Sandybrookx you see the pix of her flat ass in the costume? Horrible. Then there is a photo shop of swapping her hindquarters with Spiderman, and i started to understand why the gays love him so much.
Superhero or actor/actress who portrays said hero? Because that would make a difference. Some of the characters leave me cold, but the actors- yes please.
Hawkeye, specifically the Matt Fraction Comic Book version, but I'll take the MCU one. Evans and Sebastian Stan if I had to pick an actor who plays a superhero.
Cap
ReplyDeleteDid Justin Theroux ever play one? THAT one!
ReplyDeleteFelicia Hardy, The Black Cat.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that would be a good one. Though I'm a SpiderGwen fan.
DeleteI don't know whether she has superpowers, but that stern brunette who works for Nick Fury is hot.
ReplyDeleteMaria Hill, she takes over SHIELD
Delete@J She would make a great dominatrix.
DeleteBrie Larsen/Captain Marvel
ReplyDeleteSandybrookx you see the pix of her flat ass in the costume? Horrible. Then there is a photo shop of swapping her hindquarters with Spiderman, and i started to understand why the gays love him so much.
DeleteElastgirl.
ReplyDeleteOhhh tough one. Henry Cavill's Superman (which Is herpes free) or Christian Bale's Batman. Meh. Character wise though I have to go with Batman.
ReplyDeleteHero? OG Batgirl from the 1/2 hr show. Full costume, then I use a scissor to access the fun parts.
ReplyDeleteVillain? Michelle Pfeiffer Catwoman. Would love to give her a cat bath, and that mouth...mmmmmmm.
Catwoman is a hero. Julie Newmar and Eartha Kitt thrown in with Pfeiffer and Hathaway. The meow the merrier.
DeleteWonder Woman
ReplyDeleteNikolas Sarkozy for President, Oliver for the brother?
ReplyDeleteSuperhero or actor/actress who portrays said hero? Because that would make a difference. Some of the characters leave me cold, but the actors- yes please.
ReplyDeleteDeadpool
ReplyDeleteOnly one answer. Superman as portrayed by Henry.
ReplyDeleteAQUAMAN. I haven't seen the movie but god DAMN he is sexy AF!
ReplyDeleteIt was awful I have stopped watching it three times. Aquaman is basically a villain. "Permission to come aboard" made me want to blow my brains out.
DeleteI liked Aquaman, but he did have a few ridiculous Fabio moments.
DeleteHe's a gorgeous man tho
Talking of superheroes, is anyone else watching The Boys? It's fucking amazing. And I don't like superhero shit normally.
ReplyDeleteJack Quaid reminds me of the Deadwood Bartender. Not Dirty Dan Dority, but Johnny Burns.
DeleteElastigirl. She would be "Incredible" in bed.
ReplyDeleteBatman! Bale or Affleck. I'm not picky.
ReplyDeleteCharacter: Iron Man
ReplyDeleteActor playing a character: Chris Evans as Cap
Captain Marvel
ReplyDeleteYeah, Maria. I'll take a slice of that please.
ReplyDeleteMystique, with Rebecca Romijn as her base form, but since she can change into any person she wants to...
ReplyDeleteCaptain America because that' is America's Ass. Infinity War Cap? Come to mama.
ReplyDeleteCaptain America, every time. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
ReplyDeleteBlack canary. The 40s version in the cocktail waitress outfit.
ReplyDelete+1 Florin
ReplyDeleteThat shapeshifter ability sounds fun ...
Captain Marvel and Wonderwoman.
ReplyDeleteI'd consider Aquaman if his wife was there
Michele pfeiffer cat woman in her prime. All damn day son.
ReplyDeleteNot worried about flat ass. Ain't tossing salad
ReplyDeletebig bad boy Thor or Henry Cavill wrapped in condoms. dream sandwich...
ReplyDeleteThe precious.
ReplyDeleteBucky Barnes/Sebastian Stan in this case it's the actor and the character both, please and thank you.
ReplyDeleteHarriet Tubman the superhero. She's wasn't as masculine-of-center as I prefer, but we could have had some fun rolling in the hay.
ReplyDeleteNone! Think about it. They're all weird.
ReplyDeleteSuperman can see through clothes. No way he's not a secret freak.
The character- Johnny Storm aka Human Torch
ReplyDeleteThe actor playing a super character- Christopher Reeves as Superman
Batman when he was Bale
ReplyDeleteIronman. I love RDJ.
ReplyDeleteCate Blanchett's Hela
ReplyDeleteHmmm.... Thor/Hemsworth and WonderWoman/Gadot preferably at the same time.
ReplyDeleteArrow
ReplyDeleteBlack Widow or the comic book version of Black Canary.
ReplyDeleteJessica fn Jones. I love them drunk and trashy
ReplyDeleteWonder Woman, Fairchild or Stargirl for DC
ReplyDeleteScarlet Witch, Jean Grey or She Hulk for Marvel.
Cap, Iron Man, Bucky or Spider-Man as played by Evans, RDJ, Seb Stan & cute Tom Holland
ReplyDeleteI've seen Black Canary mentioned here a few times. I may have to go actually read some comic books and see what all the fuss is about.
ReplyDeleteHawkeye, specifically the Matt Fraction Comic Book version, but I'll take the MCU one. Evans and Sebastian Stan if I had to pick an actor who plays a superhero.
ReplyDeleteRemy LeBeau. I love a reformed bad boy, but not the guy from the movies.
ReplyDeleteThis seems like he would be fun.
Ffs Auto correct! THOR seems like he would be fun.
ReplyDeleteChristian Bale as Batman
ReplyDeleteChristian Bale as Batman
ReplyDeleteBruce Wayne but none of the actors who have portrayed him.
ReplyDeleteAquaman. Hands down. Sexiest man alive.
ReplyDeleteThor. Hemsworth is hot.
ReplyDeleteThor. “He’s a friend from work!” Cracked me up. Loved that they used an improvised line from a Make-A-Wish kid. Completely awesome!!
ReplyDeleteUgh - none of them. Maybe the invisible man, if he really, like made himself invisible - as in scarce.
ReplyDeleteAin't I a stinker?!
The Hulk (Mark Ruffalo, Edward Norton)
ReplyDeleteAgent P (aka Perry the Platypus).
ReplyDeletePhantom Lady as drawn by the incredible Matt Baker
ReplyDeletePhantom Lady as drawn by the incredible Matt Baker
ReplyDeleteBlack Panther, Aquaman, and Falcon. All in that order.
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ReplyDeleteBale or Ben Affleck as Batman. I like my men and superheroes dark.
ReplyDeleteOr Aquaman for obvious reasons.
Michael Fassbender - Magneto
ReplyDeleteSuperman, Brandon Routh & Clark Kent, Tom Welling.
ReplyDeleteChris Evans, but only because I wanna see his sex dungeon.
ReplyDeleteFor real answer = Jason Momoa.
I'm still thinking about which girl to join us.