Tuesday, November 13, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #1

November 6, 2018

Unless he shows a complete 180 in his sobriety and gets clean, this late night actor all of you know will not be back on the show after the Christmas break.

Pete Davidson


36 comments:

  1. So you're saying he might switch to working on an actually funny show, intriguing.

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  2. Anonymous8:20 AM

    this is such bullshit. lol

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  3. Anonymous8:34 AM

    He looks like he's trying to be a good boy for Daddy Lorne.

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  4. The only reason anyone noticed Pete on the show was because he hooked up with Ariana Grande. Since jump, he has referenced her in every SNL episode. He rode her for all she was worth (in terms of getting attention, lol), and he's still trying to use her, but people are quickly realizing that he has no value outside of gossip/drama. The only way he'll get attention on his own is if he flames out in a spectacular fashion.

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  5. I mean historically speaking, in the past some of SNL's greatest stars have been drug addicts and drunks, maybe that's what they need more of to be funny again.

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  6. That's true, Brayson - but it's because those people had overwhelming talent in spite of their addiction. Pete just seems to have addiction and a bit of luck. Neither of those things will help him hold on to a career he didn't seem to deserve obtaining.
    And despite how this sounds, I don't dislike Pete... I just think he's trying to ride a wave that has long since crashed upon shore. He either has to stand up and walk away, or fall over.

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  7. @Tierney

    Pete Davidson was known before he dated stupid Ariana Grande. He had a successful career before her and I'm sure it will continue after her. All you people on here act like she got him his job. She isn't all that, she's an Italian that pretends to be Latina cause that's what's hot right now and changes men almost as often as I change my socks. Maybe you need to be a stoner with BPD to appreciate Pete, but the kids depreciating humor is a riot.

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    1. Hi Pete. You're not funny.

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    2. "Maybe you need to be a stoner with BPD to appreciate Pete"
      You've just answered a question I've been asking myself haha

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  8. Tierney needs to stick to Nickelodeon channel for laughs. I've been a fan of Pete's prior to AG romance. SNL is Fantastic. Boo hoo they make fun of trump. Get over it. They make fun of everyone

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    1. I'm with you, Auntie. I was a fan of his prior to his relationship with Ariana, and I am a loyal SNL fan. I think a lot of people have written them off, especially recently, but they still consistently make me laugh so I'm going to keep watching.

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  9. Yes, Pete was on SNL before Ariana - duh. But he was barely noticed. He has some cute bits, then started talking about his mental illness(es) and got a little more notice - still not a major contributor. He only got featured after the Grande hookup, that's just a fact. As I said, I don't dislike him - he has an interesting, cute delivery. But he's just not top level, and *his* talent isn't deserving of the attention he had recently. And I agree about Ariana. She may have vocal skills, but I'm not a fan of her music and she's basically a ponytail in heels. She gets press because she trolls for it.

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  10. I think his stock has risen a little in the last week.

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  11. @Unknown, It is crazy to look at Ariana's before and after pictures, when she was normal Italian looking vs trying to look full on Latina. It's almost some MJ level stuff there.

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  12. I think it drives Ariana a little crazy that Pete hasn't completely fallen into the abyss without her and is bouncing back.

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  13. They knew before they hired him, they were stupid if they believed it was just pot.

    If Lorne Micheals can't spot druggies after how many years running SNL, he needs to quit.

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  14. I had no idea Grande was Italian, she totally passes herself off as Latina...while all the latinas, like the Jersey Shore girls, pass themselves off as Italian, lol

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    1. Italians and Latinos have lots in common. Its no biggie in California

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  15. @gauloise, no way, they're latinas?

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  16. Oh I'm going to be teasing some friends later ;)

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  17. It's delusional to say that his star isn't on the rise because of Ariana. I think he's funny, too, and I knew who he was by name before, but the fan club he amassed since they split is really annoying in overstating his celebrity.

    Also, she has the number one song in the country right now, she probably isn't feeling intimidated by the marginal increase in success Pete "I-had-to-apologize-to-a-white-supremacist-on-national-TV"is enjoying.

    And what drugs is he on? I really only thought he smoked weed or took shrooms, never seen anything really credible about other substances. In any case, SNL is loaded with druggies and alkies, it's the culture. I doubt he's getting kicked because of drugs.

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  18. Also, @Unknown, Ariana has had as many boyfriends in the past two years as Pete has had girlfriends. Your sexism is showing. Maybe you can throw in some racism by telling us how something other than a dumb fake tan is soooo "latina".

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  19. It'll be pretty funny when he starts dating someone hotter.

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  20. I just think he's so ugly. Not completely unfunny, but not the star quality talent SNL has had in the past. Sadly, he just looks like a mildly retarded freak to me, reminiscent of a slag-faced dullard with a massive penis from a low-rent pornography film.

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    1. Are you suggesting he should do porn and not comedy?

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    2. Hahaha Ddonna NAILED IT
      I almost wrote those exact words

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  21. @ Pete "I-had-to-apologize-to-a-white-supremacist-on-national-TV"is enjoying.

    Are you referring to the Veteran who won his election? You are one slimy piece of shit, slither back into your cesspool.

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  22. Haha, I think a lot of women are going to be curious what was so great about Pete that Ariana got all those tattoos for, like his name and his dad's badge number, not to mention that he got Ariana in the first place. I doubt he'll be single long.

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  23. @mike m A formal invite to your house? No thank you. I heard y'all eat roadkill and your wife humps the couch.

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  24. Pre Ariana, all he was really known for was having a dead dad. Now he'll be the guy with the dead dad that was dumped by Ariana. At least it's a slightly different schtick.

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  25. I read this the other day- Jersey Shore was shown in Japan under the name MTV Jersey Shore: the New Jersey Life of Macaroni Assholes.
    Love it!

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  26. For the last couple of years it's been popular to sneer at SNL, but I still watch and sometimes find it laugh out loud funny.

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  27. Heather, that's brilliant! Any Italian that pisses me off from now on is going to get called a 'macaroni asshole.' This is why I love the Japanese.

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  28. +100000 @mike m.

    That shitty remark about the veteran Congressman, who comes across as a pretty nice guy, was made by a smallminded shithead who assumes that anyone who doesn't vote like him/her or isn't the same color must be a white supremacist. Only a complete fucktard could come up with that shit and believe it.

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  29. blackblowjob believes that people actually participate in the depraved thots of his depraved imagination.

    Of course Pete Davidson is a condescending asshole, that is why I am asking when he will blow his brains out. People like him suck.

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