Apparently in the world of this former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort, Ariel was a two pack a day smoker for fifteen years with a dry raspy voice who looked 50. Does the actress really think she is right for the role? That producers would take a chance on her for a LIVE performance?
Lindsay would be playing herself so yeah
ReplyDeleteLILO, the human garbage disposal machine!
ReplyDeletewhat? lol
ReplyDeleteOH okay i get it.
ReplyDelete+10000 Lindsay
ReplyDeleteShe will never get it, if she wants to get back into acting. Take small indie roles. Prove yourself slowly. You don't just get to jump in and take the lead of an iconic character on a 100 million budget.
ReplyDeleteI think she would make a good character actor. She has the life experience now. It can't be 2004 forever.
Her delusion is cute.
ReplyDeleteI dunno if Lea Michele is any better, but she sure isn't worse.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't even a blind. Enty is looking like just another social media troll.
ReplyDeleteI thought the same thing.
DeleteMaybe she could play Oscar in Sesame Street Live. No makeup needed.
ReplyDeleteLindsay is Ariel piece of work if she thinks this part was Mermade for her.
ReplyDeleteIt's hooker/stripper voice. As mysterious in origin as the gay lisp, when you hear it you know it.
ReplyDeletehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_male_speech
Oh Blohan, what are you up to this time?
ReplyDeleteDid anyone else picture Lilo doing the classic Ariel pose on the rock, in the fishtail, with a cigarette stuck on her lip, rasping out, "Part of Your World?"
ReplyDeleteSometimes you age out of a part...if she wants a musical, she should try Cabaret or Chicago
@Vita - that's actually a good call. she'd be pretty good in both of those.
ReplyDeleteShe could play a sidewalk in Urinetown.
ReplyDeleteLohan as Ariel?! The Little Mermaid? OMG. That makes me LOL!
ReplyDeleteMaybe Lilo wants to be Ariel so someone will drown her?
ReplyDeleteWhy not? She's a redhead, and all Disney stories are fucked-up anyway, so...
ReplyDelete@Virginia sad but true. And, wasn't Disney who fucked her up to begin with due to casting her in The Parent Trap?
ReplyDeleteMaybe a porn parody LL is the Little Meranalaid
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
ReplyDeleteGreat blind item.
She is more suited to play the role of “Ursula the sea witch”. I can imagine her singing “poor unfortunate souls”.
ReplyDeleteWho plays the guy? Shia Lebouf, Cory Feldman?
ReplyDeleteJust Doooooo Ittttt little MerLo... Or is it SHE will not divide Us under the sea?! Lol! Insanity! Haha!
DeleteVita: if Lilo wants a musical it should be "Sweet Charity." LOL at the thought of her playing Ariel. Lindsey, if you're reading this, we're laughing with you, hon.
ReplyDeleteBekH, very good!
ReplyDeleteStop the hate. She's auditioning for work.
ReplyDeleteSome people want to improve their lives.
Be safe and happy. Sending out good thoughts 2 you.
Or Tara Reid
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ReplyDeletethat twisted cunt told people leave harvey alone then she went on live stream and threatened to kidnap strangers kids
ReplyDeletein my country Lindsay Lohan is what we call a slapper
We see so many stories of the pedophiles that plague Hollywood and Lindsey's parents basically sold her into it. I dont this she deserves all the hate in the comments that people are giving her. Yeah shes fucked up but how great would we all have turned out had her parents been ours. Show some empathy sheesh.
ReplyDeleteMany have, and either messed up, learned and rose above....or decided they wanted to live a life worth living, and not live a life headed for certain death or wanting to die. At what point does PERSONAL Responsibility come in to play?? With all her connections and off & on money, you'd think she'd want to get the help she needs a D say enough is enough There comes a time when teenage nonsense isn't acceptable anymore and it's time to grow up. No more excuses, no more pointing the finger, unless it's inward. I'm a very strong believer in facing truth, growing up, and taking responsibility. It's a hard pill to swallow, but considering all the other shit she's stuffed down her throat, I think she can handle it, and should face it. Here's a great quote I used to repeat to my adult clients when I worked in a detox and the women would want to leave as soon as they fell better....the same women who when sick wanted nothing more than the children they lost custody of, & also was selling their own bodies for an absurd amount of like $10 for "lip service"... Get busy living or get busy dying. And, I'd promptly remind them of their situation in real life, no sugar coating... You're in paper slippers, no coat, scrubs, no money, no phone.. How long before your face is in an old man's nasty stinky crotch for a ten dollar bill? It QUICKLY brought them back to reality. It's possible to come back from any type of addiction, I've seen it myself. I've even been close to it myself, long ago. Thankfully I made friends with people who pulled me up on my shit and forced me to take personal responsibility, bc blaming everything else around you, will get you what u always got. I hope she's busy living bc its bad out there and people are dying, lots of people.
DeleteScorpio: read btw the lines (of my post at least). I've never been anti-Lindsey. She means well. Ariel's not the right part, and somewhere, she knows it. I don't think she's gone past the point of no return, but she can't keep doing stunts. She's gotta get serious.
ReplyDeleteYou mean mermaids don't smoke?
ReplyDeleteSlimKeith - they use water bongs
ReplyDeleteLOL at bekH
ReplyDeleteEm22: Great post. I think Lindsey has several issues going on, or as they say in the "mental health community," double-trouble. Yes, you've got to want to be well, and you've got to examine what choices and motivations got you where you are, and weigh those against where you want to be. Depression is a horrific struggle, even with meds. Meds don't cure it, psychotherapy doesn't cure it, nor does ECT. It takes time, and sometimes, it just flips - like a switch. Thank God.
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