Apparently there are some recordings made during a meeting where this former A+ list mostly movie actress is openly discussing how much the company can charge people for the products she sells which are essentially worthless.
She should have stuck to conducting business in two-party consent states. Whoever made the recording probably would be ostracized everywhere else as who wants someone like that inside their business.
From dlistd: One of the questions I get asked the most by hos (besides, “Who do I talk to in order to have you committed for an infinite amount of time?”) is how the nickname Fishsticks Paltrow was born? I always direct them to Ted Casablanca who pulled Gwyneth Paltrow out of a freezer burned Gorton’s box many years ago and gave her the nickname of Fishsticks, because as he puts it she’s “cold, much too thin and overly white-breaded.” It stuck with me for those very reasons, and because I have a feeling that her words would go down easier if they were coated with tartar sauce.
Oh yes please! Please have those recordings released! Gwyneth's goop needs to go down. But who buys something totally over priced just because a celebrity endorses it? Oh...
Thanks, lizness! I knew that name came from Ted, but didn't know the hilarious explanation!
I like to imagine that sometimes, even if just by conference call or text, there is a Tea Party that occurs between Enty, Michael K. and Ted. It would be endlessly entertaining!
A fool and their money are soon parted. Celebrity endorsed crap is something I steer clear of. I’ll buy the cheap shit and keep my money, thanks very much.
Astra-- That opossum scares the bejeepers out of me every time it catches my eye, lol! There was one on my sister's porch one night that looked just like that when it hissed at me and almost made me faint! Afterall, you never know if they're rabid or carry something like, oh, I don't know...toxoplasmosis?!?😉 that is all.
Gwyneth
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ReplyDeleteLol @ buying anything from a celebrity brand.
ReplyDeleteGoop?
ReplyDeleteGwnyeth Paltrow. She personally can't believe all that craziness she sells. Instead of Goop she should call it Oil of Snake.
ReplyDeleteGwenyth and Goop
ReplyDeleteAll of them
ReplyDelete@Donna — hah!! Isn’t Fish Stick what Ted Casablanca used to cal Goopy?? He was awesome! Wonder what he’s up to nowadays.
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ReplyDeleteI forgot about her fish stick nickname. lol
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ReplyDeleteJessica Alba and her Honest products
ReplyDeleteGooper and her pooper (read shitty) products.
ReplyDeleteSo what. Her customers are idiots, they made their decisions.
ReplyDeletehow did she get the nickname fish stick?
ReplyDeleteThey're all FOS and they don't care who they rip off
ReplyDeleteI don't buy anything they are selling
I want to hear it, she is insufferable
ReplyDeleteAnd in other breaking news, WATER IS WET!
ReplyDeletekelli I love Ted Casablanca. I miss him.
ReplyDeleteIf you hear how he is, let me know.
@squirrelmistress — I believe Ted Casablanca coined the term because she was (is) long, skinny and cold.
ReplyDeleteI always liked Goopy's mom, Blythe Danner. She always seemed salt of the earth. She is also way more beautiful than Goopy imo.
ReplyDeleteGoopy is overrated as an actor, and seems like a con artist.
What happened.
She should have stuck to conducting business in two-party consent states. Whoever made the recording probably would be ostracized everywhere else as who wants someone like that inside their business.
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ReplyDeleteOne of the questions I get asked the most by hos (besides, “Who do I talk to in order to have you committed for an infinite amount of time?”) is how the nickname Fishsticks Paltrow was born? I always direct them to Ted Casablanca who pulled Gwyneth Paltrow out of a freezer burned Gorton’s box many years ago and gave her the nickname of Fishsticks, because as he puts it she’s “cold, much too thin and overly white-breaded.” It stuck with me for those very reasons, and because I have a feeling that her words would go down easier if they were coated with tartar sauce.
Where the nickname comes from
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ReplyDeletehttps://www.tedcasablanca.com/
ReplyDeleteOh yes please! Please have those recordings released! Gwyneth's goop needs to go down. But who buys something totally over priced just because a celebrity endorses it? Oh...
ReplyDeleteThanks, lizness! I knew that name came from Ted, but didn't know the hilarious explanation!
ReplyDeleteI like to imagine that sometimes, even if just by conference call or text, there is a Tea Party that occurs between Enty, Michael K. and Ted. It would be endlessly entertaining!
So GP was doing the same exact thing every business owner in history has done?? 🙀
ReplyDeleteThank you @Lizness 🙏🏻
ReplyDeleteA fool and their money are soon parted. Celebrity endorsed crap is something I steer clear of. I’ll buy the cheap shit and keep my money, thanks very much.
ReplyDeleteAstra-- That opossum scares the bejeepers out of me every time it catches my eye, lol! There was one on my sister's porch one night that looked just like that when it hissed at me and almost made me faint! Afterall, you never know if they're rabid or carry something like, oh, I don't know...toxoplasmosis?!?😉 that is all.
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