Monday, August 20, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #1

August 11, 2018

This celebrity CEO had a really rough week.  As soon as he got out of work Friday afternoon, he flew to Vegas on his private jet and went on a bender. I guess he can feel that SEC investigation breathing down his neck.

Elon Musk


22 comments:

  1. As per the NYT, “Investors Betting Against Tesla Made $1 Billion on Friday”, 8/17/18.

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  2. Elon Must is the present day Preston Tucker. Tucker was a dreamer with a vision, like Elon, back in the early 40s. Jeff Bridges played him in the film of his life. He, too, was full of energy, employing the great minds of the automobile world to help him make his dream for Americans come true. Does not have a happy ending. Elon will learn, as did DeLorean and all the others, the establishment won't let them succeed. Too many $'s at stake here. Sadly, he should have stayed married to his first wife and remained centered, instead of going off on a tangent, dating and marrying women who didn't get him. If he had spent that energy on making his dream a reality, he would be on a different and successful path right now. No, his womanizing isn't to blame for all his woes, his lack of discipline is. Las Vegas? A Bender? Yeah, let's invest all our hard-earned savings with HIM, Bob!

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  3. Elon MUSK! At the airport still jet-lagged from yesterday. Sorry!

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  4. @Boo, loved that movie

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  5. Then again maybe he's playing it safe, if he looked too stable they'd have planted a suitcase of coke on him or arranged an accident by now.

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  6. Taking on a pack of greedy Wall St Jews would drive even a sane man to drugs, booze and whores, Elon was never 100% all there to start with. No jury will convict him, we've all said dumb things on twitter after snorting coke up from a slut's tight, sweaty asshole.

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  7. When Azalea banks destroys your career.

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  8. Brayson87 - I did, too. Cried at the end. If you check out Jeff Bridges' film history, you will be astonished at the breadth and depth of the tons of movies he has made in his career. What a legacy! So underrated! A National Treasure!

    TRUE STORY: Back in the day, when the Tucker was on the horizon, I remember my dad and mom having a discussion (cough, fight) about changing car manufacturers. My dad bought a new Studebaker every two years. He loved the car and loved the name. My sister & I stood in the kitchen doorway as they went at it. Mom wanted a change. Dad wanted his Stoody-bakers. Red-in-the-face, Dad said, "What would you rather be seen in? A TUCKER or a Studebaker?!" Now, eons later, I realize dad wanted to use the F-word in place of the T-word. Now I can laugh! Mom did. Ah, childhood memories!

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  9. @Boo, I love, love, love your stories!!!

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  10. And that factory the State of Nevada is building him in Reno will probably stay empty!

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  11. @Boo, yes I hope I never see anything but a kindness blind about Jeff Bridges.
    Haha he almost had to put a nickel in the swear jar!

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  12. How do you guys type so well while fondling Elon's dick and balls? I might not be a hunt-and-peck guy but I still have to reorient myself every so often and I don't keep my fingers exactly on the home row. Imagine what your WPM might look like while you weren't jerking him off to completion!

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  13. Is he bi-polar? Not asking as a criticism, but it might explain his extremes of creative vision and opposing poor choices

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  14. He invents great products.
    You invent stories

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  15. Wow, 90% of the time Enty posts a Tesla/Musk blind the Tesla stock goes up that day, how does CDAN do it? ;)

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  16. Between the over-priced electric cars that catch on fire and autopilot into pedestrians, the meme flamethrowers, the space debris, the labor abuse of his factory workers, the public transit that commoners aren't supposed to ride on, a pair of Bond-villain sci fi AI money holes, and the dozens of press bait hot air proclamations that never amounted to jack shit... where are these great products, exactly?

    Tesla stock is like bitcoin: it's not about the actual merit or worth, it just needs enough slack-jawed sacks of shit like you to keep the valuation up while it teeters around drunkenly before the next inevitable public embarrassment. Of course all know that the stock price definitely never misrepresents what a company is actually worth! That would just be crazy!

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  17. (And don't say PayPal either because credit for that one belongs to the creepy gay vampire man who farms teenager blood to transfuse into himself. But really, who are we to question such obviously great men?)

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  18. Speak for yourself, Vessimede. And try to do it without so much vulgarity.

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  19. Elon is an egomaniac just starting the bowl swirl. Complete breakdown is on the horizon. His Great Saudi Hope just put a billion into his competition.

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  20. @Bob Barnett for the record Musk wasn't who originally created Tesla.

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  21. @boo @Grayson. If you haven't seen it, check out Winter Kills, a great, unknown flick from th 1970S that Jeff Bridges was in. Campy, conspiritory flick, enormous stars made cameos. There is also a great behind the scenes documentary.

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