This alliterate former online celebrity turned reality star turned person you would not want to be alone with that all of you know bit a man at a grocery store the other day for absolutely no reason. He was pushing a cart and she walked up and bit him.
Tila Tequila
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ReplyDeleteEw, every time I read her name I feel the need to get checked for STDs.
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DeleteTila's gone rabid y'all!
ReplyDeleteBrayson, lol! Isnt there a mandatory six week quarantine?
ReplyDeleteI did Nazi that coming
ReplyDeletelol @ Brayson
ReplyDeleteHitting the bath salts?
ReplyDeleteI think someone in Reddit told a story about Tila biting their finger outside a bar. Or it might have been a squirrel..
ReplyDeleteThis is why I don't like going to the grocery store.
ReplyDeleteDon't get me wrong I've dated some biters, but that was in the context of a relationship, not a stranger in the produce section of the local supermercado.
ReplyDelete😆😆😆😆🤣🤣!
DeleteLol what? That’s a really good way to get shot.
ReplyDeleteI saw Tila Tequila at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
ReplyDeleteShe said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Maam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
@cc423 lmao
ReplyDeleteidk how she became affiliated with them. she's not even white
Krab-- i think you're probably right...the face biters!!!
ReplyDeleteJim-- weird story if true, and what's even scarier is she probably drove to the grocery, which means she's menacing the open roads...
Does she at least pass out free tequila? You know, to kill the germs and stuff?
ReplyDeleteLets not judge her folks. Remember #biterlivesmatter
ReplyDeleteMaybe she was hungry.
ReplyDeleteOr hangry. Shoulda got a Snickers instead.
DeleteIs biting foreplay to her?
ReplyDeleteJim, get an STD check, ASAP!
Didn't she marry a Johnson & Johnson heiress? Partied her to death (was diabetic). I bet her family really hate her.
ReplyDeleteWeird story Jim, but not the funny kind like Bill Murray stealing your fries.
ReplyDeleteDrug addicts, the opiod kind, love sugary candy when their coming down. Stay away from bulk candy bins- the same hands that have been picking up cig butts off the ground are digging in those bins.
You know, if Tila Tequila were actually GOOD at anything, she wouldn't have to do stupid sh#t like biting strangers just to get her name on a blog.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Tila supposedly make a dog video or two? We may not want to rule out rabies.
ReplyDeleteThat story is too weird not to be true. Who is so poor they have to live off of stolen Milky Ways. I remember someone from my high school got a friend request from her when she was the MySpace queen.
ReplyDeleteCheesegrater, your on fire today thanks for the laughs :)
ReplyDeleteMy adopted niece was sooo proud of the fact Tila Tequila was her nickname. I told her one day she would understand why I said it was not a good thing. Hopefully she realizes Auntie was right!😉
ReplyDeleteIsn’t she the one who tried to get all sexy on cam and fell over in an armchair?
ReplyDeleteNooo, you guys that's a famous reddit story that people copy and paste. The joke is on anyone who has never read it before but all you do is copy/paste and change the celebrity's name. First time I read it was for Ryan Gosling.
ReplyDeleteI recognized it at the hand-snapping and by the time we got to the candy bars it was old hat.
That is not a true story, it is a reddit celebrity copy pasta joke.