Apparently the whiny tattooed shorthand version for Xanax that calls himself a rapper just didn't take a quick unwanted grope of a woman, he also whispered they should go f**k. I'm sure his pregnancy faking girlfriend would appreciate that.
Well, no need to guess here... Fun Fact: If you play a lil xan interview at 150% speed on youtube, he actually sounds like a normal person instead of a stroke victim. I'm serious. Try it
that cracker jack tattoo'd emo soundcloud toddler rapper needs to get kicked out of life. why ppl like that get famous is....ugh, an existential headache
I'm a old tranny who should be grateful for anything I can get (although you would be surprised how much action an old tranny can get) and even I would pass on Lil Xan. Maybe in 10 years when I'm a Granny Tranny I will trade them a pain pill for a bj...just kill me now.
So glad society killed romance, respect and chivalry, and replaced it with this! What woman doesn’t get wet when a creepy drugged out “rapper” whispers such sweet nothings into their ear? What a brave new world this is! Yayyyyy!
Lil Xan.... when you go so hard & are such a beast that your rap name is... *checks notes*...inspired by the prescription drug of choice by suburban housewives & ladies who lunch, and even a D list Cyrus family member dumps you, shit is bleak. He spits when he talks and gets white spit film in the corners of his mouth...aggggh. Where the hell are his parents?! Isn’t he a child?
It all sounds so romantic.
ReplyDeleteThe face tattoos just makes it even more romantic!
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ReplyDeleteWell, no need to guess here... Fun Fact: If you play a lil xan interview at 150% speed on youtube, he actually sounds like a normal person instead of a stroke victim. I'm serious. Try it
ReplyDeletethats Hilarious @ menace.
Deletethat cracker jack tattoo'd emo soundcloud toddler rapper needs to get kicked out of life. why ppl like that get famous is....ugh, an existential headache
ReplyDeleteI'm a old tranny who should be grateful for anything I can get (although you would be surprised how much action an old tranny can get) and even I would pass on Lil Xan. Maybe in 10 years when I'm a Granny Tranny I will trade them a pain pill for a bj...just kill me now.
ReplyDelete"I'm AN old tranny..."
DeletePlease, be careful, we grammar Nazis are everywhere.
Thank you.
Seriously lold so hard at GrannyTranny
Delete@ MissDavie Lol!
ReplyDeleteSo glad society killed romance, respect and chivalry, and replaced it with this! What woman doesn’t get wet when a creepy drugged out “rapper” whispers such sweet nothings into their ear? What a brave new world this is! Yayyyyy!
ReplyDeleteMeghan Markle is cheating with him?
ReplyDeleteWhiny Xanax rapper? Lol
ReplyDeleteGood one...
My maternal instinct wants to take a wet wipe to his face and scrub the hell out of it.
ReplyDeleteLil Xan.... when you go so hard & are such a beast that your rap name is... *checks notes*...inspired by the prescription drug of choice by suburban housewives & ladies who lunch, and even a D list Cyrus family member dumps you, shit is bleak. He spits when he talks and gets white spit film in the corners of his mouth...aggggh. Where the hell are his parents?! Isn’t he a child?
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