This permanent A list mostly movie actor is finally realizing that having children simply for some PR and that everything will work itself out later is probably not the way to go.
Beastly UGLY Amal Alamuddin, that's who. Sham marriage to Clooney financed by her money laundering arms dealer family like criminal uncle Ziad Takieddine Her pig mother Baria Alamuddin ran a celebrity bookings agency Globell Communications. Stalked closetted George Clooney for years with promises of financial investments, political connections... overhyped bullcrap. She hire trash tabloid porker Samantha Barry to excessively spin the narrative about the fake union, all along profiting off stealth marketing revenue from fashion. The idea of the twins was ugly Amal's & her motgers to lock in Clooney's name for life, post fake divorce. No stamped marriage licence exists. Ugly Amal Alamuddin wad never pregnant. Wore padding to fake it and then hid The twins are NOT George Clooney's biological children. They look nothing like him. Surrogate born. No Clooney DNA. The Alamuddin scum are just using the name fas a security for fame. The boy looks incredibly like ugly Amal's brother-in-law Nico, who is her sister Tala Alamuddin's second husband. The girl looks like Tala's daughter Mia Hamiyeh from 1st marriage to Lebanese Nagi Hamiyeh. UGLY Amal Alamuddin is a delusional non-entity. A hideous fusion of Paul Stanley of KISS and Freddie Mercury of Queen. In drag. An overhyped non-entity who advised terrorists like Abdullah Senussi and Saif Gaddafi linked to her family, prior to this bearding gig.
They're not George Clooney's biological children. Disfigured ugly Amal Alamuddin looks like Paul Stanley of KISS and Freddie Mercury of Queen... Bucktooth overbite, Groucho Marx eyebrows, big humped nose 5 nose jobs later, square manly jaw, Neanderthal Arab Tootsie physique. As ugly as they get... Sham marriage to Clooney financed by her money laundering arms dealer family like criminal uncle Ziad Takieddine. The male twin looks like her sister Tala Alamuddin's 2nd husband Italian personal trainer toyboy Nico while the girl looks like Mia Hamiyeh, Tala's daughter from first marriage to Lebanese Nagi Hamiyeh.
Exactly! Tala Alamuddin & her 2nd husband, Italian personal trainer Nico raise those kids, with delusional hunchback megalomaniac hag Baria Alamuddin, the matriarch, overseeing them. Staff are told it's because disfigured ugly Amal Alamuddin is busy being a star & George The Loser Clooney has to promote Casamigos. Sad truth is George Clooney cannot stand the Alamuddins. He's not the biological father of those surrogate born, IVF babies. FACT. And they look nothing like him. Keep spinning hogwash, porker Samantha Barry & hunchback walrus Baria Alamuddin. But you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. Hideous ugly Amal Alamuddin is a joke.
Stop deflecting, PR network shills. It's Clooney. His sham marriage to the Beast from the Middle East is the biggest hoax since history of showbiz. They're not his biological children nor was ugly Amal ever pregnant. Wore padding in early months then hid. Twins look nothing like him. He was pressured to accept to play along with it by her Islamist money-laundering arms dealer family who crave fame.
I have noticed several times that while doing television Clooney makes a lot of jokes about the difficulties of having small children in your life. Having raised small children, these bits always seemed obvious that they were covering up actual feelings, because they were repeated so often and because I heard those kinds of riffs from people while I wa rising kids of my own.
@ Ann - that photo is so staged! Doting mother holding her twins who are each clutching teddy bears.
Yes, this is probably Clooney and Amal, and those kids will be taken care of by an army of nannies and mummy and daddy will swoop in every now and again, just so the kids don't forget who they are.
Yeah this is Clooney. I swear these two have ZERO chemistry. Don't ever buy the hand holding or way they look at each other. When you see her credentials it is like he picked her out of a catalog when he was 'supposed to finally marry" and what about those rumors he is into Randy Gerber and that Cindy is usually the one hanging with the woman in the foursome?
but WHY did Clooney have kids unless he IS going to run for office? Everything about Amal's resume and the kids at his age say this because who cares about it in the movie business? Was it to squash gay rumors? He has his niche market/appeal in certain movies and none of it was every dependent upon his being a dad.
I never thought Clooney was going to run for any kind of political office.
That TMZ pic of Amal with the children is all kinds of awkward. The children are too big to carry that way and I'm sure the nannies with strollers etc are just out of sight.
