Left out of the reasons why there was a divorce coming between this A- list singer and his wife was the fact he could never stop cheating on her and picked up multiple STD's while doing so.
This is why I would never re-marry. They look great on the outside. Smartly dressed, witty, urbane, $$$, successful. But when you take the bespoke suits off, you find a Petri dish of STDs lurking in their Calvins. No thank you! This blind could be about 99.9% of every celebrity out there world-wide.
Boo, STOP IT. 😭 My Third-Eye friend said I’m meant to marry a tall banker someday! 👁 (And given my terrible past experiences of having London bankers I partied with in Amsterdam burn my arm with a cigarette butt when I was young a stupid and didn’t give a shit, it’s become EXTRA hard to accept my fate—but I just want to have a boyfriend soon.) You guys are all freaking me out. It’s just these celebrities who are unfaithful and full of STDs! And I don’t care what kind of underwear my future husband wears, I’ll love him unconditionally regardless of underwear preferences! Us civilians are HEALTHY, FINE, AND DANDY THANK YOU VERY MUCH! 🍾🥂🛩⛅️✨
I really enjoy your stories and value your opinion, Boo. Don’t scare me away from my future husband. 👰🏻🥀
You'd think when guys were screwing around on their wives they'd try to wrap it. To avoid pregnancies if nothing else. Way to go loser, you've got the responsibilities of marriage and the STDs of being single.
Calvin Kleins? You set the bar too high!I'm no slacker yet I've only owned one CK in my whole life! It made me feel like a twink. I buy my boxers in bulk.
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ReplyDeleteimagine dragon?
ReplyDeleteRobin Thicke/Paula Patton?
ReplyDeleteChanning Tatum and Jenna Dewan
ReplyDeleteJonathan Davis from Korn?? His wife died from an alleged overdose.
ReplyDeleteMDAnderson, interesting the blind says was a divorce coming,not is.
ReplyDeleteJak, Channing Tatum is an A list singer?
ReplyDeleteTry reading the blind before you guess...... :)
Unless you were joking, of course.
I like @MD's guess. "was a divorce coming" is an interesting play on words.
ReplyDeleteIn defense of Jak, you take out the word "singer" and I feel like the blind would fit Channing Tatum. :)
Michael Buble.
ReplyDeleteKendra
ReplyDeleteOh shit, I had no idea Jonathan's wife died. That's very sad. Addiction is a bitch.
ReplyDeleteKeith Urban?
ReplyDeleteI am unsure if the divorce is announced but not finalized, or the announcement is upcoming.
I think if it were Urban, the wife would be described as actress.
ReplyDeleteI think this is the Imange Dragons guy.
This is why I would never re-marry. They look great on the outside. Smartly dressed, witty, urbane, $$$, successful. But when you take the bespoke suits off, you find a Petri dish of STDs lurking in their Calvins. No thank you! This blind could be about 99.9% of every celebrity out there world-wide.
ReplyDeleteBoo, STOP IT. 😭 My Third-Eye friend said I’m meant to marry a tall banker someday! 👁 (And given my terrible past experiences of having London bankers I partied with in Amsterdam burn my arm with a cigarette butt when I was young a stupid and didn’t give a shit, it’s become EXTRA hard to accept my fate—but I just want to have a boyfriend soon.) You guys are all freaking me out. It’s just these celebrities who are unfaithful and full of STDs! And I don’t care what kind of underwear my future husband wears, I’ll love him unconditionally regardless of underwear preferences! Us civilians are HEALTHY, FINE, AND DANDY THANK YOU VERY MUCH! 🍾🥂🛩⛅️✨
DeleteI really enjoy your stories and value your opinion, Boo. Don’t scare me away from my future husband. 👰🏻🥀
You'd think when guys were screwing around on their wives they'd try to wrap it. To avoid pregnancies if nothing else. Way to go loser, you've got the responsibilities of marriage and the STDs of being single.
ReplyDeleteFirst thought was Grohl but he'd surely be ID'd as musician, not singer, and if his wife has stuck it out this long, she wouldn't break now.
ReplyDelete'you find a Petri dish of STDs lurking in their Calvins' lol. I'm graced with coming clean through the 70 - 90's. Not by any effort on my part.
ReplyDeleteCalvin Kleins? You set the bar too high!I'm no slacker yet I've only owned one CK in my whole life! It made me feel like a twink.
ReplyDeleteI buy my boxers in bulk.
Man Enty "knows" way to much about other guys junk here ..he says everyone has it so I'm kinda doubting his judgement
ReplyDeleteUsher and Grace?
ReplyDeleteIf you're thirty five and still single, fuggedaboutit!
ReplyDeleteLick my ass Paul.
ReplyDelete@Hunter
ReplyDeleteSorry, you're too old for me. No ass-licking, no ring, nothing. Get yourself some cats and get used to spinsterhood.