Wednesday, January 23, 2019

Blind Item #5

This celebrity none of you have ever heard of even though she is married to a permanent A list musician from a permanent A- list band that doesn't play any longer got a present from her still skeptical baby daddy. She wants fame in the biggest way since Kate Gosselin. So, our musician paid for some paps to take her photo. Our barely there celebrity spent three hours deciding what to wear and in hair and makeup for the 30 minute shoot which was predictably painful to watch as she tried to look as if it was all random.


22 comments:

  1. +1 Tricia. Pics in the DM and definitely staged.
    I thought Motley Crue were still together

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  2. The DM has some gems today. Spike Lee is doing a pirouette over there too. He should reconsider the relationship with the person who decided those were his best angles

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  3. Anonymous7:58 AM

    well shes pregnant

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  4. There's even a super-lovely video to go along with the pics

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2737502/Nikki-Sixx-enjoys-romantic-display-pregnant-Courtney-Bingham-wife-Brandi-Brandt-jailed-conspiracy-supply-cocaine.html

    So sad. I was a true crue fan back in the day.

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  5. It took her half an hour to pick out that outfit????? She was wearing what looked like a slip with a bathrobe over it and boots. It looked like she just closed her eyes and reached into her closet and picked three random things.

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  6. OMG he is so gross.

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  7. Were the photos taken after she attended her first hand on belly class at the Markle school for thirsty moms?

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  8. Haha 'They're Just Like Us!'

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  9. Giving me that Chico catalog model vibe without the stylist. Next time, shoot for White House/Black Market.

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  10. She's married to Sixx, I give her a pass lol

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  11. am i reading that article wrong? it says it's from 2014

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  12. My favorite thing about this blind is the acknowledgment that Montley Crüe is an A+ band

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  13. Celebrity none of us have heard of? Then how the hell is she a celebrity?

    I guess that makes me a celebrity, too. Nobody's heard of me...

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  14. Isn’t Nikki Sixx like sixxty now? Evidently men never learn. What a dumb ass!

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  15. Yeah. Nikki is 60. Mick is 145. XD

    These older guys with fame and money really need to watch their backs. I think there's a blinder that gets put on when a younger woman pays attention to them. Maybe in the back of their minds they know what's really going on. But it gets pushed further back by the fact that some young hottie is with them instead of another young hottie. And after all, girls like this were all over them 30 years ago. So that must mean they've still got it.

    It's like the delusional fatties and old guys on 90 Day Fiance. No no no! You are being used! Get out now!

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    1. Good comparison @ Adrastia. Live that sex and the city episode with Samantha and some rich old dude. She sees his saggy butt and gets the hell out if there!

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  16. Haha, tell it like it is Adrastia.

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  17. I'm confused; why is the date on the DM article from August 2014? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2737502/Nikki-Sixx-enjoys-romantic-display-pregnant-Courtney-Bingham-wife-Brandi-Brandt-jailed-conspiracy-supply-cocaine.html

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