This A+ list mostly movie actor is becoming even more insufferable than usual because of the success of his latest movie. The foreign born model he calls his girlfriend is tired of being paraded like a piece of meat and his suggestions she get as close to naked as Emily Ratajkowski. She is this close to leaving this charade of a relationship.
Bcoop
ReplyDeleteAnd poor Irina Shayk lol
ReplyDeleteMaybe he's hustling for a devil's triangle.
ReplyDeleteThe drinking game?
DeleteYup, it's BCoop. I thought ASIB was supposed to be a giant shitshow. What's with all of the rave reviews?
ReplyDeleteWhat's with the reviews? Its Lady Faga, in current year she's soooooo woke, what with all the sperg homos who follow her. You think the critics who called Ghostbusters 2016 a 'masterpiece of comedy' are gonna shit on anything with her in it?
ReplyDeleteNaked companion request from BCoop? With a female? Who knew???
ReplyDeleteWhat's the penalty for breaking a beard contract?
ReplyDeleteIf you read some of the ASIB reviews it's obvious that a lot of them are tongue in cheek, kind of like the reviews were for TayTay's Reputation. You walk away wondering, wait, even though the headline says great, you're not really sure if the reviewer liked it or not. They were told what to write but subtly squeeze their real opinion in when they can.
ReplyDeleteHow about we see a biopic about Lina Morgana, A Star Rises and Falls, in this case through several floors of construction scaffolding.
ReplyDeleteIma pass on this movie for now.
ReplyDeleteBCoop actin like a pimp. Uh huh
ReplyDeleteShe doesn’t like being treated like a piece of meat?? Isn’t that what happens when she’s “yachting”?
ReplyDeleteShe must have misunderstood the advice of "Treat a queen like a whore and a whore like queen."
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, bcoop pulled it off and made a hot movie on his own volition. I can understand the Ego boost. People are blowing hot air up his ass right now.
ReplyDeleteDear Metoo'ers. If you walk around half naked, don't blame men for looking.
ReplyDeleteIf you look, act and dress like a whore . . . . .
I must have missed something, did someone make a #metoo claim about being LOOKED at? I thought metoo was about assault and harrassment?
DeleteMichigan: Don’t blame me if I’m harassed by a pig and return the favor by capping his ass. And women who support that kind of bullshit get two.
ReplyDeleteSo many of these morons fail to understand that fame is fleeting and variable and that there aren't really "movie stars" anymore. Not like there used to be. So you remade a formulaic movie that's a proven (over and over and over) audience winner. That does not entitle you to act like a pharaoh. You're still just a blowdried, deepfried, bonsaied reader of other peoples' words. You're a nerve-ending with hair on it. Settle down.
ReplyDeleteYou sound really stupid Donna. Who are you going to cap? Moron.
ReplyDelete@Michigan Looking isn't where the problem lies
ReplyDeleteCap? You're going to put a hat on this person?
ReplyDeleteSounds like a great plan.
But if they put a cap on one's ass, then how does one poop? It's like the worst death ever, your intestines eventually explode with sh!t!
ReplyDeleteYeah, but it'd have to be a cap IN the ass, not ON the ass... more of a cork.
ReplyDeleteDo you mean a cork, Donna?
@JaBoy
ReplyDeleteLike you ever had any intention of seeing the movie at all.
How many BIs is it now that claim Coop and his slavic gf (cant be arsed to remember her name) are "holding on by a thread"?
ReplyDeletei thought she was having another baby?
ReplyDeleteSo now it's not only Leo who pimps out his 'girlfriends', but Cooper too? Right...
ReplyDeleteOr what else is 'parades her like a piece of meat' supposed to mean?
Caught with the meat in his mouth
ReplyDeleteIf only one of Weinstein, Clinton, Crosby’s victims were carrying a pistol, it would have saved a lot of time, money and other victims.
ReplyDeleteIf I'd gone from a bit part in failure to launch to directing an oscar buzz movie I'd probably be insufferable too
ReplyDeleteI would assume she was not supposed to get preggo and have a kid; BC has to pretend to be the father of this kid forever or people will start asking questions. So I am thinking he needs her but hates her for binding him into this for the foreseeable future.
ReplyDeleteAny ideas as to the true father of her kid? Another blind claimed it was a Jame Bond producer she seduced. Every time I see BC in LA he is with mom and no Irina in sight; only when needed for a shoot does she show up. I have noticed him in close proximity to Lucky Blue Smith a few times.
Donna, are you a real gangster?
ReplyDelete"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. To me, being a gangster was better than being President of the United States."
ReplyDeleteSo if they end the relationship, who gets the baby? It must be covered in the bearding contract.
ReplyDeleteWTF was sean penn thinking when he condemned #MeToo
ReplyDeletehe is just begging people to boycott his new tv show
Totally Cooper.
ReplyDeleteFWIW though A Star is Born is a genuinely excellent movie. It might have looked like a mess while filming and lord knows I think Gaga is ridiculous, but every actor was exceptional (including Gaga) extending down to the support cast, the cinematography was incredible, and it was genuinely moving.
i completely agree with you Murphy. This blind makes me think they are shutting down the beard due to his increased exposure and pbulicity and the struggle it is to pull it off....OR...he is paving the way to be with LG! ha!
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