And Florida man didn’t need to bring a grenade to Taco Bell, if he waited a few minutes after eating their food, he’d be crapping his very own grenades 🤮
Actually there are weirdos EVERYWHERE, but Florida has something called the Sunshine Law that gives the public *very* open access to public records.
This includes government meetings minutes, documents, and all arrest reports from sheriff's offices and police departments. Super awesome for journalists in Florida. Crazy stories sell papers/get page views. Journalists in other states don't have that free liberty to all documents like they do in Florida.
Hence, all the wild stories from Florida because we allow you to see our crazies. Other states like to keep their crazies hidden. (=
Yep Glue. Sunshine laws are good, and bad. If you’re lucky and get an exemption, your home address, vehicle info, etc, isn’t available to the public. I guess it doesn’t keep dumb criminal exploits hidden though. Every sheriff’s office has their website and mugshots. Fun reading! They used to have a “BOLO” magazine for sale at the gas stations, if you wanted to check out who was wanted and for what. And of course “wheel of fugitives”!
Personally I think the two worst and weirdest states with the craziest people are Ohio and Pennsylvania. And throw in Louisiana as well. But to each their own. Hopefully if the word gets out that Florida is full of crazies, the thousands of people moving in each day, will turn right back around and go home. 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
Hope y’all realize that you just published your birthdays, or at least those of you who ised the real ones. Hope you are less gullible with fraudsters.
@Brayson Tucson is the coolest city. I can't speak for Phoenix and the surrounding metroplex. Most of the stupid crap that happens in AZ seems to come from there.
On May 26, 2012, a nude assailant, Rudy Eugene, attacked and maimed Ronald Poppo, a homeless man, on the MacArthur Causewayin Miami, Florida, making headlines worldwide. During the 18-minute filmed encounter, Eugene accused Poppo of stealing his Bible, beat him unconscious, removed Poppo's pants, and bit off most of Poppo's face above the beard (including his left eye), leaving him blind in both eyes.[1] As a result of the incident's shocking nature and subsequent worldwide media coverage, Eugene came to be dubbed the "Miami Zombie" and the "Causeway Cannibal"
'Florida Man Attacked By Neighborhood Squirrel Who Has Residents On High Alert' Gotta admit it's kinda funny, but I still wanna defend my adopted state of over 40 years. I agree with the Sunshine Law part of our infamy. Also, y'all keep moving down here!
Florida man loses pants in burglery.......Police in Florida need help identifying a “not-so-smooth criminal” who used a fire extinguisher to make a hole in the wall at a Lakeland Hyundai dealership.
Either the hole wasn’t big enough or he just was ill-prepared to climb through it. He spent more than a minute trying to illegally maneuver his way inside the business lossing his pants in the process.
A 21-year old man was rushed to the hospital after almost completing the 10th day of Destroy Dick December and died several hours later of a heart attack when he was trying to fap for the last time.
Or Florida woman, they're classic too.
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ReplyDeleteAlso my birthday!
DeleteFlorida man wrecks liquor store, blames it on caterpillar
ReplyDeleteThis is my favorite. Damn caterpillars 🐛
DeleteI bet it was an orangedog caterpillar lol
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ReplyDeleteI was pleasantly surprised by mine.
Florida man high on flakka has sex with tree and calls himself Thor.
ReplyDeleteOops! Florida man tells police to search his dashcam footage, forgetting it will incriminate him in burglary
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteFlorida man claiming people were"eating his brains"leads police on insane golf course chase
2nd was= man arrested for throwing toilet through school board building window, arrested while sitting on another🚽
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ReplyDeleteIt doesn't work when you put Sept. 11th as your Bday.