Beastly UGLY Amal Alamuddi, that's who. Sham marriage to Clooney financed by her money laundering arms dealer family like criminal uncle Ziad Takieddine Her pig mother Baria Alamuddin ran a celebrity bookings agency Globell Communications. Stalked closetted George Clooney for years with promises of financial investments, political connections... overhyped bullcrap. She hire trash tabloid porker Samantha Barry to excessively spin the narrative about the fake union, all along profiting off stealth marketing revenue from fashion. The idea of the twins was ugly Amal's & her motgers to lock in Clooney's name for life, post fake divorce. No stamped marriage licence exists. Ugly Amal Alamuddin wad never pregnant. Wore padding to fake it and then hid The twins are NOT George Clooney's biological children. They look nothing like him. Surrogate born. No Clooney DNA. The Alamuddin scum are just using the name fas a security for fame. The boy looks incredibly like ugly Amal's brother-in-law Nico, who is her sister Tala Alamuddin's second husband. The girl looks like Tala's daughter Mia Hamiyeh from 1st marriage to Lebanese Nagi Hamiyeh. UGLY Amal Alamuddin is a delusional non-entity. A hideous fusion of Paul Stanley of KISS and Freddie Mercury of Queen. In drag. An overhyped non-entity who advised terrorists like Abdullah Senussi and Saif Gaddafi linked to her family, prior to this bearding gig...Clooney himself looks ill these days. The pretence is destroying him. He cannot stand ugly Amal nor has he ever slept with her Calls her Ugly Hezbollah, Lady Boy and Conchita Wurst behind her back to us when he drinks.
LMAO, I get a kick out fo Unknown's nicknames for Anal. Beast from the Middle East and all the rest: hilarious. She's not very easy on the eye, admittedly.
Stop trying to undermine, damage control shill. I 'm revealing truth about closetted Clooney and the Gargoyle of Beirut ugly Amal. That's what Blind Gossip is for.
Agreed - Clononey.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of assholes have kids for PR? Poor kids.
ReplyDeleteBeastly UGLY Amal Alamuddin, that's who. Sham marriage to Clooney financed by her money laundering arms dealer family like criminal uncle Ziad Takieddine Her pig mother Baria Alamuddin ran a celebrity bookings agency Globell Communications. Stalked closetted George Clooney for years with promises of financial investments, political connections... overhyped bullcrap. She hire trash tabloid porker Samantha Barry to excessively spin the narrative about the fake union, all along profiting off stealth marketing revenue from fashion. The idea of the twins was ugly Amal's & her motgers to lock in Clooney's name for life, post fake divorce.
DeleteNo stamped marriage licence exists. Ugly Amal Alamuddin wad never pregnant. Wore padding to fake it and then hid
The twins are NOT George Clooney's biological children. They look nothing like him. Surrogate born.
No Clooney DNA. The Alamuddin scum are just using the name fas a security for fame. The boy looks incredibly like ugly Amal's brother-in-law Nico, who is her sister Tala Alamuddin's second husband. The girl looks like Tala's daughter Mia Hamiyeh from 1st marriage to Lebanese Nagi Hamiyeh.
UGLY Amal Alamuddin is a delusional non-entity. A hideous fusion of Paul Stanley of KISS and Freddie Mercury of Queen. In drag. An overhyped non-entity who advised terrorists like Abdullah Senussi and Saif Gaddafi linked to her family, prior to this bearding gig.
Oh holy hell. Pick one.
ReplyDeleteClooney
Cooper
Cumberbatch
Redmayne
Miller
You think? What a moron.
ReplyDeleteHope they don't have Anals eyebrows. Yeeesh
ReplyDeleteThey're not George Clooney's biological children. Disfigured ugly Amal Alamuddin looks like Paul Stanley of KISS and Freddie Mercury of Queen... Bucktooth overbite, Groucho Marx eyebrows, big humped nose 5 nose jobs later, square manly jaw, Neanderthal Arab Tootsie physique. As ugly as they get...
DeleteSham marriage to Clooney financed by her money laundering arms dealer family like criminal uncle Ziad Takieddine. The male twin looks like her sister Tala Alamuddin's 2nd husband Italian personal trainer toyboy Nico while the girl looks like Mia Hamiyeh, Tala's daughter from first marriage to Lebanese Nagi Hamiyeh.
Too many to count.
ReplyDeleteJoab crawford set the bar.
ReplyDeleteJoan Crawford
Delete@YoSoyMilk the little girl is adorable. The little boy looks exactly like Amal.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.tmz.com/2018/12/06/amal-clooney-twins-alexander-ella-teddy-bears-nyc/?adid=TMZ_Search_Results
I think is Clooney...not excluding others guesses
ReplyDeletei think it is Alec Baldwin
ReplyDeleteIt's not Alec Baldwin. He has a bad midlife crisis & is mostly popping out more kids with his Spanish wife. His rebound marriage is real..
DeleteClooney - didn't Enty imply those two aren't even living with or raising these children?
ReplyDeleteExactly! Tala Alamuddin & her 2nd husband, Italian personal trainer Nico raise those kids, with delusional hunchback megalomaniac hag Baria Alamuddin, the matriarch, overseeing them. Staff are told it's because disfigured ugly Amal Alamuddin is busy being a star & George The Loser Clooney has to promote Casamigos. Sad truth is George Clooney cannot stand the Alamuddins. He's not the biological father of those surrogate born, IVF babies. FACT. And they look nothing like him. Keep spinning hogwash, porker Samantha Barry & hunchback walrus Baria Alamuddin. But you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. Hideous ugly Amal Alamuddin is a joke.
