The problem with the strategy for this closeted supposed professional at this type thing is this. You have to slowly introduce a new woman in your life and eventually the tabloids say girlfriend. You can't just leak to the tabloids you have a girlfriend, especially, if they have never seen you with her before. It just all looks planted and fake when you do that. Don't worry, I won't bill you for the pro tip. Oh, and just so you know. The A+ list reality star hated your Christmas gift.
Foodgod Cheban
ReplyDeletepoor jonathan.
ReplyDeleteAnd here I'm just curious what the Christmas gift was ;) Never heard of this guy before. How many more days until KFF? Not soon enough, that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteHe called in a takeout order instead of going to the restaurant and ordering off the menu.
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ReplyDelete😂Lmao so true. His face looks like like wonky melted wax
Honestly I'd believe he was a fish before I believed that he was straight.
ReplyDeleteOh, this is going to be so embarrassing some day, Jonathan
ReplyDelete@Brayson87 LOL! Right?! I'd believe I was a fish before I'd take him as straight. Please.
ReplyDeletePlease stop trying to make this tragic creature relevant. This contrived drama is nauseating.
ReplyDeleteJohnathan the gay bestie
ReplyDeleteHilarious that he would think anyone anywhere in any universe would believe he is straight....although the Kardashians think people believe their butts are real, so I guess there really are no limits to their delusions
ReplyDeleteI know this isn't tennis related but kind of wondering if the tennis player Milos Raonic is gay? The Daily Mail published an article about a new girlfriend but Raonic isn't a big star. I am guessing Raonic people paid the Daily Mail to write an article about him.
ReplyDeleteI think Cheban wants to go the way of Bruce Jenner.
ReplyDeletelmao he doesn't hold the door for his "girlfriend" or even seem to realize she's behind him.
ReplyDeletehttps://radaronline.com/photos/kim-kardashian-best-friend-jonathan-cheban-mystery-girlfriend-london-photos/
@sam, In his defense, it's not women he's used to coming up on him from behind.
ReplyDeleteHahaha BURN!
DeleteHahahahahahahahaha....right out of the park!!!!
DeleteI can’t stand that tool. I hope he gets food poisoning. Foodgod my ass...
ReplyDeleteHe's been named the face of some burger chain and said he was giving everyone gift certificates for Christmas. How generous.
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