Saturday, April 13, 2019

Blind Item #7

At a Starbucks close to where artists check in to Coachella, this musician from a band that uses an article in their name offered up a wristband to a group of barely old enough to drink women. All they had to do was join him in a van parked in the parking lot. One of them said yes and emerged 20 minutes later with a backstage wristband.


24 comments:

  1. Rockstar books up with legal age groupie. Not even remotely shocking.

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  2. Hooks up. And auto correct changes a real word four times.

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  3. as long as there was no rape or violence, *shrug*

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  4. So now "barely old enough to drink" is a thing?

    At what age do we treat women as adults, responsible for their decisions?

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  5. Saw a pack of teen groupies there with this sign: 'Will fuck for sex'. Children are our future, you know.

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  6. Here is the "the" possibilities:

    The Floozies
    The Frights
    The 1975
    The Funk Hunters
    The Garden
    The Interrupters
    The Messthetics
    The Red Pears

    Dont know any of these, but Going from photos alone, the Garden gets my vote

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  7. If this was the year 1975 and not the band,it would be a 15 year old girl,quaaludes, a bottle of Boones Farm,and all she got was the clap.

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  8. Quid pro quo offer to a legal group of girls, one of whom accepted. Not real classy on either end, but probably one of the more courteous dynamics that happened last night.

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  9. Guesser-- in case you missed my answer for blind #6

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8bw2X1oq_js

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  10. One of my favorite bands and its ok if they are over 18 snd say Hell Yeah!

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  11. This is literally the first reason kids join a band. You get a rider to ride her.

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  12. Barely old enough to drink??? So, at least 21yo? Shocking!!

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  13. 20 for each girl or 20 minutes total?

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  14. @Vita,I swear I didn't see it until,now!😂👏 is it making a comeback?

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  15. No clue, it's just the "catchiest" stds I know, lol! Happy you laughed!😂

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  16. Guesser: Yep. I fucked a rock star, and all I got was a shot in each ass cheek.

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  17. Well, Donna...I can't help but butt in and ask...which rock star?😁

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  18. Lol Donna. And yea give us all the naughty details!

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  19. @Donna,send in a blind!

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  20. Slutty (on both ends) but far from illegal and not very interesting, honestly.

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