Stop me if you have heard this before but the reason this news making couple are splitting is because he is sleeping with the nanny. Not their nanny, but the nanny of one of their best friends.
Traditionally "nanny" and "au pair" have been euphemisms for "house sex slave" Like Dobbie the house-elf in Harry Potter if Lucius had f*cked him occasionally
I know this sounds sexist but someone should open a nanny agency for unattractive nannies. You can't be attractive ( male or female) or young and be hired. It would make a killing lol. Fugly nannies 4 you.
@AliceCorrine- she wasn't even the nanny, she was a maid.
And Halloweenie it's actually not sexist to say neither male or female nannies can be attractive at this agency. It's actually quite equal opportunity.
Beckham’s?
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ReplyDeleteLiv Tyler’s nanny??
ReplyDeleteThe Dreschers.
ReplyDeleteThe Bellinos/RHOC(former)
ReplyDeleteThey have lasted longer than I thought. When Jim came on I switched the channel.
DeleteMe too-oily used car salesman
DeleteJim and Alexis Bellino
ReplyDeleteChristiane Amanpour
ReplyDeleteGood one!!
DeleteClearly Amanpour
ReplyDeleteAmanpour and her hubby have 1 son and he’s like 16.....
ReplyDeleteActually he’s 18. If he needs a nanny đŸ˜‚something’s up lol
ReplyDeleteNever understood how a woman could hire a nanny who doesn't look like mrs doubtfire instead of a 20 yr old hardbody. Just asking for trouble.
ReplyDeleteCumberbum.
ReplyDeleteTraditionally "nanny" and "au pair" have been euphemisms for "house sex slave"
ReplyDeleteLike Dobbie the house-elf in Harry Potter if Lucius had f*cked him occasionally
Oh fuck off, they are not.
ReplyDeleteHe might be joking. Not sure. But think so
DeleteBecause it's usually the 20 year olds looking for nanny jobs.
ReplyDeleteI knew a TV news reporter (network) whose 17 year old son had a nanny. Kid still got in trouble.
" nanny of one of their best friends. "
ReplyDeleteThe Bellinos don't have friends, so that rules them out.
DeleteI know this sounds sexist but someone should open a nanny agency for unattractive nannies. You can't be attractive ( male or female) or young and be hired. It would make a killing lol. Fugly nannies 4 you.
ReplyDeleteNo Rosie hess not joking he's a fucking idiot
ReplyDeleteAh, Hollywood. You get a nanny, and you get a nanny, and YOU get a nanny!
ReplyDeletenot sure looks really matter - think Arnold Schwartsneggar and his nanny ...
ReplyDelete@Zebraseasoning- good one. Much more believable than thinking he's banging his "wife." They always looks like they can't stand each other.
ReplyDeleteThe simple fact that there are ugly hookers tells you all you need to know about men ;)
ReplyDelete@AliceCorrine- she wasn't even the nanny, she was a maid.
ReplyDeleteAnd Halloweenie it's actually not sexist to say neither male or female nannies can be attractive at this agency. It's actually quite equal opportunity.
ReplyDelete@halloweenie said "Fugly nannies 4 you."
That sounds an awful lot like Actractivism, you actractivist pig.