This alliterate former almost A- list mostly movie actress has been making the rounds doing press and has been pressuring her team to get her new projects which she assumes must be in the works because of her recent presence. Nope. No one wants her for anything other than slapstick kind of things ala Sharknado and the ilk.
Lohan
ReplyDeleteWait. Who's writing for Enty today?
ReplyDeleteCarmen Elektra
ReplyDeleteCarmen Elektra is writing for Enty today?!?!
ReplyDeleteLindsey Lohan
ReplyDeleteLinsley Logan she’s not reliable, I thought she was a good young actress
ReplyDeleteGet it together and maybe someone will hire you
Tara Reid
ReplyDeleteALLITERATE, people. lilo fits. plus, she's delusional so it fits even more.
ReplyDeleteI'm on the LiLo bandwagon
ReplyDeleteShe should probably take whatever she’s offered. Rich Arabs won’t pay to shit on her and beat her up for much longer. At least she’s less likely to be murdered on set. Maybe.
ReplyDeleteI still don't know when LiLo was a good actress, it's like this myth that keeps on enduring because she was in some classic stuff. Kind of like Emilia Clarke. ;)
ReplyDeleteLilo thinking her BEACH HOUSE reality show is making her relevant again lol! Ha! It is reaffirming your vacuous useless BOTOXED image. She looks like she's 45 lately with all the work and her joker fan and she was always so pretty. Plus she is just too skinny and not healthy looking. Wish she'd get some mental help and a reality check but I think she has permanently done too much to her looks to get a career again.
ReplyDeleteIt's the Thousand Cock Stare, the deadness in the eyes, along with the typical whore face, which is more of a skin thing.
ReplyDeleteSuch a low vibrational comment, am surprised
ReplyDeleteOr maybe just the company that you keep
ReplyDeleteLOL @Todd!
ReplyDeleteShe couldn't even get hired for a Sharknado. Those films are low budget and can't afford to pay the crew to stand around for hours waiting for her to decide she's ready to show up to film.
Sarah Silverman animation success?
ReplyDelete@Bonnie, Try putting your Hitachi on high then. LiLo is a notorious yachter, even rumored to have turned out other women and worse things. I was describing her profession, if she was a MLB pitcher I would said she had pitch face.
ReplyDeleteDear Enty, on the podcast you said you would wait to watch Lilo’s shows all at once. I can promise you will need more than love and bacon to get you through. Here’s hoping you live near a distillery, my friend.
ReplyDeleteHow the hell does Lohan still have a team?
ReplyDeleteGanga?
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