This permanent A list mostly movie actress who really doesn't act much any longer made sure she was in the room the first time her son had sex to make sure the hired help didn't try to take the condom off her son.
What a thoughtful and engaged maternal figure.... I'm really impressed with her hands on approach to rearing her children.
During the oral sex part, I heard she did get upset and was overheard saying "no, No, NO... Dammit, I told you my son likes to be blown like THIS!... step aside and I'll show again. This time pay attention whore!!"
I've gotta run right now, but I'll tell you about the pegging lessons later...
Such a classy lady.... Where was my mom when I was ackwardly trying fisting for the 1st time?
One time i had a 50?something Korean massage whore leave the room when i flipped over. She came back with a 20something noob whore and said "I show, OK? I show." As she was making jerk off motions with her hand. (This was my first time at this particular joint and i knew it was just rub n tug, not full service.) "OK!" I said, and she proceeded to teach the young whore how to werk a cock with her hands. 99% sure they werent mom/dau, but that is how i thought of it as they passed my prick back and forth, trying different techniques. Sooo hot.
Count- Rude Jude had a story about LA Parking Enforcement giving him a ticket while he was in the massage parlour with a newbie who had no clue. OMG. Love Rude Jude. That story will have you crying.
You have hints of Rude Judeness Count. You always make me laugh. You were gone for a while & you were sorely missed on the CDAN Muppets balcony. Glad you are back.
*IF* this is St. Angie... at best, it's very creepy, and at worst, criminal. Maddox is 17. Individuals aged 17 or younger in California are not legally able to consent to sexual activity, and such activity may result in prosecution for statutory rape. And if "hired help" is code for "prostitute"... well then we can add solicitation and child abuse/endangerment to the list.
I know this is off topic but I thought of Liz as well. I now agree with the angie guesses. But, the whole Liz doing her son and/or her nephew thing did pop in my mind but I just thought of something. Her son always gives off a gay vibe to me, what if it's her son and nephew having the fling that's why the nephew is always around. Maybe so cousin lovin'?
I would give quite a lot of cash...well 18 quid (about $26) to be stepson of Angie or nephew of Liz. Actually I'd go as high as £40 ($54ish) to be nephew of Liz who once was older than me but is now officially younger. But still as fucking hot!
How could anyone enjoy sex or get turned on while having their mom in the same room? As a patent how could you sit/stand and watch your child even all grown have sex? This can’t be true
People actually believe this? That is more worrying. As for the blind, how would Enty know? Was he in the room as well? Or did the 'hired help' have his number on speedial?
Angelina Jolie.
ReplyDeleteYup, st angie
ReplyDeleteWhoever it is, that’s absolutely disgusting.
ReplyDeleteWell,at least she didn't do the deed herself. That's only for siblings.
ReplyDeleteI'm honestly suprised she didn't.
DeleteWhat the hell is going on in that family? Damn.
ReplyDeleteAaaagh!🙈🙉🙊
ReplyDeleteSo she hired a whore to teach him pretty much like Madonna listened to Lourdes from the next room and afterwards gave her tips.
ReplyDeletegives you a clue how perverted that environment they grew up in was, if whoever it is thinks this is at all acceptable.
ReplyDelete+1M. Cannot even fathom. Jesus needs to take the damn wheels off & I am not religious. Shame on you, Madge. Angie girl.....no words today. Alledgedly.
DeleteMaybe she should have sprung for a vasectimy instead, so much classier.
ReplyDeleteThis is not incestuous enough to get the outrage up. Angie gonna have to give one of her kids a BJ while the others watch and take notes.
ReplyDeleteJFC 😂
DeleteJust disgusting. No wonder Brad keft that sick bitch.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Elizabeth Hurley.
ReplyDeleteNever mind, Hurley isn't perm A list
ReplyDeleteGross!!!
ReplyDeleteGeezus! That is child abuse even if the kid isn't a small child.
ReplyDeleteIn any case Hurley probably broke the kid in herself, no hired whores.
