Friday, September 28, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #5

September 21, 2018

Much to his girlfriend's consternation, this alliterate A- list mostly television actor who is in kind of exile right now rather than being flat out disgraced has been calling paps to take pictures of him showing a woman likes him. There is always the forced PDA for the cameras and the whole thing looks more like a hostage situation than love.

Aziz Ansari


11 comments:

  1. LOL at the original comment thread. Fourth time is the charm...

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  2. His whole demeanor is gross

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  3. She looks happy to me Enty especially at the US Open.
    Don't you agree Tranny??

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  5. Who can feel safe while a dangerous animal like him walks free?

    #believe

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  6. Yikes. The hand on shoulder thing looks so controlling. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6104163/Aziz-Ansari-gets-close-mystery-new-girlfriend-enjoy-romantic-stroll-New-York.html

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  7. Claw on shoulder you mean.

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  8. If only all predators where as terrifying like him.

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  9. (spooky voice) - Beware of the Claw.

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  10. I have NEVER understood this little sad sack's appeal. He was always by far the most annoying part of Parks & Rec (yes, even more than Rob Lowe!)

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  11. Controlling? WTF? Weird interpretation.

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