This A+ list mostly movie actress who has also been doing some television as of late was telling a story about when she was in between husbands she hooked up with this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor from two separate huge franchises. She says that she only had sex with him one time because he smelled of booze and cigarettes and it was on her and her bedding to the point she said she bought all new bedding. At that point, this B+ list actress who is a celebrity offspring of someone higher on the list chimed in and said, "I had to move after a week of sex with him because the smell was so overpowering."
Nicole Kidman or reese
ReplyDeleteReese and Robert Patterson maybe
ReplyDeleteThis They were in Water for Elephants together
DeleteJulia?
ReplyDeleteZoe Kravit Paz for other
ReplyDeleteI think somehow they're missing the moral of the story ;)
ReplyDeleteOrlando bloom??
ReplyDeleteNicole or Reese / Orlando Bloom / Dakota Johnson
ReplyDeleteI think VeeBee has it.
ReplyDelete2 Franchises - Pirates & Rings
I think Reese and Zoe because they did big little lies together.
ReplyDeleteIt has to be Reese / Zoe and Robert. Robert did Harry Potter and Twilight. Reese did the Elephant/Circus movie with Robert. Not sure if Zoe / Robert did a movie, but she gets around so I'm sure they roll in the same circles.
ReplyDeleteI thought he quit smoking though? I love me some Patz, but he's one greasy looking mofo.
FB actor: Gerard Butler?
ReplyDeleteoooohhhh I forgot all about Water for Elephants! Yep, more inclined towards Reese and Robert now and Zoe is a good guess MD and Bliss!
ReplyDeleteRob was in one HP movie though, I hardly consider that being a part of the 8 movie franchise but I've disagreed with Enty's identifiers before haha
ReplyDeleteIt's always adorable to see Eskimo sisters together :)
ReplyDeleteSo gross.
ReplyDeleteWhat TWO franchises has Pattinson been in? Know Twilight but what else? Gross. If he smells THAT bad that you have to move or throw bedding away WHAT must it be like to actually have intercourse with him or kiss him? Disgusting? I wouldn't even have gotten that far. BIGGEST pet peeve is smoking.
ReplyDeleteWomen are catty
ReplyDeleteDisgusting. Wrinkly old prune in next 5 years.
ReplyDeleteYucko
ReplyDeleteI thought that Reese said that kissing RPatz was absolutely disgusting on Water for Elephants because he was sick that day? I didn't get the impression that she was into him at all but who knows.
ReplyDeleteI think Orlando fits better with the two franchises though. LOTR and Pirates seems like a much stronger argument than 1 HP movie and Twilight as franchises go. The only other one I could see would be Michael Fassbender as he is well known smoker (dunno if he still smokes) and has XMen and Alien as his franchises (I will be very sad if it's him though).
Eh, it's widely known that after binge drinking liquor guys go from zero to hobo overnight, the booze starts sweating out of the pores. As for the B+ list actress, after a week of regular hardcore sex if the bedding hasn't been changed or washed at all it should probably be burned or at least set to the hot setting, the stains alone.
ReplyDeleteJason Statham, does he smoke and drink?
ReplyDeleteStatham wouldn’t be kissing women.@kelly
DeleteBenicio del Toro. B+ is Kimberly Stewert.
ReplyDeleteThe foreign born actor from two separate huge franchises is definitely ROBERT PATTINSON (Twilight and Harry Potter) He is known for his love for alcohol and cigarettes. No wonder the dude stinks like that. Gross
ReplyDeleteRussell Crowe, mummy and superman franchises
ReplyDeleteJohnny Depp - Pirates and Potterverse
ReplyDeleteRussel Crowe
ReplyDeleteWhy would they go to bed with him in the first place if he smelled so bad? Surely that would be a turnoff for most people.
ReplyDeleteA smelly, unbathed, cig stenched actor could be so many. It is a tradition dating back to Montgomery Clift.
ReplyDeleteHaving said that - I immediately thought of Lenny Kravitz. He was in Hunger Games, was he in a second franchise?
Johnny Depp is also someone I thought of. But what other franchise besides POTC?
Jason Statham doesn't look gross Kelly, but could be
ReplyDeleteIt's Johnny Depp. He is rumoured to stink. Johnny is in Pirates of and now the Harry Potter spin off with Eddie Redmayne.
ReplyDeleteOops not foreign born.
DeleteOh, foreign born? That eliminates my guesses.
ReplyDeleteMel Gibson - Lethal Weapon and Mad Max.
ReplyDeleteGibson isn't foreign born - born in upstate New York.
DeleteMy question is why the hell would you get in bed with him if he stunk so bad??? Do you like holding your breath or gagging during sex? Make better choices.
ReplyDeleteThe answer to why is obvious. They were drunk themselves! So definitely Reese,who has been sloppy drunk. Can't see Nichole doing this.
ReplyDeleteI'm obviously the odd person out, but I find the smell of booze and cigarettes kind of sexy. The big turn-off for me is the smell of onions or coffee breath.
ReplyDeleteIf it is pattinson and Reese, then the "this B+ list actress who is a celebrity offspring of someone higher on the list" would unfortunately probably be Sean Penn and Robin Wright's daughter Dylan Penn.
ReplyDeleteKeanu Reeves: The Matrix and John Wick for the franchises.
ReplyDeleteHowever, is Keanu back to A or A+?
ReplyDeleteMichael Fassbender
ReplyDeleteHe should drink Maple Crown. After drinking a LOT of it one night I smelled like a pancake the next day.
ReplyDeletejesus, wtf!
ReplyDeleteThere's a guy I fuck every month or so (I'm single, who cares) and he smells overwhelmingly of fried onions. He's a good lay so I go with it, but the sheets are off the bed as soon as he is out the door. What I'm saying is, guy must have skills to make up for his bouquet.
ReplyDeleteHe was so disgusting that she STILL hooked up with him for a whole week? Lol who is the nasty one here??
ReplyDeleteI think Kate Hudson for B+ list actress
ReplyDeleteReesent played Robert's mom in another movie. Kind of gross! I think Zoe Kravitz is becoming more famous than her washed up dad.
ReplyDelete@GoodAshBadAsh That's actually a really good guess. I looked up his IMDb, and he's been in quite a few franchises. Sin City, Star Wars, Marvel 3 different times, and Sicario (I don't know if that one counts).
ReplyDeleteRpatz must have great skills in bed. Still though, the one who spent a week in bed with him should have demanded he take his ass to the shower after the first day lol. I can't stand men who stink. When my husband and I were dating,I knew he was a keeper when he told he bathes 2x daily. Nearly a decade later and he still does. A clean, good smelling man is a sexy man. ;-)
ReplyDeleteA+ list mostly movie actress doing television lately - Reese
ReplyDeletetwo huge franchises - LOTR and POTC
he smelled of booze and cigarettes - Orlando Bloom
B+ list actress who is a celebrity offspring of someone higher - ?????