & lynn--I just remembered a very old film starring Dyan Cannon entitled, The Last Of Sheila which had an all star cast. Probably came out before you kids were born. It's a story of a gal who could be a yacht girl who dies (?) and all the stars on the ship are suspect. I don't remember who did it but there were a lot of famous names in the movie. That's the kind of film it could be. This would be a totally fictitious story, obviously, because no Yachters have been killed so far. Lindz came close a couple of years ago when she mysteriously lost a piece of her finger. Hmm. She's on her 9th of her nine lives.

    Enty would be the perfect author for this scenario. I mean who else knows where all the bodies are buried like he does? Right.

    I just think it could be done as a campy, funny film, or something that Anthony Hopkins could play to perfection.

    He's the billionaire with the biggest yacht (cough, cough) in the world. Women flock to him and his 'boat.' His summer invite is more sought after than lunch with the Queen. Not Elton, the other one.

    Then they start dying or disappearing mysteriously. Cameos by: The Hadid sisters, Moss, Evangelista, Hurley, Jerry Hall, and all the new ones I am not familiar with. Kate Hudson. Kim Kardashian would be the first to go. Sorry. A yacht full of faces. Just a thought.

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  16. Unbelievable looking woman. She could take my wallet any day. Too bad there's nothing in it.

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  17. Flo was so good on Mad Men. All the supporting players were perfect.

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  18. Wendy the Snapple Lady

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  19. What's in your wallet- Jennifer Garner!

    (My first guess was Flo from Progressive, but ya'll beat me to it)

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