Apparently this former A+ list reality star all of you know and does not much of anything now crossed a line this past weekend. The always hated star was wasted and told a bunch of people how small her boyfriend's manhood is. He was right there. She always tries to find a way to get them to break up.
Paris Hilton
ReplyDeleteDoesn't Paris have a business empire and DJ?
DeleteParisite
ReplyDelete*waves to Paris*
ReplyDeleteHe will regret getting her name tattooed on him.
ReplyDeleteHe'll regret the three different strains of herpes she's given him.
DeleteIs Paris A+?
ReplyDeleteWell she's seen enough of them to know, too bad she couldn't spot the ones with herpes.
ReplyDeleteShe should have just asked him to stop being poor!
ReplyDeleteIt probably just seems small to her gaping, overused pussy.
ReplyDeleteThats what all small men say
DeleteDear Entry! Stop trying to project your hate on everyone. Lot of people like Paris. She may have a lot of reasons to look stupid and spoilt, but at least she is funny. Save the "always hated" title for Kim Kardashian.
ReplyDeleteIs that you, Paris?
DeleteDear Little Miss Sunshine. Stop trying to pretend this isnt a gossip site
DeleteHow easily herd of cattle are led made me be believe this is the Prairies.
DeleteWell that's just mean and bad manners. If Mr Meat made public reference to my gaping Wizard's Sleeve he'd be in for a world of pain.
ReplyDeleteSome ladies don't like a large wang. Not me, obviously. Pornstar cock all the way.
But she could just pass him on to someone who doesn't make him feel like a maggot dangling over a dustbin.
I don't hate Paris
ReplyDeleteParis is a piece of shit animal killer.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he does have a small organ, but I'll bet he never expected to have to play it in a goddamn cathedral.
ReplyDelete@Village love this! Brilliant!!!
ReplyDeleteVery obvious that Jon very rarely, if ever, gets laid. The same prick that thinks it's OK to masturbate in front of female co-workers or, as Jon refers to them, "slags."
ReplyDeleteDon't you have an Indigo Girls concert to go to or something? No need to address me in comments if you're going to be vulgar. Show some class.
DeleteThats right Viking Song. Its: "rarely, if ever, *makes love*
Deleteand "the same *tiny penis* who thinks its ok to masturbate..."
jeesh. Get it right.
Be sure to get your reply in soon- Jon has a 6pm bible study to attend. Its the good ole standby
"Adam&Eve NOT Adam&Steve: a study in heterosexual superiority"
Cheis Zylka's manhood is NOT small, he showed it off on "The Leftovers" and it looked above average to me.
ReplyDelete@Fred84, remember who we're talking about, its Paris, LOL.
ReplyDeleteOh Paris...well, I guess its the countdown now until we hear of their breakup and then she'll use all the PR for that. Then in a week she'll be in love again "with THE ONE" like she ALWAYS says.
We don't have to look at that vulgar ring anymore. Chris will hopefully escape with some dignity intact.
He needs to sick Theroux on that b!tch, Justin would git it, git it boy!
ReplyDeleteI would think she had lost all feeling down there by now...
ReplyDeleteSunshine-tan, you're trolling right? Please tell me that's a joke. She's famous for being famous. Her job is being a celebrity even though she hadn't done anything to earn it. She just happened to be a Hilton.
ReplyDeleteShe was a proto-Kartrashian and I don't think she's even relevant anymore save for reality disaster nostalgia.
Considering how lazy her oral skills were in her sex tape, I would think smaller would be a plus, she could work on more than just the tip.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the poster who said she is a piece of shit animal killer.
ReplyDeleteShe is also racist and a fucking snob.
This wedding won't happen. He is a nobody. I am surprised she kept him this long.
Then buy a decent sized strap-on and stop bothering us and other people with your mess.
ReplyDeleteParis has a vibe about her that is unfortunate. But as someone else pointed out, she's funny. I don't hate her. She's ever so slightly different and that is not a crime.
ReplyDeleteI don't hate her but she's funny??? How so?
ReplyDeleteShe has never said anything remotely funny as far as I can remember. She's a knob with a put-on baby voice who still thinks it's 2002. If anything, she's sad.
I know you all want this to be Paris and the blind fits until the word ‘boyfriend’ is mentioned. If it were PH they’d be saying fiancé
ReplyDeleteLike throwing a hotdog down a hallway
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