In some fantasy world that only exists in her mind, this Teen Mom thinks there is a huge demand for her from streaming networks. Umm, no there isn't. Oh, I'm sure that the three initialed one tells her there is and that she should cut and run and can make big money from the people with the cement ponds, but he is just lashing out because no one wants to hire him for anything and fears losing control. There is only so long she will sign over those paychecks without wondering what could be with some other loser who would support her and want a baby with her.
Nice Beverly Hillbillies reference.
ReplyDeletePorn Hub isn't a streaming network? Janelle would make millions over there.
ReplyDeleteThe disgusting pig Janelle.
ReplyDeletejenelle? what are 'cement ponds?' and who is the 3 initialed one?
ReplyDeleteSwimming pools. That is what the Clampett’s and Bodine’s called them on the BHB. I love that show!
DeleteJenelle. She was bragging on last nights episode that Netflix and amazon want her for projects.
ReplyDeleteJenelle Evans. The "3 initialed one" is her husband UBT (Uncle Bad Touch aka David Eason).
ReplyDeleteA cement pond (make sure you pronounce it SEE-ment), is an outdoor swimming pool. No idea how that makes sense in the blind.
ReplyDeleteProbably inferring that the rich have the pools.
DeleteVery obviously Jenelle. I don't see a good ending to that relationship.
ReplyDeleteDon't insult a classic Tv show!!! The nerve! Trash bag Evan's is more appropriate.
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ReplyDeleteThe Ballad of Janelle Evans
ReplyDeleteCome on y’all & listen to my story ‘bout a whore
A thirsty teenage skank, who was tired a bein’ a poor.
And then one day she was a layin’ on her back,
When out came a baby all a slidin’ out her crack...
Teen mom, she is, total cooze. poor life choices.
Well the 1st thing ya know, MTV makes her a dollaraire,
Her inbred kinfolk said “ho ya best move away from thare”
Said “Kaliforny is the place you oughta be”
So she loaded up her Kia & a moved to Beverleeeeee
Hills, that is. Swimming pools, knee pads.
(Alternate verse with “something something U-B-Teeeeee”)
Damn @Itttt that is a banger. I definitely sang along hahahah
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