DeleteSounds like Baldwin to me
ReplyDeleteStop deflecting, PR network shills.
DeleteIt's Clooney.
His sham marriage to the Beast from the Middle East is the biggest hoax since history of showbiz.
They're not his biological children nor was ugly Amal ever pregnant. Wore padding in early months then hid. Twins look nothing like him.
He was pressured to accept to play along with it by her Islamist money-laundering arms dealer family who crave fame.
Dearlord. Get a grip, unknown
DeleteGet a reality check, PR network shills. Stop promoting the biggest sham since Rock Hudson's, Elton John's & Michael Jackson:s hetero marriages.
DeleteThis is George Clooney and his little boy loving self.. SICKENING
ReplyDeleteI agree that it's Clooney and Anal
ReplyDeleteI have noticed several times that while doing television Clooney makes a lot of jokes about the difficulties of having small children in your life. Having raised small children, these bits always seemed obvious that they were covering up actual feelings, because they were repeated so often and because I heard those kinds of riffs from people while I wa rising kids of my own.
ReplyDeleteBaldwin ain't mostly movie these days.
ReplyDeleteAlec Baldwin
ReplyDeleteMatt Roloff just to be different
ReplyDelete@sh!t
ReplyDeleteLol.
How about Eddie Murphy?
Affleck
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Bradley Cooper
ReplyDelete@ Ann - that photo is so staged! Doting mother holding her twins who are each clutching teddy bears.
ReplyDeleteYes, this is probably Clooney and Amal, and those kids will be taken care of by an army of nannies and mummy and daddy will swoop in every now and again, just so the kids don't forget who they are.
I thought the little boy looked like George more than Amal.
ReplyDeleteYeah this is Clooney. I swear these two have ZERO chemistry. Don't ever buy the hand holding or way they look at each other. When you see her credentials it is like he picked her out of a catalog when he was 'supposed to finally marry" and what about those rumors he is into Randy Gerber and that Cindy is usually the one hanging with the woman in the foursome?
ReplyDeletebut WHY did Clooney have kids unless he IS going to run for office? Everything about Amal's resume and the kids at his age say this because who cares about it in the movie business? Was it to squash gay rumors? He has his niche market/appeal in certain movies and none of it was every dependent upon his being a dad.
ReplyDeleteI never thought Clooney was going to run for any kind of political office.
ReplyDeleteThat TMZ pic of Amal with the children is all kinds of awkward. The children are too big to carry that way and I'm sure the nannies with strollers etc are just out of sight.
Amal isn't looking so good either.
cee kay, thankfully neither is Clooney
ReplyDeleteBeastly UGLY Amal Alamuddi, that's who. Sham marriage to Clooney financed by her money laundering arms dealer family like criminal uncle Ziad Takieddine Her pig mother Baria Alamuddin ran a celebrity bookings agency Globell Communications. Stalked closetted George Clooney for years with promises of financial investments, political connections... overhyped bullcrap. She hire trash tabloid porker Samantha Barry to excessively spin the narrative about the fake union, all along profiting off stealth marketing revenue from fashion. The idea of the twins was ugly Amal's & her motgers to lock in Clooney's name for life, post fake divorce.
ReplyDeleteNo stamped marriage licence exists. Ugly Amal Alamuddin wad never pregnant. Wore padding to fake it and then hid
The twins are NOT George Clooney's biological children. They look nothing like him. Surrogate born.
No Clooney DNA. The Alamuddin scum are just using the name fas a security for fame. The boy looks incredibly like ugly Amal's brother-in-law Nico, who is her sister Tala Alamuddin's second husband. The girl looks like Tala's daughter Mia Hamiyeh from 1st marriage to Lebanese Nagi Hamiyeh.
UGLY Amal Alamuddin is a delusional non-entity. A hideous fusion of Paul Stanley of KISS and Freddie Mercury of Queen. In drag. An overhyped non-entity who advised terrorists like Abdullah Senussi and Saif Gaddafi linked to her family, prior to this bearding gig...Clooney himself looks ill these days. The pretence is destroying him. He cannot stand ugly Amal nor has he ever slept with her Calls her Ugly Hezbollah, Lady Boy and Conchita Wurst behind her back to us when he drinks.
LMAO, I get a kick out fo Unknown's nicknames for Anal. Beast from the Middle East and all the rest: hilarious. She's not very easy on the eye, admittedly.
ReplyDeleteJeez, what got the loon over hyped about clooney and his wife? we know he's closeted dude and the marriage is a business arrangement.
ReplyDeleteStop trying to undermine, damage control shill. I 'm revealing truth about closetted Clooney and the Gargoyle of Beirut ugly Amal. That's what Blind Gossip is for.
DeleteWho would get married to run for office?
ReplyDeleteOh Gordon Brown dismal PM.
Right.
ReplyDeleteOnly Unknown has da' Big Troof!
Your hysteria is hilarious.