This former A+ list mostly movie actor recently dropped $25K for a hummer. Yep. Probably the most expensive one since Kneepads dropped $500K for some Brangelina baby pictures. Anyway, he wanted to see what the fuss was about so paid that much to this former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort. Now she thinks he is going to get her a part.
Firecrotch of course, but not sure who the actor is.
ReplyDeleteSomeone and Lindsay Lohan
ReplyDeleteLindsey Blow-han for the escort.
ReplyDeleteWhen I read just the first sentence, I thought the BI was referring to the Hummer truck. Took me awhile to figure out what was going on. "Hummer" in that sense isn't part of my daily vocabulary.
ReplyDeleteI haven't had enough coffee, Mischief Girl, because I thought the same thing. hahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the actor thought Lohan did a good job and it was worth it.
Haha, thought well $25K doesn’t seem a lot for a car.
ReplyDeleteZimbabwe dollars I hope.
ReplyDeleteShe already got the 'part' along with 25K
ReplyDeleteI’m randomly guessing Johnny Depp for the actor or is he permanent A+ now?
ReplyDeleteFor some reason I thought Adrien Brody for the actor. Of course, Blohan is the whore.
ReplyDeleteWe all know the former A list turned escort is Blohan, but who is the A+ mostly movie actor??!
ReplyDeleteyeah. i am curious to know the actor, too
ReplyDelete( the things you learn, reading gossip and celebrities sites..i learnt about Toss the Salad on Dlisted and now Hummer on Enty's site...and some peopèle dare to say that gossip sites are useless...)
Sounds like it's got to be queef and felch next then.
DeleteAdrien might be a good guess
ReplyDeleteSomeone plz tell me whats a hummer? i am guessing its not the truck, coz 25k is awfully cheap! thanks in advance!
ReplyDeleteBlow job
DeleteYep Mischief I thought someone got a nice used Hummmer too! Took me a minute. Just say BJ next time
ReplyDeleteMel Gibson/Lohan?
ReplyDelete+1 to good old Mel
ReplyDeletehttps://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hummer
ReplyDeleteMore than a blowjob; it's when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls.
Pretty sure you get the money OR the job...not usually both.
ReplyDeleteAdrien has already been there though. Hasn’t he??
ReplyDeleteYep,I thought it was n't a bad price for that car,either. But that was an easy payday for Lindsay,considering what else she has done.
ReplyDeleteJesus. Where do I sign up to give $25K blowjobs?
ReplyDeleteI’m trying to figure out what makes a bj worth $25K? I mean, I’m sure there are good ones, bad ones, & average ones. But paying $25,000? WHAT MAKES IT WORTH THAT MUCH???!????!!??? And Lohan’s mouth, I mean, REMEMBER HER TEETH???????
ReplyDeleteShe's probably pegging him at the same time. And she could also be sitting on his face, so 3 for the price of $25,000! Almost a bargain!
ReplyDeletekelli grrrl, maybe she hums Bohemian Rhapsody. That would be quite a long blow job and maybe worth 25K.
ReplyDeleteSteven Seagal
ReplyDeleteSo he's heard good things? How are her Gulp reviews?
ReplyDeleteMaybe the term "hummer" is a clue for Arnold Schwarzenegger, that was my first thought since he invested in Hummers when they first became available to the public...
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