It turns out that even if you are an actor and live in a population the size of NYC that your reputation does precede you and this A-/B+ list actor/writer has the word out about him and that he will dump you within an hour after having sex, and that you may be part of a multiple conquest type day. As a result, the word is being spread and he is finding it hard to find women to hook up with.
Justin Theroux
ReplyDeleteJustin Theroux?
ReplyDeleteI will be in NYC in April...see you then, Justin.
ReplyDeleteFred Armisten
ReplyDeleteNYC is only 8 hours away. Can be there soon lol
ReplyDeleteAre you in Hawaii? 😱
ReplyDeleteYou leave Justin Theroux alone, Enty, he's a good boy! It's like expecting a dog not to chase a squirrel, it's more fun to say, "Git it Justin, git it!" ;)
ReplyDeleteVirginia. I guess I could fly lol
ReplyDeleteMeh when in NY I could get to Va in 5 hours via Amtrak
ReplyDeleteAziz Ansari
ReplyDeleteI'd fuck Jason Theroux. Did you not see those jogging scenes in The Leftovers?
ReplyDeleteJustin. Where the fuck did Jason come from?
DeleteHe waltzed in after Justin was through with you.
DeleteLol, Mary. 😂
DeleteIs it at least good sex? We need details.
ReplyDeleteJason Jennifer ex husband or no husband Jason
ReplyDeleteMeant Justin
ReplyDeleteOh come on plenty of women would sleep with some D list reality star just to say they slept with someone famous,I doubt he's hard up for sex.
ReplyDeleteI seriously doubt he has any probs getting laid. Maybe Justin should hit Duluth or Fargo maybe. Ladies be lined up
ReplyDeleteNot Aziz, his rep is he doesn't know how to f*ck.
ReplyDeleteHerpes?
ReplyDelete@Leanne, a dog will piss on many hydrants, but what he really wants is the chase lol
ReplyDeletewow!
ReplyDeleteLots of horny woman on the site today!
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Ergh. He's such a beta. Thinks his pathetic mass produced tattoos and throwing on a leather jacket, make him tough and hard looking. Every beta walking the planet nowadays looks like him, in various hair variations, they're all the same.
ReplyDeleteI bet he pees sitting down.
@Dena, @cheesegrater, @kfitz: Really? He is so gross. Short, bow-legged, dresses like a teenager with shoe polish hair, not to mention the probable STD’s. I live within walking distance to him and wouldn’t sleep with him even if he begged me. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Depeche, for reminding me about the tattoos!
ReplyDeleteI'm with Aquagirl. He looks like an old man trying to fit in with the teens. 'How'd do you, fellow kids?' comes to mind. Ya'll keep him, please.
ReplyDeleteI’d hit it. With my truck.
ReplyDeleteWhile I do think Justin Theroux is the person Enty is referring to, I don't know that I'd buy this blind as far as him having trouble finding women "now that word is spreading". I don't think anyone who accidentally meets a celebrity, and then hooks up with said celebrity, is expecting to be bought breakfast the next morning, esp. in NY. Those women know the deal for sure, and I highly doubt they need to be "dumped" or kicked out of his apartment.
ReplyDeleteI don't see the big deal? So what Justin is young and handsome and wants to get LAID. And sure, yes he uses his celebrity status to do it. You can tell a lot of Enty's fans are FEMALE and not MALE. Any man with Justin celebrity status and good looks would do the SAME THING! I don't blame the guy he wants a pump and a dump and he isn't playing games. Also, these women are no victims either they want to be groupies and have sex with a B list celebrity.
ReplyDelete@depechemodel HA HA He IS a beta. I see so many guys who are just yuck trying to get cool with the tat thing.
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