ReplyDeleteSquirrel attacks Florida man, rodent was raised by neighbor
ReplyDeleteMy birthday too! Scorpios baby
DeleteOr I guess this could’ve happened more than once who knows it’s Florida am I rite
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ReplyDeleteTampa man shoots, kills girlfriend and her 10-year-old son after fight over football game
ReplyDeleteNosey-- perhaps try florida man september 11, 2018
ReplyDeleteFlorida man sent back to jail after not paying for taxi ride home from jail
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Florida man arrested for attempted striptease at restaurant
ReplyDelete(today) March 21st - Florida Man steals Wendy Williams brain!
ReplyDeleteHappy burfday!
DeleteFlorida man finds WW2 hand grenade, brings it with him to Taco Bell.
ReplyDeleteLeave Florida ALOOOOOOOONE
And Florida man didn’t need to bring a grenade to Taco Bell, if he waited a few minutes after eating their food, he’d be crapping his very own grenades 🤮
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂 NOSEY!!!!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂 FARMGIRL!!!!
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Baltic Salt...we have the same birthday!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!!! 🎈 🎂🎉🎂 🎈
ReplyDelete@Jennifer - Thanks, but it's not really my Bday. (also NOT 9/11)
ReplyDeleteFlorida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor.
ReplyDeleteLMAO-why is FL so full of weirdos?
Are we really three people on here that has birthdays on Nov 10? Or has this happened many times 😐
DeleteHappy Birthday Tinman, I had a birthday yesterday as well!
ReplyDeletetinydancer61 you are March 20 too? Happy birthday!
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@Katrina, I could respect it if he shot the ice cream machine and said, "No, now it's broken." They pull that fake broken machine sh!t all the time 😅
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ReplyDeleteActually there are weirdos EVERYWHERE, but Florida has something called the Sunshine Law that gives the public *very* open access to public records.
This includes government meetings minutes, documents, and all arrest reports from sheriff's offices and police departments. Super awesome for journalists in Florida. Crazy stories sell papers/get page views. Journalists in other states don't have that free liberty to all documents like they do in Florida.
Hence, all the wild stories from Florida because we allow you to see our crazies. Other states like to keep their crazies hidden. (=
Yep Glue. Sunshine laws are good, and bad. If you’re lucky and get an exemption, your home address, vehicle info, etc, isn’t available to the public. I guess it doesn’t keep dumb criminal exploits hidden though. Every sheriff’s office has their website and mugshots. Fun reading! They used to have a “BOLO” magazine for sale at the gas stations, if you wanted to check out who was wanted and for what. And of course “wheel of fugitives”!
DeletePersonally I think the two worst and weirdest states with the craziest people are Ohio and Pennsylvania. And throw in Louisiana as well. But to each their own. Hopefully if the word gets out that Florida is full of crazies, the thousands of people moving in each day, will turn right back around and go home. 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
ReplyDeleteFlorida and Arizona, both places people go to either (1)hide or (2) die.
Yuck. We should give both to Mexico.
Even a TRADE FOR Mexico would be better.
"Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking lot"
ReplyDeleteLMAO I hope he was going BAWK-BAWK while he did it.
Florida man shot at roommate over cat hair on couch. (Why not shoot the cat? Because, Florida)
ReplyDelete@rosie you break my heart. I'm from AZ and it's a lovely place. At least Tucson was.
ReplyDeleteI apologize Mozart. My parents have a lovely vacation place in Arizona, Wickenburg I think.
DeleteI'll stick with just Florida from now on xoxo
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/03/21/florida-man-birthday-why-google-search-challenge-has-gone-viral/3235270002/
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ReplyDelete@Rosie and Mozart, I always heard Arizona was cool 😯
ReplyDeleteHope y’all realize that you just published your birthdays, or at least those of you who ised the real ones. Hope you are less gullible with fraudsters.
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ReplyDeleteDid Florida man did an underground tunnel to rob a bank?
ReplyDeleteDig! Sorry, cracked screen
ReplyDeleteMay 11: FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED AFTER HIDING LEGLESS, FUGITIVE GIRLFRIEND IN STORAGE BIN, DEPUTIES SAY
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ReplyDelete@Brayson Tucson is the coolest city. I can't speak for Phoenix and the surrounding metroplex. Most of the stupid crap that happens in AZ seems to come from there.
