Thursday, November 08, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #5

November 1, 2018

This A- list dual threat comic actor who did hit movies and a hit television show at the same time broke up with his girlfriend/sober coach. Last time that happened he went on a huge bender.

Jason Segel


17 comments:

  1. It was that last season of HIMYM forced him to the bottle, so unfunny it would break any comic actor :(

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  2. life pro tip: dont make your sober coach your significant other

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  3. Sober coach should never be girlfriend as well. Sober coach must always be a platonic friend.

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  4. @Brayson.

    Last season?! The whole sorry hilarity-free shambles couldn't raise a laugh in a hospital for hysterics that was crashed into by a nitrous oxide tanker.

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  5. @Lonely, The Naked Man, The Crazy-Hot Scale, Cockamouse, Slap Bet, etc, so many classics, Sir I must disagree! ;)

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  6. Of course, what better way to say f*ck sobriety than to f*ck and dump your sobriety coach? Why just fall off the wagon when you can break it instead?

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  7. He's still with his gf as of Oct 30.

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  8. I’m legitimately surprised his career just kinda stalled.

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  9. Well, he was never funny, so

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  10. @ Brayson. as a token of my esteem for your contributions I will accept your view with respect.

    Still wrong though.

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  11. Never liked him; not only did I think he wasn’t funny, but I just found him creepy. The strangest was when he was dating Michele Williams—what an odd couple.

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  12. @Bitter, don't be bitter, he was funny on HIMYM, Forgetting Sarah Marshal and Dead Man on Campus.

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  13. Ditto @aquagirl he has a serious creepy vibe finished with a splash of douche bag.

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  14. Muppets, which he wrote, was pretty good.

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  15. Thank you Aquagirl and A Galley! I do not like that guy and it’s not any one thing you can put your finger on- it’s just something about him.

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  16. I don’t want him to die but
    Aside from that
    Don’t care

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  17. Nothing creepy about him whatsoever. Jared Leto is creepy. Jason Segel is your stereotypical chubby and good-natured class clown.

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