Wednesday, March 20, 2019

Blind Item #4

The demands at each stop were ignored, but no one at any of the networks could believe the rider length sent along by the people of this foreign born A-/B+ list list actress. It compared to what an entire A list band would want for an entire day and night rather than a five minute television appearance.


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  1. Anonymous7:31 AM

    Priyanka Chopra?

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  2. Priyanka Chopra at The View

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  3. Lol wow, marrying a Jo bro makes her think she’s royalty? Get over yourself πŸ˜‚

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  4. She needs to chill. She’s not that big a star.

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  5. Is anyone interested in her?

    Shouldn't she be paying THEM for free publicity?

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  6. What is she promoting?? Tells you how bad the view is.

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  7. Man, Piggy’s gonna be so pissed that no one gave her free stuff and now she may have to *buy* food

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  8. Enty finally downgraded her, but there's still plenty more downgrades to go.

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  9. narcissist bitch.

    i love reading those riders. really tells you what people think of themselves.

    i'd be like, um, some Powerade Zero grape and some Muscle Milk non-dairy protein drink. thank you!

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  10. Apparently someone watches when this broad is on tv.

    Sure isn't me.

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  11. That would be a good question for Enty to ask...

    If you were famous, what would your reasonable Rider requests be?
    If you were famous, what would your outrageous Rider demands be?

    1. Tacos (probably chicken because it’s not that expensive) with avocados, a 6 pack of Coca Cola, and a vanilla milkshake.

    2. Same as above but the tacos would have steak, chicken and shrimp varieties, and I’d want 13 of those Glade candles (the Creamy Custard/Blushing Apple ones).

    I don’t think I’d make a very good diva.

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    1. For a few minutes on TV? A bottle of water and gum.

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    2. Oh my God, I would be a MASSIVE pain-in-the-ass...

      First of all, my Rider would read like a restraining order (hey, I can’t focus when stalkers are around).

      And then every time I get a fucking death threat, I’d make them take it seriously and lock the person who sent it up (like, IRL I’ve had people send me hints that if I ever dare set foot in London they’d have me killed and make it look like a terrorist attack WTF).

      Then THEN I’d take advantage of the resources to find me the rare meds I get prescribed for my chronic illness (they’re always out-of-stalk in Indonesia).

      I’d be nice to people tho. So maybe I’ll be a nice demanding diva.

      No wonder nobody hires me. LOL.

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  12. My rider requires cold drinks and clearly marked escape routes.

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  13. There is always the possibility that this b!tch is batsh!t f*cking crazy, she did marry a Jonas brother after all. Had she been misled about how big they actually were?

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  14. How much longer until a sex tape leaks out, whether it be between the two of them or with other people?

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  15. speaking of marrying a Jonas brother - Sophie Turner was chugging back a glass of wine at an NHL game last night. she obviously likes sports (which is cool) but come on Sansa. public intoxication is not good. you ARE Lady of Winterfell (for now).

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  16. I'd like coffee with cream. Vodka and red wine (whether I consume it or not). Cheese sticks, bottled water, hard-boiled eggs and triscuits.

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    1. Just Googled “triscuits” and am very dissapointed to learn that they are NOT in fact triple-decker Oreos. Boo. πŸ‘ŽπŸΌπŸ‘ŽπŸΌ

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  17. Oh, and a psychiatrist and masseuse. I suffer from stage fright. ;)

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    1. Psychiatrist = Can of Beer, M.D. 🍺

      5% alcohol should loosen you up enough without totally intoxicating you to teh point of not being able to to perform.

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  18. Scandi,hope you get your rider!

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    1. Thank you, GentleBreeze! πŸ’›

      Oh and I also want the triple-Oreos (because fame’s gotten to my head already and I’m a greedy little shit). πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  19. Brayson is a genius. Pryankra didn't know the level of the Jonas cachet. She misjudged to her detriment rather than to her betterment. That's the type of stuff that happens between two people marrying out of their established culture. What one thinks is normal in the other is often not in the partner's culture.

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    1. I wonder why Nutmeg didn't hip her to dodge that epic fail of a decision.

      I did not know who she was but saw those Quantico billboards around LA & thought she was gorgeous.

      Jonas not on brand for her at all. This marriage makes the rumors of her b3sd attitude, cheating & bearding very believable. A Jonas Bros?? Ewe. Girl, no.

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