ReplyDeleteOn May 26, 2012, a nude assailant, Rudy Eugene, attacked and maimed Ronald Poppo, a homeless man, on the MacArthur Causewayin Miami, Florida, making headlines worldwide. During the 18-minute filmed encounter, Eugene accused Poppo of stealing his Bible, beat him unconscious, removed Poppo's pants, and bit off most of Poppo's face above the beard (including his left eye), leaving him blind in both eyes.[1] As a result of the incident's shocking nature and subsequent worldwide media coverage, Eugene came to be dubbed the "Miami Zombie" and the "Causeway Cannibal"
ReplyDeleteNow isn't that something!!
"Florida man makes beer run with gator in hand"....seems appropriate
ReplyDelete"Florida Man Dials 911 and Demands Ride Home "To Change His Underwear"
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Aside from retirees, cannot see much in common between AZ and FL.
awww no hard feelings @rosie! <3
ReplyDelete"Cops: Florida man stole footlong sandwich in his pants"
ReplyDeleteFlorida man, 33, power as housewife to lure men into home where he'd secretly film sex acts for web, cops say
ReplyDeleteFlorida idiot plans to tie himself to post during Hurricane Irma
ReplyDeleteSick twisted mother fucker! Florida man burns raccoon live for eating mangos!
ReplyDeleteThat bastard will burn in Hell!
Posed, not power. Stupid autocorrect.
ReplyDeleteMan tries to rob Krispy Kreme of doughnuts. I tried googling my birth year but nothing came up.
ReplyDelete4 Feb 2019;
ReplyDeleteFlorida Woman Arrested For Throwing Frozen Pork Chop At Her Boyfriend
4 Feb 2019:
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ReplyDeleteFlorida man tells jury he dismembered dad’s body, fearing blame for death.
ReplyDeleteFlorida Man With No Arms Charged With Stabbing Man With Scissors
ReplyDeleteBella ftw!!!
Florida man charged with setting woman on fire after dispute.
ReplyDeleteFlorida woman trades sex act for $5 and Pringles.
ReplyDeleteFlorida Man Arrested By Police After Demanding Cash and Donuts From Krispy Kreme.
ReplyDeleteMan, I could not make this stuff up. Viva Florida!
Hot sauce saves Florida man after car crashes into Taco Bell
ReplyDeleteFlorida man sits fire to raccoon for eating his mangoes. Yikes!!
ReplyDelete'Florida Man Attacked By Neighborhood Squirrel Who Has Residents On High Alert' Gotta admit it's kinda funny, but I still wanna defend my adopted state of over 40 years.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the Sunshine Law part of our infamy. Also, y'all keep moving down here!
Florida man tries to buy McDonald's with a bag of weed. Sounds about right. Yay Florida!
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Florida man loses pants in burglery.......Police in Florida need help identifying a “not-so-smooth criminal” who used a fire extinguisher to make a hole in the wall at a Lakeland Hyundai dealership.
ReplyDeleteEither the hole wasn’t big enough or he just was ill-prepared to climb through it. He spent more than a minute trying to illegally maneuver his way inside the business lossing his pants in the process.
There is even a store video of this one.
"A Florida Man let it all hang out at a strip club, dancer says. He wasn’t part of the act"
ReplyDeleteTHATS IT. I’m filtering Florida men out of my dating site search results.
ReplyDelete"Couple found dead on railroad tracks in suicide pact."
ReplyDeleteA 21-year old man was rushed to the hospital after almost completing the 10th day of Destroy Dick December and died several hours later of a heart attack when he was trying to fap for the last time.
ReplyDeleteFlorida man accused of stabbing woman over under-cooked potato
ReplyDeleteFlorida man pleads guilty to mailing bombs to Trump foes
ReplyDeleteHonestly I feel like this one could be from any state.
Hey Cee Kay, we share the same birthday!
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