Thursday, August 30, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #2

June 2, 2018

If the amount of coke consumed at the bachelor party is any indication, then the wedding reception being hosted by a reality family should be one for the ages. Will there be a buffet and will it be an option, or will it just be in front of the plates of people who wish to partake?

Barron Hilton's wedding


8 comments:

  1. 15 jack and cokes is a standard Friday or Saturday for me when I go for whisky from bottles. At parties maybe 1 or 2 more...
    Oh wait.😥

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  2. As someone who shoved that sh*t up my nose for years, I can now say, coke is fu*king lame. And most people who do coke as adults are narcissistic losers with too much money and no one in their right mind is impressed.
    Nothing reeks of desperation and unhappiness like adults doing coke.
    Say what you want.
    The drug is nasty, shoving sh*t up your nose is gross. And you all look like fools.

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    1. I know some of those people too, and your accuracy makes me happy!

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  3. Perhaps they'll serve it between courses, like a palate refresher.

    So dryly ironic that partakers often make a big deal signalling their virtue as eco warriors and social justice fighters.

    Of course I always buy my charlie at the Farmer's Market from an organic FairTrade stall /s

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  4. Don't do blow or meth at a wedding until after the dinner is served.

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  5. For a moment I thought, whoa, Baron Trump isn't old enough to get married. Then, it became clear that this was Baron Hilton. Just think, trump named his kid after one of the Hiltons. trump must have social aspirations.

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  6. Gotta do boatloads of coke to bang that inbred! 🤢

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