ReplyDeleteWhat a thoughtful and engaged maternal figure.... I'm really impressed with her hands on approach to rearing her children.
ReplyDeleteDuring the oral sex part, I heard she did get upset and was overheard saying "no, No, NO... Dammit, I told you my son likes to be blown like THIS!... step aside and I'll show again. This time pay attention whore!!"
I've gotta run right now, but I'll tell you about the pegging lessons later...
Such a classy lady.... Where was my mom when I was ackwardly trying fisting for the 1st time?
Ms Jolie has a lot of issues. She has issues.
ReplyDeleteHoovering parent with no boundaries. She is one sick bitch.
ReplyDeleteOne time i had a 50?something Korean massage whore leave the room when i flipped over. She came back with a 20something noob whore and said "I show, OK? I show." As she was making jerk off motions with her hand. (This was my first time at this particular joint and i knew it was just rub n tug, not full service.) "OK!" I said, and she proceeded to teach the young whore how to werk a cock with her hands. 99% sure they werent mom/dau, but that is how i thought of it as they passed my prick back and forth, trying different techniques. Sooo hot.
ReplyDeleteLol omg Count! 😂
DeleteCount- Rude Jude had a story about LA Parking Enforcement giving him a ticket while he was in the massage parlour with a newbie who had no clue. OMG. Love Rude Jude. That story will have you crying.
DeleteYou have hints of Rude Judeness Count. You always make me laugh. You were gone for a while & you were sorely missed on the CDAN Muppets balcony. Glad you are back.
@Count Jerkula
ReplyDeleteI am glad you're back. I am serious. Thank you for all the laughs!
*IF* this is St. Angie... at best, it's very creepy, and at worst, criminal. Maddox is 17. Individuals aged 17 or younger in California are not legally able to consent to sexual activity, and such activity may result in prosecution for statutory rape. And if "hired help" is code for "prostitute"... well then we can add solicitation and child abuse/endangerment to the list.
ReplyDeleteIt says "mostly movie actress". I only know Angelina from movies. Has she done tv work?
ReplyDeleteMaybe they mean her trying her hand at directing?
DeleteShe apparently takes it very seriously lol
DeleteGia.
DeleteUnknown...her first big role was Gia...HBO movie
ReplyDeleteI know this is off topic but I thought of Liz as well. I now agree with the angie guesses. But, the whole Liz doing her son and/or her nephew thing did pop in my mind but I just thought of something. Her son always gives off a gay vibe to me, what if it's her son and nephew having the fling that's why the nephew is always around. Maybe so cousin lovin'?
ReplyDeleteI Sharon Stone, but she wouldn't be permanent A, would she?
ReplyDeleteGaaaaahhh this is so gross, these celebrities are so fucking weird!
ReplyDeleteI would give quite a lot of cash...well 18 quid (about $26) to be stepson of Angie or nephew of Liz. Actually I'd go as high as £40 ($54ish) to be nephew of Liz who once was older than me but is now officially younger. But still as fucking hot!
ReplyDeleteHow could anyone enjoy sex or get turned on while having their mom in the same room? As a patent how could you sit/stand and watch your child even all grown have sex? This can’t be true
ReplyDeletePamela Anderson
ReplyDeletePeople actually believe this? That is more worrying. As for the blind, how would Enty know? Was he in the room as well? Or did the 'hired help' have his number on speedial?
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ReplyDeleteYeah, riiiiiight. 🙄 Not buying this bullshit.
ReplyDeleteSounds like something Angie would do! Plus worse!
ReplyDeleteThat's... not crazy, that's alien
ReplyDeleteWhy is everyone guessing Angelina? She acts. Consistently. Not 2 movies a year, but she acts.
ReplyDeleteHmm..how do you even know that? If this is angelina jolie, is probably bullshit, enty fucking hates her and he will write any shit against her.
ReplyDeleteno way this is hurley as she isn't perm a list
ReplyDeletethat said, pretty sure she'd be up for it