Apparently when your relationship is based on a drunken affair, things have a way of not working out. It wouldn't be the first and probably won't be the last drunken affair that this former reality star turned A list singer is involved in.
I don't think I can name a single Miranda Lambert song or pick her out of a line-up of (I assume) blonde country singers yet I know all about her hooring.
One of the kneepads had an article saying her marriage is over. Miranda gave an interview saying the story was false. I also read in the comments section on DM (from a Nashville resident) that the Nashville news is Miranda was drunk and hanging off some guy she picked up in a bar last week. So this marriage went bad in record time.
It seems like she only likes men who are married or in a relationship. Blake was married when they met, and this guy was in a relationship when they met. Once she gets the guy, the chase is over and she gets bored.
Is there any way we could get her to steal Carrie Underwood's husband? Tell me a Miranda Lambert/Mike Fisher relationship wouldn't unleash all kinds of epic country songs. I mean he'd really knock her block off, I mean socks off. ;)
@TheBPlot I think you nailed it. Miranda's bad choices often originate at the bottom of a glass. Rehab for the drinking and therapy to find out why she only targets married men. Her behavior has definitely hurt her career.
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ReplyDeleteShe's a living, breathing, country song. Talk about dedication to your craft!
ReplyDeletelol . Just throw in a dead horse and a Red pick up
DeleteI don't think I can name a single Miranda Lambert song or pick her out of a line-up of (I assume) blonde country singers yet I know all about her hooring.
ReplyDeleteMore song material for Miranda! She was very seeet when I met her and I love that she rescues dogs
ReplyDeleteDrunk or not, at her age the hormones are in overdrive demanding babymaking. Clouds all judgment.
ReplyDeleteOne of the kneepads had an article saying her marriage is over. Miranda gave an interview saying the story was false. I also read in the comments section on DM (from a Nashville resident) that the Nashville news is Miranda was drunk and hanging off some guy she picked up in a bar last week. So this marriage went bad in record time.
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ReplyDelete@orangesoda she's the one whose features are all crowded on the bottom half of her face. Easy to spot in a lineup.
ReplyDeleteHey! 'gunpowder and lead' is one of the best country songs ever. A proper country act.
ReplyDeleteThis girl needs some serious therapy to get down to the real issues of why TF she so messy
ReplyDelete@orangesoda - Was that a tip o' the hat to Cloris Leachman? If so..... tip o' my hat to yoo.
ReplyDeleteIt seems like she only likes men who are married or in a relationship. Blake was married when they met, and this guy was in a relationship when they met. Once she gets the guy, the chase is over and she gets bored.
ReplyDeleteHer cop hubby looks 13 years old. And his relationship track record is equally as bad as hers. What a pair.
ReplyDeleteIs there any way we could get her to steal Carrie Underwood's husband? Tell me a Miranda Lambert/Mike Fisher relationship wouldn't unleash all kinds of epic country songs. I mean he'd really knock her block off, I mean socks off. ;)
ReplyDeleteGreat idea @Brayson! Hell I could even write country songs based on a Lambert/Fisher relationship!
ReplyDeleteMiranda started out on reality TV?
ReplyDeleteLove these comments!😍
ReplyDeleteShe has the bloated, dry face of a drunk.
ReplyDelete@TheBPlot I think you nailed it. Miranda's bad choices often originate at the bottom of a glass. Rehab for the drinking and therapy to find out why she only targets married men. Her behavior has definitely hurt her career.
ReplyDeleteKrissie said...
ReplyDeleteMiranda started out on reality TV?
Krissie-- she came in third on the first season of Nashville Star. I hated her then and I hate her now (musically speaking).
Miranda is awesome. Great music. Unknown you have bad taste.
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