There was a big fight this weekend and there should have been a dirty test based on the amount of drugs he has been using as of late. Apparently there was some creative urine gathering going on.
@Astra: I've had a catheter put in to drain urine. If they'd attached a full bag to it and squeezed, I'm sure they could have pushed urine into my bladder.
Astra actually this is easy. Have the person lying down. Insert a foley catheter to drain the bladder. Attach a drainage bag already containing the urine. Lift the drainage bag above the person's bladder level. Gravity does the job. Easy peasy. The urine would flow thru the tubing up into the person's bladder. This makes me cringe to think about but it's doable by anyone with minimal medical training.
@Knitwit the problem with your idea is the urine is checked for temperature. Unless the urine is at body temperature you fail the drug test. Remember that when you go for pre-employment physicals.
There was a Dr who was charged with child rape. He drew blood from other patients & subdermally implanted a vial which, when tested by law enforcement, was found to not be a match with the rapist of the child.
Later they tested his hair & he was bang to rights.
Jon Jones mma title fight?
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ReplyDeleteI thought creative urine gathering only happened in the Gulf countries? Btw Tyrone Woodley was outclassed so completely that maybe its him?
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ReplyDeleteHow creative could they get? Besides that one episode of Blue Mountain State where they forced clean urine up into their bladders.
ReplyDeletePlease explain how one can force clean urine up their bladder!
ReplyDelete@Astra: I've had a catheter put in to drain urine. If they'd attached a full bag to it and squeezed, I'm sure they could have pushed urine into my bladder.
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ReplyDeleteAstra actually this is easy. Have the person lying down. Insert a foley catheter to drain the bladder. Attach a drainage bag already containing the urine. Lift the drainage bag above the person's bladder level. Gravity does the job. Easy peasy. The urine would flow thru the tubing up into the person's bladder. This makes me cringe to think about but it's doable by anyone with minimal medical training.
ReplyDeleteOr hand the cup to a clean friend when no one is looking. Or bribe the nurse.
ReplyDeleteIsn't "Creative Urine" when you ask for two Russian hookers who look like your daughter to pee on you?
ReplyDeleteWow just wow. I have learned so much today 😬 lol thanks for the answers y’all.
ReplyDelete@Knitwit the problem with your idea is the urine is checked for temperature. Unless the urine is at body temperature you fail the drug test. Remember that when you go for pre-employment physicals.
ReplyDeleteSo I guess MMA is going to wind up being just as corrupt as boxing, if it hasn't already.
ReplyDeleteCreative urine gathering is what the Chicago PD tried to do during R. Kelly's first trial.
ReplyDeleteI presume decades of drug tests have created ingenious ways to avoid them.
ReplyDeleteThere was a Dr who was charged with child rape. He drew blood from other patients & subdermally implanted a vial which, when tested by law enforcement, was found to not be a match with the rapist of the child.
ReplyDeleteLater they tested his hair & he was bang to rights.
Creative.