This almost permanent A list singer doesn't like to fire anyone. Ever. So, when her new bodyguard she hired for her tour told her he didn't allow anyone he watched to use coke or hard drugs, our singer stopped cold turkey. She says she thought about using it so he would quit but that he is such a nice guy and supporting his family that she just quit.
Katy Perry?
ReplyDeletePink??
ReplyDeleteHopefully Fergie isn't almost permanent A
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding me, someone gave up drugs because their bodyguard said nah nah? Well sh!t there's a miracle rehab cure right there.
ReplyDeleteKaty’s “Witness Tour” ended a few weeks ago.. this sounds like someone who kicked it “past tense”
ReplyDeletebut maybe this is why pink was "sick" in australia and had to miss shows. maybe it was withdrawals. is she a almost perma a-list?
ReplyDeleteYes she had to spend a day "drying out" on the beach. As u do here in oz. She was very jumpy & defensive towards the papps & media.
DeleteWhy would you want a judgmental buzz-kill bodyguard? That sounds hideous.
ReplyDeleteFaith hill
ReplyDeleteJon, who's being judgemental here ?
ReplyDeleteMaybe he doesn't want to have to go into crackhouses with the client or to just be used as a mule--taking on all legal risk, while the skeevey client vegges out at home?
Ummm...he is. Who tells their boss that he won't "allow" them to do cocaine? Plus, I hardly think Celine or Faith Hill will be wandering into crack houses to get their coke.
Delete+1..the signature on the check makes the rules
DeletePeople like Faith Hill, Katy Perry, Selena Gomez or Fergie would NEVER "just quit" cocaine.
ReplyDeletePeople who use it recreationally on occasion, sure. But not a true cokehead.
Now who uses it recreationally that is permanent A list?
Someone more like Celine Dion.
Not saying this IS Celine Dion - but I suspect the answer is someone more like her and less like Katy Perry.
ReplyDeleteAww this is the most ridiculous yet also the most endearing blind I've ever read :))
ReplyDeleteSo this person went cold turkey after hard drug use and never got any withdrawal? They would have been very sick if they just stopped!
ReplyDeleteIt's nothing like going cold turkey with an opioid addiction where you're sick as for weeks. Fast stuff is much easier to withdraw from in my experience.
DeleteWhitney Houston
ReplyDeleteDid he also teach her the meaning of Christmas?
ReplyDeleteGood job whoever It is. No withdrawals from coke.You just sleep for couple of days eat everything in sight and have low energy levels.
ReplyDeleteBritney?
ReplyDeleteHard to believe!
ReplyDeleteVery hard to believe. I said what Boldblonde said but more.
ReplyDeleteBritney is permanent A-list according to enty already. Idk if enty even considers katy A+ so i really have no idea... I would have thrown taylor in but she is so anti-drugs
ReplyDeleteLady Gaga?
ReplyDeletePink is still hanging in there with apparently awesome shows. Saw her sing live on some award show. Needed some breath control, but killed it.
ReplyDeleteWrites her songs. I'll venture permanent A list, whether or not she's the blind's subject.
A kindness blind...
ReplyDeleteTotally P!nk. This explains why she and the hubbie have been whining through their Australia and New Zealand tour. P!nk just slated a NZ bar on twitter for not letting her entourage in (she wasn't even with them). It was only a small Auckland 'speakeasy' bar and the bar couldn't accommodate them. They directed her group to another bar... Not cool for her to do that to a small New Zealand business, when she has 30 million followers.
ReplyDeletePink actually had the flu, she has her kids with her and they had hand and foot . Pink doesn’t do that around her kids.
DeleteShe canceled because she was literally in the hospital sick from her kids.
Try again. It happens when you have small kids.
I'm kind of loving this, whoever the star is and the bodyguard both sound like decent people. It's refreshing.
ReplyDeletenot pink
ReplyDeleteNot Celine. Not a druggie. Not Pink. Her kids are with her on tour and she isn't the type even though she has a bad girl persona.I'm going to say Katy Perry. This is the type of thing she would say.
ReplyDeleteMiley Cyrus
ReplyDeleteThe bodyguard must have been Kevin Costner.
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