Any doubts that the foreign born model/wannabe actress was not going to be in demand after her long contract with the A+ list actor were squashed with her non-stop demand for the past month by various Middle Eastern and Russian oligarchs who all took her yachting.
Irina/BCoop
ReplyDeleteMommy sheik sheik sheik
DeleteLet the literal shit show commence !!!
ReplyDeleteIron Shark is hot and ready to press!
ReplyDeleteLol
DeleteThis is real #empowerment.
ReplyDeleteIt's actually not. But you're the only one who thinks it is. Weird.
DeleteShe better start a new bank account for saving if she ain't earning any money for the kids future.
ReplyDeleteThank goodness it was a contract, otherwise it would be demoralizing to see your ex and baby's mama treated liked a pass around party bottom by the world's rich and most nefarious. Did we ever get a ruling on whether the kid was his or not?
ReplyDeleteBut did she bedazzle her bunghole?
ReplyDelete@Duh, I would assume a jeweled butt plug.
ReplyDeleteHey Brad, my man! I just saw your ex!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? Where?
Getting a golden shower in Oman!
Hopefully she's saving the money.
ReplyDelete@Brayson87 , the little girl is definitely his, and he is getting papped with her so at least Irina doesn't take her yachting. Like some we know.
ReplyDelete@Guesser, Yeah that blind about Farrah having trouble making money from her clients and looking for new avenues was definitely worrisome.
ReplyDeleteGuess he docked with a turkey baster or something.
ReplyDeleteFrom Russia with love
ReplyDeleteMe thinks someone dropped an egg in someone's lap for cash. Now THAT's an anchor baby. Poor motherless child.
ReplyDeleteThat kind of shit will drive any man gaga.
@Me it doesn't mean the child is unloved. IN NO WAY is it ideal but you find sh*t parents everywhere who 'claimed' to love each other and have no means or mode to care for them. Really what is the difference between a contact baby to two huge celebs with every financial resource available to him or her? Kid is STILL better of than the product of a one night stand or deadbeat dad and addict mom etc (just for instance a scenario) although I AM SO tired of celebs selling their fake family values. I can't imagine pretending to be married someone. You can't really snow kids in private can you. Like The Clooney twins know both those dead-eyed parents are sperm/egg donors AT the most. Yet again though if you factor in parents being able to pay years of therapy, great nannies, best of school, is is any worse than say a baby born to folks who own a meth lab? There at least needs to be the appearance of being well fed, well-educated, extended family involved et.
ReplyDeletePS. at me... also while you may not LOVE your baby mama or ex the same way, you at least maybe get TOP NOTCH DNA and child support. BCoop got Irina as baby maker and genetic roll of the dice. Bet celebs who land gorgeous folks adore their own DNA mixing with the elite.
ReplyDeleteShe is going to need October off, or her vag gonna dress up as the Sarlacc Pit for Halloween.
ReplyDelete@Count Jerkula, I had to google 'Sarlacc Pit' and I'm still laughing now. Thanks!
ReplyDeletehe doesn't care, he likes the peen
ReplyDelete♥ Count Jerkula's comment! RoTJ reference, and imagery, oh my!
ReplyDeleteIt's an especially apt reference because the Sarlacc Pit is in a desert and visited by Jabba's yachts 🤣
ReplyDeleteSarlacc Pit is evidence of Lucas' fear and repulsion of vagina. That black wife probably just pegs him between cub scouts.
ReplyDeleteBoth BCoop and Irina look so much happier since the split. That must have been a loooong 5 years. Bradley is totally losing his looks. Idk what he did to his face, and the mustache and hair cut aren’t helping (assuming it’s for a role) but ugh!
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