September 16, 2019
What do you do when the relationship with the A+ list actor/recovering alcoholic/serial cheater doesn't work out? Well, if you are this writer, you find an A/A- list actor/recovering alcoholic/cheater to be your new boyfriend. I'm sure it will work out just fine.
Ben Affleck/Lindsay Shookus/Jon Hamm
What do you do when the relationship with the A+ list actor/recovering alcoholic/serial cheater doesn't work out? Well, if you are this writer, you find an A/A- list actor/recovering alcoholic/cheater to be your new boyfriend. I'm sure it will work out just fine.
Ben Affleck/Lindsay Shookus/Jon Hamm
Least one has a huge dong and can still get work.
ReplyDeleteWhy does she get A list actors? Just be her great personality,I guess. And remember,she left a husband she just had a baby with when she got Affleck.
ReplyDeleteBut you only lick his don't not suck too big of insert low
ReplyDeleteHas Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
DeleteAre we supposed to rearrange the words in this sentence?
Delete@It burns to pee
DeleteForgive him ...hes illiterate
DeleteSnookums is an idiot, but she probably was sick of looking at Ben's back tattoo and needed some Hammaconda
ReplyDelete+1 Sandybrook! haha That back tattoo is the worst. It looks like I did it.
ReplyDeleteI need a decoder ring for some of these comments.
ReplyDeleteHow the hell is Jon Hamm A list?
ReplyDeleteAs the song goes, "She's a clean up woman".
ReplyDeleteJohn Hamm has a huge penis don't blame this lady at all.
ReplyDelete@Orville: It’s not worth putting up with the drinking & cheating just for the penis. Unless you just want a one nighter.
ReplyDeleteUnless sex reassignment technology has made huge leaps forward I am not aware of, there's no chance that tranny had a baby. This blind is all bratwurst, no Kaiser roll.
ReplyDeleteJon Hamm is a butterface though
ReplyDeleteOk, Freebird, you're making me feel better, bc I was starting to worry! Confused!😕
ReplyDeleteHahaha! I’ll order you a decoder ring, too!
DeleteI don't think it's just alcohol that Mr. Hamm is using.
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ReplyDeleteI also need a decoder ring.
ReplyDeleteAnd, some women have a type.
Who the duck wants to bang Shookus? She has a face like a tight fist. Does her vagine throw confetti when penetrated? It does not compute.
ReplyDeleteDrunk dudes can’t do much in the sack, so who cares if he’s packin’? Can’t do anything with it so what’s the point? 🤷🏼♀️
ReplyDeleteJon Hamm isn't sober from what I know.
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