April 16, 2019
Honestly, at this point, it wouldn't shock me to see this Housewife roll around in poison ivy to get a rash and then claim her maid had eaten fish before she changed the linens in the Housewife's bed. Any inflammation is going to come with some kind of story. It could never be a reaction from any kind of botox right? Wait until she finds out her favorite perfume has ambergris in it. She can probably get a whole season out of that.
Bethenny Frankel
Honestly, at this point, it wouldn't shock me to see this Housewife roll around in poison ivy to get a rash and then claim her maid had eaten fish before she changed the linens in the Housewife's bed. Any inflammation is going to come with some kind of story. It could never be a reaction from any kind of botox right? Wait until she finds out her favorite perfume has ambergris in it. She can probably get a whole season out of that.
Bethenny Frankel
Skeletor ass
ReplyDeleteDoes she or doesn't she have a seafood allergy? It can be deadly, so I wouldn't want her to die or anything. But reality stars taking illness isn't new.
ReplyDeleteAmbergris is from a whale which is a mammal so no worries about perfume that contains it.
ReplyDeleteThe shellfish allergy is caused by a specific crustacean protein, tropomyosin.
Don't know anything about Frankel because I have never seen the Housewife program.
All I know about her (from my past addiction to gossip rags) is she's a Housewife who made Skinny Girl vodka or some such thing. They were always posting pictures of her promoting it. They never made it clear whether or not Skinny Girl was geared towards dieting alcoholics.
DeleteShe was at a seafood party this season and was fine....... god if she keeps talking about her “engagement” to Dennis I’m gonna lose my mind....
ReplyDeleteI've never even seen the show and I can't stand her ass.
ReplyDeleteAmbergris is whale vomit and used to be in lots of perfumes. Even though whales are mammals the vomit is fish!
ReplyDeleteIn the previews for next week's episode, she has a meltdown at a restaurant. My boss was having a dinner 2 tables over. He said they took at least 5 takes.
ReplyDeleteI'm getting a big ol' kick out of Barbara the Builder sending Ramona into a gay-panic spiral and not even Bethenny can ruin this joy. They all want to keep gay men as pets, but Ramona is petrified of a (rumored) lesbian.
ReplyDeleteNatural ambergris hasn't been used in perfume in a looooong time. IIRC there are one or two very expensive houses that still use it, but in 99.99% of all fragrances, it's synthetic.
ReplyDeleteShe has a fin fish allergy, not shellfish. My son is allergic to shrimp but can eat any other fish or shellfish.
ReplyDelete@Weekittylass, thank-you for the clarification. I thought this woman had a seafood (shellfish) allergy.
ReplyDeleteBekH-- that is classic! I love knowing that kind of stuff!
ReplyDeleteBekH-- that is classic! I love knowing that kind of stuff!
ReplyDeleteI thought ambergris was whale shit. As seen in Bob's Burgers.
ReplyDeleteOnly thing I know about this woman is she used to have a madass chin.
Jesus, when is this site going to learn that we don't give a shit about the Housewives from xxxxx...they are not celebrities.
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